The Striders of Rohan Vs. The Empire

The Striders of Rohan are Blue Lantern #1-2, John Stewart, Fro-Zone, Xenomorph #2-11, and Admiral William Kelley in an AT-AT.

The Empire is Emma Frost, Krampus, Teddy Boy, and Vampire #1.


Alright Dorks, Pogo here. Sure am glad this is a small week, because it is friggin freezing out here. Not sure whose idea it was to have a match outside Santa's Workshop; but as far as I am concerned, the elves can keep this craphole. I probably shouldn't be saying this though.... Santa might hear me, and I don't wanna miss out on any Christmas schwag. Anyway, let's write this turd. The Empire is some scary lookin peeps this week, but The Striders brought some serious firepower.

We basically have a vampire, a creepy teddy bear, and Bad Santa: NO, not Billy Bob Thorton, I'm talking about a half goat/half demon lookin dude. Then, to top it all off we have the scariest, most dangerous creature around leading the team. Yup, you guessed it. It's a hot chick with a killer rack. Needless to say, I'm keeping my distance. But the Striders on the other hand, are much braver than I am, cuz here they come over the ice covered horizon. Let's find out what is going on inside that AT-AT.

Bill Kelley speaks into the communication device to his team: “Damn. I guess when I told them I could drive or fly anything they took me quite literally. I didn't think they would put me in a machine with no wheels or wings that is supposed to take two drivers; but don't worry guys. I got this”.

“Hope so Bill, we're ready out here for the full frontal attack”. Replies John Stewart.

Fro-Zone adds: “Speaking of full frontal, did you guys get a look at that chick in the white on the other team”?? …

John Stewart takes the lead, as he flies in fast towards the action. He is flanked by the two Blue Lanterns, who power his ring to 200%, simply by being within close proximity. Right before their attack begins, Stewart turns his head to give a final order to the Blue Lanterns, but he is shocked to see the 2 blue lanterns attacking their own teammates the Xenomorphs. This isn't the Green Lantern's first time up against a telepath, so he figures out quick that that is what is going down. He creates powerful emerald-helmet encasement for his own brain; but it is too late for his teammates. The Aliens attempt to defend themselves by surrounding the two blue lanterns, which causes them to join each other in death as the concentrated acid blood sprays all over the two blue lanterns as they join the Xenomorphs in death.

John Stewart's ring powers back down to 80% with the death of the blue lanterns and the heavy power diversion from the telepathic prevention; but John still easily dodges the tiny bullets shot at him from the gun of Teddy Boy. Teddy Boy, then gets crushed by a giant green energy fist from the ring of Stewart.

Fro-Zone is sliding around effortlessly on the ice when Vampire #1 leaps out at him. The Vamp is frozen solid by a heavy blast from Fro-Zone. The Vampire is shattered a few moments later when it is stepped on by the huge metal foot of the AT-AT.

The White Queen herself, Emma Frost focuses her full power on John Stewart, knowing that it is going to take everything she has got to break through his defenses. They stand within a couple of feet of each other both doubled over in pain as the mental anguish turns into physical pain. Fro-Zone slides into action and hits Frost with some frost in an attempt to free his friend Stewart from the mental attack. It works, but while Emma Frost begins to turn her attention towards Fro-Zone, Stewart's relief is short-lived. Just as the green lantern is beginning to recover, Krampus leaps out and stuffs Stewart into his creepy bag where he is sent directly to Hell and bloodily ripped apart by a legion of demons. Frost and Krampus regroup while Fro-Zone stands alone realizing that he is outmatched. Fro-Zone stands bravely preparing for the fight of his life, when two huge laser-bolts from the Imperial metal monster known as an AT-AT turn the area occupied by Frost and Krampus into a crater. Fro-Zone hears the familiar voice of Admiral Kelley pipe into his ear piece:

“What?? Did you forget I was here”.........