Monday, April 2, 2012

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Transfoamers.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Phoenix (Jean Grey), Flamebird, Nightwing, Joseph, Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, Havok, Sheanna, and Sandworm #14.

The Transfoamers are Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Dinobot, Tigatron, Airazor, Silverbolt, Savage/Noble, Nightscream, Depth Charge, Scuba, Big Horn, Big Convoy, and Blackarachnia.


Red Lantern Jeff Houslander knows he has very little time to spare when he begins to talking to his teammates out on the deep desert sands. "Listen up, I was just talking to my son in the locker room, he has always been big in to this "Dune" Crap. And if our sandworm is about to do what he claims it is going to do, than we better take to the air, and get the hell out of here". "I have always been near the mighty Shai Halud, and I have nothing to fear" exclaims Sheanna indignantly. "I tend to agree with you, but I am under strict orders to stay put and use my powers on what is certain to be an onslaught of metal bound creatures from The Transfoamers. I realize that this team is under new management, but I dare not question the orders given from the front office of The Horsemen of Apokolips. I may be new here but our team's tactics our legendary". Says Joseph. "Suit yourself Joe, but I am out of here and I tend to think that anybody that isn't with me is going to regret it" Jeff says in retort. Phoenix begins to take off, when Flamebird and Nightwing both offer a hand to the non-flying members of the squad. Havok says indignantly: "I am so sick of you fliers always acting like you are top-dog just because you can get away from a situation like a couple of sissies!! I am here to fight and that's exactly what I am going to do. I don't need your help". "And that is your choice mutant". Flamebird says as her, Nightwing, Phoenix, and Jeff Houslander take flight high above the Battlefield. Sheanna begins to say a prayer to Shai Halud: The Lord of the Desert, when two seperate rumbles approach the center of the battlefield. Wormsign appears to her North and heading that direction, when further North the entire Beast Wars Crew, led by Optimas Primal is heading South; fully prepared to do battle with The Horsemen; and creating an even larger tremor in the ground than the subtle wormsign. The Maximals stand firm as the dunes begin to quake and then begin to charge the hole as the massive Sandworm #14 exits straight up out of the sand. Optimus Primal orders The Maximals to scatter, but some are quicker and better in the desert setting than others. Nightscream, Savage, Depth Charge, and Scuba all die in the initial open-mouthed flop of the massive Arrakis-born Beast. As most of The Maximals regroup behind their leader Optimus Primal; Airazor, The female Peregrine Falcon and Silverbolt, the grey wolf golden eagle both instinctively transform and take to the air. Their actions were meant simply to evade the oncoming sandworm and were taken off guard when they are both blinded and pushed back by the power and heat of Phoenix. By the time they begin to gain their composure Flamebird and Nightwing have shot through their sparks like little flesh bullets. "Well that's just Prime" Optimus Primal says with a disgruntled hint of sarcasm. "it appears that the air isn't any safer than the sands". Sheanna stands firm on the ground as the mighty worm passes her by. Optimus Primal is confused by this, but decides that it is towards this human woman that he and his confused band of Beast Warriors should target their attack. But before they can they find themselves moving in the opposite direction all together. Joseph, the clone of Magneto has taken control of the entire bunched up Transfoamers squadron and is bringing them in close to himself. Joseph doesn't quite have the control over his powers that the original Magneto has, but his abilities are significant. He knows that if he can bring all of these massive robots in close to him that he can crush them in to one giant ball of scrap metal. He begins by pushing Tigatron and Cheetor together when the magnetic vibrations of his powers summon the great Shai Halud like no Fremen-devised thumper could ever dream of doing. The massive sandworm pops back out of the sand as The Horsemen front office had planned but this time Joseph has The Maximals nice and bunched up. Joseph dies along with his enemies but his actions kill Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, and Big Convoy. Thus making his FFL Debut quite a success. Optimus Primal and the rest of The Maximals break free of the magnetic hold and begin to open fire on Sandworm #14. "Focus on the center of the worm with everything you've got" Optimus screams to his troops. Sheanna begins to realize that at this point even she is not safe from the rampaging sand worm, while Havok realizes that his move to not get safe with the fliers may have been a bad one. Not that that stops Alex Summers from doing exactly what he said he would do in this battle. He uses his mutant powers to blast a massive hole in the center of Big Horn before Havok finds himself underneath the massive underbelly of his own teammate as well. The Maximals, led by Rhinox's "Chainguns of Doom" concentrate their super-advanced weaponry at the sandworm and actually manage to accomplish their goal. An undescribably intense smell of pungent cinammon fills the air as the insides of the massive sandworm spill on to the dunes. "Wow!! I can't believe they actually killed our sandworm" says Flamebird from high above the battle. "How does that make you feel Red Lantern"? Asks Jean Grey. "PISSED" Answers Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, as he and the rest of his flying teammates charge from the air against the energon-drained Maximals. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander's rage is peaked even further when he sees Rhinox turn his two Chainguns in the direction of Sheanna. Jeff Houslander spews red energy all over the Maximal Second in Command (Rhinox); while Phoenix engulfs Blackarachnia with her powers. Flamebird and Nightwing double team Optimas Primal by ripping The Maximal Leader's head clean off of his metal body. Only the Velociraptor named Dinobot remained. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander escorted the heartbroken Sheanna to safety, while Phoenix, Flamebird, and Nightwing finished off the last remaining Transfoamer.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

5 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Transfoamers: All Dead

The Horsemen: Phoenix, Flamebird, Nightwing, Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, and Sheanna all survive.

Ryan said...

The Joker got the M202A1 FLASH Rocket Launcher.

Artifact said...

Hey Rob. If you are not going to play your sandworms in the desert you should trade them to me. We have a dedicated sandworm trainer and a dry room where the humidity is kept below 5%. They will be well loved on the Slaves.

Consider it.
Fizz.

Lickolas said...

Same here Rob, Miley and Barrack have been wanting to get there hands on some sandworms for years now. As you didn't start them this week in the desert of all places, I assume a couple Dozers would be more then enough to give to you in return for the obviously useless beasts.

Lickolas said...

I like Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, he is one of my new favorite characters.

Good stuff Joshatu.