Week 2 - TEAM vs. Super Orange Kitty Sisters

TEAM: Superman, Superboy, Optimus Prime, Roller, Grey Jedi Master Josh Houslander, Laya Houslander: Jedi Knight, Alex Houslander: Young Jedi Knight, Scarlet Houslander: Jedi Padawan, Grayson Houslander: Jedi Youngling, President John Adams, Donald Trump, Cybertronian Guardian #1-8, Autobot #1-4, Junkeon #1-5

Super Orange Kitty Sisters: Supergirl, Power Girl, Polaris, Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man, Baby Ewok #1

It’s a casual day in the White House for Donald Trump, taking care of his wig, John Adams at his side. Their meeting with TEAM is about to commence as the final members arrive. All of sudden, Cybertronian Guardians #1-8, Autobot #1-4, and Junkeon #1-5 get completely torn apart by Polaris and Kitty Sisters’ surprise attack. Quickly, TEAM reacts as you hear the hum of the Houslander’s lightsabers turn on. Adams and Trump fall back into the PEOC, lined entirely of lead so none of the kryptonians can see where they go, to make a plan of attack as the kryptonians erupt into fighting outside, having no care for lawn maintenance.

Grey Jedi Master Josh Houslander skillfully uses acrobatics to slice Baby Ewok #1 like a kebab, for he has mastered the arts of form IV. Scarlet Witch uses her reality altering powers to force Scarlet and Grayson Houslander to fall on their own sabers. As she moves onto work on Laya and Alex Houslander, Scarlet Witch is unable to notice Josh Houslander sneak behind her and slam his lightsaber through her heart, then ripping it out for her lifeless body to fall to the floor. Then Spider-Man swoops in kicking Josh straight in the head causing a hemorrhage, leading to a stroke and death. Spider-Man without hesitation webs up Laya and Alex leaving them unable to protect against Polaris shoving parts of Autobot #3 through them for instant death.

Meanwhile, the kryptonians are battling fiercely blow for blow. Eventually due to Superboy’s lack of time under the rays of a yellow sun compared to both Supergirl and Power Girl’s, they set up a punch too powerful for him to resist. Power Girl throws Superboy into the air and Supergirl hits him with such a powerful punch to the face that his neck snaps. Superman enraged that his apprentice is now dead, blasts a heat vision ray so powerful through his cousin Supergirl’s head, it explodes her brain.

Now we move back over to Polaris and Spider-Man dealing with Optimus Prime and Roller. Polaris makes the mistake to deal with Roller first. Even though it does not take long to tear the chatty transformer apart, it’s long enough for Optimus Prime to make a quick swipe with his Sword of Judgement slicing Spider-Man in two. He lies on the ground in his final moment making one last cry, “Mr. Stark…….” Polaris, seeing so much death, pulls apart the great leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, with much sadness. As she watches a final battle between Superman and Power Girl, Polaris decides to fall into the shadows for she will one day avenge her sister, Scarlet Witch, by finishing off the rest of TEAM. That day will not be today.

Back to kryptonians where Superman and Power Girl are endlessly fighting. Forgot about the presidents? Well John Adams and Donald Trump devised quite the plan while hiding away, but it comes at a cost. They have stored away a kryptonite bomb which can easily take out Power Girl but at the same time Superman. Trump worried of his own survival, decides unhesitantly to throw the bomb at the two kryptonians fighting. It explodes shooting kryptonite in all directions taking out Power Girl and beloved Superman.