Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a new Family Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army

Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Alex's Squad) are Ant Man II, Warpath, M.O.D.O.T., (Kingdom Come) Robotman, Bedovian, Ravager, Heavy, Stass Allie, Wheeljack, Decepticon #5, The Cowardly Lion, Finn McCool, and Aunt May.

Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army is Baby Nightcrawler, Fool Killer, Whizzy the Supercat, Jared Nomak (w/ Despotellis' yellow ring), Batzarro, Tarful, Darth Binks, Aleta One (w/ The Autobot Matrix of Leadership AKA: Aletimus Prime), Trax, Alice Cullen, Mansquito, CeCe Jones, and Bella Thorn.


Gobotron... The Final frontier. The place where we separate the boys who would grow up to be men and the boys who would grow up to never kiss a girl (the former are writing nerd stories about Cybertron). The Red Army was late getting their team in, but for some nonsensical reason, the republicans in Congress gave him an extension and let him send one in anyway even though they new it would probably suck. Alex on the other hand put up the best possible squad that he could put together (naturally though the best possible squad he could put together did not include the “actual” best characters for the tournament, because Laya sniped those first for her squad).

Ravager and Tarful fight fiercely in the first pitched battle of the tournament (get the Becks shout out, out of the way now (great work on The Universe Bowl by the way B-2)). While the giant Finn McCool is fitting in nicely in the Gobotron landscape where he squashes Mansquito with relative ease. Darth Binks rushes at the cowardly Lion; but Stass Allie intercepts the fight saying “Maxie Biggs this BINKS”!! As she disarms the gungan and then slices the psuedo-Sith Lord in half. Although Binks does get one wicked hilarious “OH NO!! WHERE'S A MEESA LIGHTSABER” out before he dies. WOW this stuff never gets old, Thank you so much George Lucas!! Baby Nightcrawler, may still be larger than Ant Man, but unlike the mini-mutant, Ant Man's powers do not shrink along with him, in fact they grow. Nightcrawler manages to keep away from Lang for a while, but once the near microscopic Avenger gets on the body of Nightcrawler, it doesn't matter how much he teleports; because with every BAMF, Ant Man simply stays with him. The former convict, then proves that he is now a GREAT superhero by crawling in the ear of Nightcrawler and murdering the baby by grossly jacking up his mutant brain. Warpath proves that he is not a fool, by not being killed by Fool Killer. Althouth he does make a path of war through the face of Fool Killer by using his mutant enhanced strength to turn it to mush inside his not so awesome looking mask. M.O.D.O.T. Is reciting his favorite “Miss Bliss” Era episode of Saved By the Bell, word for word when Whizzy the Super Cat saves the ears, and sanity of all involved by flying through the center of the moron like a rocket to vanish him from this match. The World's worst detective, Batzarro discovers through much intense work that Robotman wishes to kill him, when he notices an Ion Blast heading directly for his face. As it turns out, Batzarro was correct. Jared Nomak is definitely a great choice for a yellow lantern, as he was pretty freakin scary even before he got the ring, but despite him fighting fiercely against Bedovian, the veteran Sinestro corps member, keeps his distance from the enhanced vampire and uses his sniper abilities to blow Nomak to pieces. Tarful and Ravager's battle finally comes to an end, when the stronger Tarful gets a hold of Deathstroke's daughter and snaps her neck. The Clone Trooper Heavy, doesn't weigh too much for Trax to pick him up off the ground and then throw him into the air. Once he is airborne, Trax uses his hand mounted lasers to blast him back out of the air. Wheeljack doesn't need to worry about giving pedestrians the right of way, here on Gobotron since there are no pedestrians or laws to defend them; so I guess the Autobot doesn't need to feel bad about not even remotely slowing down when he runs over CeCe Jones and Bella Thorn. Aletimus Prime makes shiny, pink, feminine, and short work of Decepticon #5, by laser-blasting his face off like only a female version non-gender specific beings can do. Alice Cullen, decides to ignore her vow of not killing humans by rationalizing that Aunt May was about to die of old age in an hour or two anyway. She enjoys eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the old broad. Good times..,. Good times.

The two squads both close ranks, after some losses on both sides. Stass Allie and Aletimus Prime both take command of their respective squads with a backdrop of progressive feminism that would make Hillary Clinton proud. Finn McCool and Wheeljack engage in an awkward giant battle with Aletimus Prime and Trax that fits in perfectly here on Gobotron. Wheeljack blasts Trax repeatedly before Prime returns the favor by blasting Wheeljack's spark apart. Finn McCool uses his massive hands to finish what Wheeljack started and crush the head of Trax; but Trax is quickly avenged as Aletimus spin kicks Finn into a Gobotronian building and then leaps on top of the Scottish giant to finish him off. Now, unable to quell her thirst for blood, Alice Cullen rushes at Stass Allie; but she finds the Jedi Master to be much harder to get a hold of than Aunt May. Stass Allie dodges the vampire's initial attacks and then swiftly decapitates the vampire with her lightsaber. Tarful and The Cowardly Lion engage each other in a bout of furry combat that is one for the ages. Much fur flies around the steely Gobotron sky as they pull fur and shed on one another. The Lion has shed his cowardness as well and if Tarful had any tar in his fur it is definitely not full of it anymore. In fact he is definitley tar empty. Because they are both pulling each other's fur out. In case I haven't been clear about this, they are both very furry, and they are fighting. Or at least they were. They are now done and the Lion is dead. I couldn't really see why though.... They were both too furry. Whizzy the Supercat is easily outrunning Bedovian, when the Kryptonian kitty is ambushed by Warpath and Robotman. The two Super Kitties attempt to overpower the super kitty; but Whizzy bites through the center circuits of Robotman killing the cyborg. This attack leaves Whizzy vulnerable to Warpath, who grabs a hold of the much smaller Whizzy and is able to overpower the cat, eventually breaking its super-powered neck.

Stass Allie, now stands at the ready with her ignited lightsaber, while she is squared up by the wookie Tarful, while Ant Man, Warpath, and Bedovian team up to battle against the Autobot leader Aletimus. Tarful, is a skilled fighter who comes at Allie with an intense berserker rage. This kind of emotion filled/meticulously delivered attack would be more than successful against most combatants, and even many Jedi; but an experienced Jedi Council member such as Master Allie looks deeply into the force and steps aside at the exact right moment, allowing her to take out Tarful with one swift lightsaber swing. Bedovian keeps his distance from Aletimus, while taking pot shots at her from afar with his yellow ring, while Ant Man shrinks down to near microscopic size and works his way inside the massive Autobot's body. Warpath knows of Ant Man's plan and runs at Aletimus to create a diversion, but Aletimus overwhelms the much smaller Warpath and crushes him, much like he did to Whizzy. Stass Allie rushes over to her teammates to aid them against Aletimus, right as the chick Autobot is about to close the gap against Bedovian. Nothing the jedi or the lantern do seem to have an overwhelming affect on Prime, until all of the sudden she seems to start malfunctioning. The two of them begin to realize that whatever Ant Man is up to, it seems to be working. Stass Allie concentrates her force power to force push the massive robot over, and then looks over to see Bedovian conjuring up as much yellow energy as he can muster. Stass yells to Bedovian: “WAIT!! WE HAVE TO GIVE ANT MAN TIME TO GET OUT”!! But the yellow lantern has no desire to risk losing the match and uses his Qwardian ring to finish her off, blowing her to pieces and killing their teammate Ant Man in the process.