S12 W7 - C Bark vs The Short Ones

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: Nurgle The Plague Lord, Ludwig Von Koopa, Mike Tyson (last life), Khal Drogo, All Might, Crimmel, Jill Stein, Shinobi and his dog (last lives), Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Hannukah Harry, Belle and The Beast, Hotspot (last life), Groove (last life), The Vampire Lestat, Shrek (last life), Donkey (last life), Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Noriaki Kakyoin, Iggy The Fool, DIO, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, Hol Horse, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Jedi Padawans #4-7

The Midgets are: -Yoda (w/ The White Lantern Ring & Dwarf Ring #5), Chian, Darth Maul (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring & The Darksaber), Tyrrion Lannister (w/ Dwarf Ring #1), The Last Ronin (TMNT), Hermes, The Wendigo, Nightsister Zombie, Talia, Nightsister Initiate, Tracks, Stilgar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Quasar, Sand Bender #1-2, Zombie Hammer Bros.

Jill Stein screamed passionately to the onlookers from her soapbox. She referenced the harsh Tatooine climate as an example of what happens to a planet when you do not take care of climate change early. The crowd erupts in applause when her skull caves in from a dead shot from Zombie Hammer Bro.

Darth Maul with a Darksaber… come on now. He made his way through the Star Trek crew and Crimmell with ease. But Mike Tyson was getting annoyed with all that flipping around and didnt think that’s how a man should fight. But Mike ain’t so bright, While he was able to kill Sith Lord, his hands were riddled with wounds from the horns on his head. Mike survived the fight, but eventually succumbed to heat exhaustion and dehydration as he wandered the desert looking for “Thum bamdays” to put on his cuts.

Khal Drogo who is very much used to the climate attempted to best Stilgar and the Ghola of Duncan Idaho. But the Fremen and the Copy of the Atreides Swordmaster were able to best the Dothraki leader. Shinobi, along with Beast, Shrek and Donkey, were able to defeat the Dune duo in revenge. Shrek and Beast wrestled them to the ground while Donkey kicked their skulls in. The effort was 

Sandbender 1 & 2 rode on the back of Tracks and created a sandstorm from hell that blinded both friend and foe. Several minutes passed, and the sounds of metal smashing against metal, screams of agonizing pain and last cries for help were all that could be heard inside this whirling cyclone of sand. Even if you could manage to open your eyes without them being ripped to shreds, the sand was so thick, you could only see a few feet in front of you. Each combatant waited blindly in the storm, for their date with death.

When the dust settled, Yoda and Tyrrion Lannister stood back to back, with sword and saber drawn, waiting for any remaining signs of movement. Their long shadows cast by the setting suns punctuated the landscape that contained only the corpses of both remaining teams. The bodies lay scattered, slowly being consumed by the sand in the shifting wind.