FFL Week 9: Barkley's Turrible Decisions vs. Misunderstood Little People

Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: Nick Fury w/ Red Lantern Ring and Original Iron Man Suit (4 death), Shield Agent #6-10, Borg Queen w/ Yellow Lantern Ring and Personal Holtzman Shield, and Borg #1-10.

Misunderstood Little People: Stilgar, Asajj Ventress (4 death), Big Benito (has super duper long arms) and Fire Bender #2.

This match takes place in The Office.

We start with the Little People held up in The Office waiting for Barkley’s Turrible Decisions to arrive. Nick Fury in the Mark I barges through the front entrance into the Office and the rest of his teammates come in behind him. 

Right off the bat, the Borg Queen orders her Borg to attack Big Benito, Big Benito uses its boxing prowess to defend itself, but after not much time the Borg overtake the pizza beast and begin to eat the Big Benito as they’ve never had such good pizza before. The Borg Queen orders her Borg to stop eating the pizza, but even from the grave, the Big Benitos arms are too long for even the Borg Queen to box with such an italian-american delicacy. The Borg Queen is so focused on trying to get her Borg to focus on the battle that this allows Stilgar to sneak up behind her and slit her throat through her Personal Holtzman shield as he is very familiar with how they work. The death of the Borg Queen causes a mass confusion between the ten Borg, this allows Fire Bender #2 and Stilgar to kill all ten Borg with ease.

While this was happening Asajj Ventress was engaging in battle with Mark I Nick Fury and his shield agents. Asajj’s force abilities make it quite easy for her to dodge attacks from Nick Fury and his agents but she doesn’t have enough time in between attacks to make an offensive approach to this battle. 

After defeating the Borg and their queen Stilgar and the Fire Bender go to help Asajj. The Fire Bender burns two agents to a crisp but Nick Fury retaliates by grabbing the Bender and rips him in half using the strength of the suit. Stilgar is able to sneak behind the other two agents and take them out with ease but Nick Fury hits Stilgar with a blast of his flamethrower, killing the Fremen Leader with ease. 

Now all that’s left is Nick Fury for Barkley’s Turrible Decisions and Asajj Ventress for the Little People. Asajj  goes to do a lightsaber strike against Nick Fury but he uses his Red Lantern Ring as a shield to block the lightsaber strike. Fury then hits Asajj with his arm and knocks her into the nearby wall, then immediately shoots a missile at her. A huge cloud of smoke is beginning to dissipate but Fury is not able to see the Nightsister. Then all of a sudden Fury’s left leg has been cutoff and is knocked to the ground as Asajj used her force powers to deflect the missile into the wall next to her and then used the smoke as a way of getting behind Fury.Fury then gets creative with his Lantern Ring and uses it as a leg for the Mark I suit. 

Fury shoots a blast of flamethrower at Asajj but she uses her force powers to block the flamethrower. She then throws one of her lightsabers at Fury and cuts off the arm of the Mark I suit that has the flamethrower on it. Fury shoots another missle at her with his other arm but she dodges it with ease. Fury is now out of missiles and he does not have a flamethrower to use anymore so Asajj uses her force powers to squeeze the head of the Mark I suit until Nick Fury’s head is smashed into a pancake shape. 

Asajj then says “The darkside is strong in me, for I am Sith”.