Season X Week 2 - Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassin's vs Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions

Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassin's are: Dr Manhattan, 12 Guardian Knights together as Dragonstorm, Ethan Hunt w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, Havok, Zombies #1-15


Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: Boba Fett (Gunner), Mace Windu (Pilot), Ki Adi Mundi (Co-Pilot), Jedi Padawans #1-2 (passengers) in the Slave-1.
Nick Fury w/ Red Lantern Ring and SHIELD Agents #1-3 in a Military Humvee
Shield Agents #4-5, The Spectre, Al Capone w/ Power Ring, Griffins #1-3.


“Good Morning, Agent Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, to protect the White House from a military invasion. Our deep intelligence operatives inform us to expect an attack from both land and sky. We have assembled a task force to help you with this operation and they are currently en route to the rondevoux. Inclosed in the package containing this transmission you will find one Indigo Lantern ring. Expect the unexpected, Agent Hunt. This message will self destruct in ten seconds.”

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Ethan Hunt then recklessly drives a motorcycle to the nearest airport and hitches a ride to DC by hanging on the wing of a plane. When the plane nears his destination he skydives in, landing on the roof of the White House where his team has assembled waiting and watching for where the first attack will come from.

AT THE FRONT GATE
“Good Morning, Sir!” a cheerful Nick Fury says to the security guard while flashing his SHIELD badge. “Nick Fury, Shield, Here to see the President.”

“Sure thing, Mr. Fury, I have your passes right here.” says the security guard. He then proceeds to toss a block of C4 into the open window of the HumVee. A surprised Nick Fury looks at the security guard holding the detonator. The security guard then pulls off his face mask revealing that he WAS ETHAN HUNT THE WHOLE TIME!! OH MAN! PLOT TWIST!! Nick reaches for the handle and starts to open the door just as Ethan flips the switch on the detonator. The car explodes in a beautiful, majestic fireball. Hunt, on a dead sprint joins the fight starting on the front lawn as the agents inside the vehicle are consumed by the blaze.

IN THE SKY
Dragonstorm circles the sky above and sets its sights on the incoming Slave 1 and Griffins #1-3. Boba Fett wastes no time firing half a dozen missiles followed by a volley of shots from its ion cannons toward the Guardian Knights. Dragonstorm evades narrowly and takes out the three Griffins while trying to gain the advantage on Slave 1. Mace Windu’s pilot skills outmaneuver the three headed robot beast and a second wave of missiles tears into Dragonstorm’s chest. This enrages the beast and his last breath is a torrent of fire that engulfs the ship, disabling its engines, sending it spiraling to the ground. Boba Fett, using his jetpack and his indifference for saving his Jedi scum teammates, is the only survivor from the duel as he flies away to the battle on the ground.

FRONT LAWN
Al Capone, wielding a power ring and a Tommy Gun, mows down the wave of Zombies headed their way but not before they are able to kill Shield Agents 4 and 5. Havok returns the favor with an energy blast to the chest of Scarface. Boba Fett flies in to assist and shoots his guns at Havok distracting him long enough…

A FEW MINUTES AGO, BACK AT THE FRONT GATE.
Dazed and slightly confused, Nick Fury looks at the fiery wreckage of his humvee through the protective red bubble of energy he constructed with his red lantern ring. His head still ringing, he forces himself to his feet and limps toward the fight on the front lawn.

IN ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
The Spectre and Dr. Manhattan use their god like abilities that I cannot even begin to describe or do justice. Folding space and time, casting each other to other dimensions and killing each other and becoming reborn an infinite number of times in the blink of an eye. The battle of wills is beyond my comprehension so in a last ditch effort for your forgiveness in this poorly written match, I use my powers as a watcher to retreat both of these superhuman heroes back to your respective locker rooms, unharmed to fight again another day.

AT THE FRONT LAWN AGAIN
Havok shoots blasts of energy at a circling Boba Fett when suddenly nothing happens. Nick Fury is behind him, doing his best to restrain him for the short time he can with his ring. This gives Boba Fett a clear shot to take the head off Havok with a well placed rocket shot.

“Thanks for the help, Mace. I thought you died in the crash. Where did you get that eye patch?” grumbled Boba Fett to Nick Fury. Then, a confused Boba fett looks and sees a second Nick Fury approaching. The two get into a classic roll on the ground fight. Boba Fett sets his sights but doesn’t know which one to shoot. One is his teammate. But then he remembers he doesn’t care about teammates and shoots them both dead. As he approaches the two fallen Fury’s he sees that one was wearing a mask. That Fury was also significantly shorter than the other and had a pamphlet praising of the wonders of scientology.