Tuesday, June 17, 2008

PRESS RELEASE:

The Outsiders General Manager Matthew Oblak has issued this statement:


The Outsiders would like to gloriously announce the addition of two new gorillas to our team; Michael Vick and Donkey Kong, which were acquired from Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's Commandos for Duncan Idaho Ghola #4.

With the acquisition of Mr. Vick, we would also like to formally announce a team name change as well. From here on out we will be known as "Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv."

Thank you.

11 comments:

Artifact said...

Perhaps a change in leadership as well?

-Z

Josh the Commish said...

Congratulations to the team formerally known as The Outsiders. You have a good tea, and I wish you luck next season (you're gonna need it, with being in a division with TEAM & The Horseman).

Artifact said...

To clarify, I meant that Vick should be your new head coach.

-Z

Solobeck said...

"I'm calling The Humane Society and PETA!!!!" -- Tasha.

I'm going to kidnap Vick's a*@ and neuter him myself!!!--Pablo

Anonymous said...

Dear Josh:
I did not know the meaning of "Dork". Now I found these explanations. Are they right?
Are you a "Dork"?

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

I thik I am a "Nerd"!

Let´s hear from you.

Solobeck said...

I truly hope that "Teresa" is not MY Teresa who is apparently flirting with the Commish. . . She has some 'splaining to do!
-B2

Josh the Commish said...

Teresa, I am sorry to take so long to reply to your comment. If I have to say that I am only one of the three (because I think I may be all of the above). I would say that I am probably a geek. Thanks for the formal definitions, they will come in handy.

Josh the Commish said...

By the way as commissioner of this league, I probably should have rejected this trade, considering that this is the second time that Hannah & Barack's Commandos have traded for characters that are sitting on the waiver wires for free. Great General Managing job Millen, I mean Lickolas.

P.S. Just a little warning to the rest of the league, I smell the evil doings of The Horsemen of Apokolips at work behind the scenes of these trades. Everything is going as they have forseen.

Josh the Commish said...

Not to take anything away from the General managing of Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv. I congratulate the former Outsiders for making what could be a great managerial move and on their use of free agency in the past. Good work Matt.

ematejoca said...

"Like sands thru the hour glass so are the days if our lives."

Did you write it? I put it on the blog, because it´s a true quote.

I live in Germany, but I am portuguese. Therefore, I am very, very sad about the EM 2008-
Portugal lost gegen Germany.

Josh, on your blog stays you are a "dork". I did´t understand, so I invertigate about it. I am a person who mus know about everything like a "nerd".

Edingurgh ist very beautiful. I like Scotland.

Tell your friend Solobeck, that I am not his Teresa- I don´t belong to someone, I just belong myself.

Best wishes from Germany!

Josh the Commish said...

I would say that those definitions are pretty close, but we use those 3 words interchangeably with each other for the most part. By the definitions you put I would like to think that I am not a dork, but I could definitely be a nerd and a geek.

I thought that you might be Portugese because of many of the posts on your blog. Do you speak the Portugese language as well as you do English? Because if you have the ability to speak 3 languages I am very impressed.