Monday, June 6, 2022

Empire Vs. House Elves

 Empire: John Constantine and Michael Myers 

House Elves:  Shaak Ti (final death) and The Wampa 

The Dunder Mifflin office has been taken over by a rampaging Michael Myers and needs to be stopped.  Myers has killed all members of the office and nothing is left but him.  Even Bob Vance has been killed.  Shaak Ti and The Wampa are closing in to fix this mess. 

Shaak Ti enters the building that has pools of blood and guts.  It was unlike anything she has seen before.  Worse than them kids dying to Anakin.  She makes her way to the Michael Scotts office where he laid in a pool of blood holding his "Worlds Greatest Boss" mug.  

The Michael Myers music starts to play and Shaak Ti has no clue what is happening.  That's until Michael appeared from accounting.  She instantly draws her light saber in anticipation of an attack.  Michael begins to walk towards Shaak Ti and tries to slash her with a knife but that was to weak for a Jedi master.  She was able to dodge the attack and slash across the chest of Myers.  He goes down but instantly gets back up and tries to attack Shaak Ti again.  She again dodges but this time was able to take the arm of Myers.  She goes to finish off Myers but everything all the sudden turned still.

John Constantine makes his presence known.  He was able to stop time and Shaak Ti was unable to move.  Constantine began to get Michael back to his feet to finish off Shaak Ti.  Just as she was about to be killed she was able to move.

A jedi master on her last leg was able to use the force to stop the spell that was cast.  This destroyed the spell and The Wampa begins to go on a rampage forcing his way up to the office to help the jedi master.  Constantine instantly makes a move to kill the wampa.  Although he killed The Wampa it was too late for him and Meyers.  Shaak Ti made quick work of the cursed Myers and was waiting for the return of Constantine.  

Constantine knew his fate and accepted a warriors death.  Shaak Ti instantly removed the head of Constantine.  

As she began to walk away Shaak Ti was grabbed from behind and unable to react quickly enough had her throat slit and dropped to the floor.  It was none other than Michael Myers.  He has risen from many different traps and brutality and was never able to be killed.  This day was no different than the others.  Michael continues on with his rampage. 

3 comments:

Crack Danks said...

Empire wins!
Michael Myers only survivor

Artifact said...

He just kept coming. Ha. Funny stuff as usual sir.

Josh the Commish said...

Good stuff Frank.