Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fighitn Fun Down Tight

 Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Dwight, Pam, Jim, Toby, Ethan Hunt (w/ Indigo lantern ring), & Magnum P.I.   ITEMS:  Dwight's Weapon Stash, 4 Glocks, & a 4 Lokos.

Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Atrocitus (w/ a flamethrower) & Gilleus Thunderhead (w/ blue lantern ring & Personal Holtzman Shield).

Welcome to Dunder Mifflin.  Today, for the first time ever, something entertaining is actually going to happen at this place.  Entertaining for absolute psychopaths who love blood, guts, death, and destruction that is.  

As Atrocitus and Gilleus burst into The Office, Dwight instantly ducks down and begins the contingency plan he has had set in place for some time; as he has been anticipating something like this happening for quite a while.  Atrocitus has no idea how to use the earth made flamethrower he is holding and is curious why he was handed it by his teammates before the match began.  He throws the heavy weapon directly at Pam's face and takes her head clean off.  He then unloads a batch of red lava vomit from his mouth and burns Jim and Toby to a crisp.  Ethan Hunt gets into a pitched battle with Gilleus Thunderhead, who similarly has no clue how to work his blue lantern ring, though it is offering some protection all on its own.  His Personal Holtzman Shield on the other hand is activated and working perfectly as it deflects every Indigo energy laced 9mm round that Ethan's Beretta 92 can throw at him.  Gilleus is fairly impervious to his attacks, and also cannot seem to get close enough to the fast moving Hunt to do any damage with his axe.  Gilleus instead casts Level 4 of his Lightning magic and takes the Impossible Mission Force Squad Leader out with that.  Gilleus was smart enough to deactivate his shield for a moment before he cast the spell (he didn't want ot risk a nuclear blast).  But Magnum took advantage of the few seconds the shield was down and put two 9mm rounds in the forehead of the Dwarf from his Semi-Auto Smith and Wesson.  Atrocitus quickly avenges his dimiuitive ally and crushes Magnum with his massive bare hands.  Atrocitus believes that the match might be over, but continues to look around for another member of the AAA Squad after he is not teleported away in victory.  Dwight is whom he casually seeks but this mere human is perhaps more difficult to defeat than the leader of the red lantern corps has anticipated.  Dwight has reached his hiding spot and has uncovered his weapon stash.  Dwight sheathes his sword along with holstering the 4 Glocks.  The Model 40 10mm he puts in a shoulder holster, the near matching Models 23 & 32 in .40 S & W and .357 Sig he has at his sides and the illegal in the United States Model 28 in .380 ACP is concealed at his back just for good measure.  Knives and other melee weapons abound; but more things are in the stash of weapons than others even know about.  Dwight pulls out his Hunter Seeker that was made from the exact specs of Ginaz Swordmasters that he had found on the deep web.  Filled with poisons and toxins known to be illegal in the imperium, this weapon would have easily penetrated Gilleus Thunderhead's Personal Shield slowly and then killed him all while Dwight operated it remotely from his hidden bunker.  Too bad his deceased teamate Magnum took away his fun and already took out the Golden Axe Dwarf.  "Oh well, won't be needing that".  Says Dwight as he tosses the hunter-seeker aside.  Dwight continues to dig into his stash and pulls out a Skemix tool, plus both a green lantern ring and a blue lantern ring that he had stashed here just in case a Red Lantern attacked Dunder Mifflin like he knew one eventually would.  Dwight has of course done his research and knows that all he must do is remove the ring of the Red Lantern, which functions as the Corps Member's heart to make the wearer's ciruclatory system completely shut down.  Dwight, now fully armed comes running out into the main lobby where Atrocitus is a sitting duck.  Dwight throws a flash bang to distract the alien then hurls his sword with the green and blue rings duct-taped to it.  This disables the ring temporarily and gives Dwight more than enough time to rush in and place the Skemix tool on Atrocitus' finger cutting it off and in the process killing Atrocitus.  Almost too easy......