Season X, Preseason Week: The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Vertically Challenged Humans vs Two Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight

Little People are: White Lantern Batman, The Huntress w/ a Purple lightsaber, Toad, Joan Rivers, Ewok #1-4

Hungry Dinomites are: Depa Billaba, Adi Gallia, Visas Marr


“Joan Rivers here on this star studded, red carpet evening here at the grand reopening of the Mines of Moria! Everything is exciting this year as everything is rebooted and brand new again! The air is abuzz with excitement!” Rivers exclaimed.

Arriving first here is the squad of the newly renamed “Brotherhood of Evil Midgets”. Look here, it’s Toad and his fellow Ewok friends. Toad! Toad! Do you have a minute? Tell me please, who are you wearing and why did your owner feel that now was the appropriate time to rebrand the team to “The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Vertically Challenged Humans?” Rivers continued.

“Hi Joan, you look great by the way,” said Toad “you’re skin actually looks smoother now that you are dead. Our owner, the Commish, has decided that the old team name was derogatory to not only us little people, but to those who choose not to identify as a Brother or categorize their beliefs as good or evil. This is 2019 and while that old sort of name was fine for last decade, I think he, as well as society, has grown to be more compassionate and inclusive.”

“Well spoken, Toad. And this stunning tuxedo…?”

“It’s an Armario Luigi of course!”

“Of course it is! (laughs) The brothers have put down the plungers and picked up some skills with the sewing machine. You look fantastic! Thank you again for your time. Oh look here comes Visas, Aki and Depa from the Dinomites!”

“Hello Joan.” grumbles Visas Marr.

“I see here that while you dressed up for tonight, your companions decided to stick to the dusty Jedi robes! (cackles) ”

“That they did, Joan. Apparently some women don’t own a mirror or give a good godd---”

BOOM!!

The stone walls burst open and White Lantern Batman emerges and Depa Billaba is dead from a batarang before she can react. Marr and Gallia ignite their lightsabers and approach but WL Batman reaches inward and in an instant projects a halo of limitless energy outward. Loose rocks slowly rain down as the scene comes to a quiet halt. Joan slowly crawls out from behind a large boulder and looks around. Toad and the ewok’s tiny bodies lay lifeless as they were dashed against the wall. Marr and Gallia are knocked backward and along with the Huntress fall down a seemingly bottomless pit to their death.

“I haven’t seen that kind of action since Ed and Johnny had me wear a skirt to the Tonight Show!” Says Rivers.