Season 4, Consolation Match Round 2: LG vs Xavier's

Season 4, Consolation Match Round 2:
Logical Genocide vs. Xavier’s Annhilation Squad

“Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the f%@king Twinkies?”
-Tallahassee

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Consolation Match Round 2, located in a steel cage. They are as follows:

Logical Genocide: Tallahassee, Robert Hudson, Mewtwo and Smurf#???.

Xavier’s Annhilation Squad: Minotaur #???

Let the battle begin. . .

Tallahassee looks at his fellow teammates. He is shocked to see Robert Hudson in the cage since Hudson normally never shows his face at any FFL event. He also notices a large metal mallet located at the top of the cage.

Minotaur #??? focuses on the easy prey first. The monster stomps its hoof-like feet on the floor of the cage, attempting to crush LG’s Smurf #???.

Tallahassee: Watch out little blue guy!!!

Minotaur #??? squishes Smurf #??? before it can react.

Tallahassee: Looks like we should’ve called him “Squishy Smurf”!

With that quip, Tallahassee and Robert Hudson join together and dodge Minotaur #???’s attempted goring of the duo. Mewtwo steps between Minotaur #???’s legs and trips the beast. Immediately Tallahassee and Hudson leap on the bull headed monster. Minotaur #???’s head hits the steel cage and disorients the beast. Although dazed at the impact of the blow, the XAS combatant turns around and manages to rip Hudson’s arms off. The mortally wounded Hudson screams in agony as his shoulders spurt blood. The blood showers the cage and Mewtwo slips in Hudson’s fluid. Although somewhat still discombobulated, the minotaur takes advantage of Mewtwo’s fall and stomps on the Pokemon’s head. Mewtwo dies.

Tallahassee arms himself with Hudson’s arms and beats the minotaur’s head back and forth. Unfortunately for Tallahassee, both of Hudson’s arms become stuck on the horns of the beast. Tallahassee then looks to the top of the cage and scrambles up the bars to his goal. He obtains the large metal hammer and strikes the minotaur squarely on its head on his way down, crushing its skull. Minotaur #??? is killed.

Tallahassee looks down at his fallen foe.

Tallahassee: Two men enter. . . I mean two men. . . and a Pokemon. . . and a smurf. . . and a mythical beast enter. . . AND ONE MAN LEAVES!!!

Xavier’s Annhilation Squad: All dead.

Logical Genocide: Tallahassee survives.

LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!!