The Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna Vs. Crack Danks

 The Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna are The Insecticons:  Bombshell, Kickback, & Shrapnel, Barricade, Leatherface, Chucky, The Bride of Chucky, The Leprecahun, Silk Spectre, (original) Silk Spectre, Iron Giant, Goliath of Gath, & Captain Cold. 

Crack Danks are Obi Wan Kenobi (w/ a Force Saber), Ben Quadrineros in his Pod, Jolee Fishdo, Supreme Leader Snoke, Venom, Beowolf, Xerxes, Voltron of The Middle Universe, Emma Frost, & Watchdog #1-3.

Well, sorry to say it guys; but Joshatu the Chubby and Arrogant or whatever he likes to go by is Watching TEAM Vs. The Assassins this week which means youze guys is stuck with me.  Who am I you ask??  I'm the one and only Neon Master Pogo comin atcha.  Joshatu's match is gonna be all serious N' crap; so I got no plans to do that kind of stuff here.  Let's have some fun, kill some peeps, and flush this turd so we can get next week rollin.  

This match started out with a bang literally as Barricade and Ben Quadrineros' Podracer just crashed into each other head on causing an explosion the size of.....  Of.....  Well, something really big ya see.  

Chucky and his Bride square off against Supreme Leader Snoke....  This should be good, just let me grab my phone and do some research here.  Let's see...  Wow, a whole lot here on the backstory of Chucky and quite a bit of information for a duo from some silly horror movies.  Now to do some research on Snoke....  Oh yeah, that's right.  Disney never did bother to tell us anything about this new character of theirs that was supposed to be so cool.  Oh well, I guess Chucky and his Ol' Lady take this one.  

Iron Giant may be a giant made out of iron; but Voltron is a Tron with some serious volt.  That might not of made sense; but anyway of all the huge robots in this match, Voltron is the biggest and crushes Iron Giant FO Realz.  

Ahh, the Watchdogs.  How much fun we had with these dudes.  Playing them for Adam every time he forgot to send in his team.  Drafting them for Adam every time he left the draft early.  Making Watchers look up these obscure Captain America goons over and over again.  The good Ol days.  I'm gonna miss these guys, which is why I am going to send them off right and say that they were able to gun down the two Silk Spectres before getting crushed by the Biblical giant Goliath of Gath.  Big flexing starts after Goliath takes down the trio; but Kenobi jump out of his military-meditation trance and slices off the big man's head with his lightsaber.  His regular lightsaber that is.  He left his Force Saber in the locker room after pondering why the Crack Danks Owner Frank gave him this antiquated, bulky backpack thing when he already had a regular lightsaber.  

Jolee Fishdo gets attacked by every person on The Dramatic Kittens of Luna and then by everyone from Crack Danks as well; but he just annoyingly keeps getting more Protection and not losing health.  Until Leatherface fires up his chainsaw and slices right through the Fishy Jedi, making enough force sensitive sushi for everyone to share.  

Venom and The Leprechaun I hear had a really amazing fight.  It was super scary and was a blockbuster smash hit.  I hear a sequel is already in the works.  But when I tried to pop in the VHS Tape about it last Friday, Alex and Kyle started crying all over the Big Benito about how they don't like scary movies.  Not because they are scared of them of course; but because they just don't like them.  So, I guess we will just say both Venom and Leprechaun died and move on.  

The Insecticons and the two Cymeks (Beowolf and Xerxes) are making a huge mess and are severely jacking each other up.  The Insecticons rip into the metal monstrosities and expose their once human brains; but like all Cymeks, they have many counter-measures including EMP capabilities which cause the Decepticon bugs to join them in death after their Cybertronian sparks are blown.  

Emma Frost and Captain Cold fall in love, get married, and move to a place that isn't so terribly hot, like Tatooine is.  They are about to live happily ever after, but eventually they are killed by their crazy villainous children Captain Frost and Emma Cold.  

Leatherface, Chucky, & Bride of Chucky all surround Kenobi to go in for the kill; but before they can make their first move the massive Voltron swings his sword and takes out all three of the Horror movie meanies while Kenobi Force Leaps out of the way.