Be Gentle it's My First Time vs. George Washington's House Elves

BGMFT: Mako w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Walro, Dolph, Octavia, Lorca, Bronc, Angel, Gupp, Steppenwolf, Zilla, Gooberfish #1, Namorita, Kratos, Hun-Gurr, Rippersnapper, Blot, Sinnertwin, Cutthroat, Cindersaur, Beerus God of Destruction, Carnage, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, Lashina, Chuck Norris w/ Penguin Suit, Halo Ring

GWHE: Qui-Gon Jinn w/ Frog Suit, Seaworm #1, Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, The Unspoken, Bizarro Superman, Godzilla, Iron Man, Ajax, Orion, Mangy Mouse, Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Luey, Duey, Lion-o

Let’s take a dip in the water where we see…TWO Godzillas?? Oh, I see, looks like on legal technicalities they’re different (they’re the exact same). Either way, they start a huge battle where they just attack forever neither gaining an advantage for they’re equally matched. Due to they’re destruction; Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Luey, Duey, Cindersaur, Cutthroat, Sinnertwin, Bronc, and Gupp all get vaporized by an atomic ray.

Meanwhile, Namorita uses her ability to go invisible underwater to sneak behind enemy lines. She then secretes acid on Iron Man and Ajax, instantly destroying their robotic suits.  House Elves quickly realizing that they’ve been flanked turn to see what’s happening. This distracts them long enough for Gooberfish #1 to attack at the front, but just as it is about to eat Qui-Gon Jinn, Seaworm #1 eats the Gooberfish easily. Sorry bud, there’s always a bigger fish. Namorita sneaks away to murky shadows.

Black Bolt, even though he rarely speaks, lets out the loudest screech he’s ever spoke which instantly tears apart the Female Furies but at the same time deafening everyone for a short period. Chuck Norris quickly recovers due to his powers of...being Chuck Norris, and maneuvers his way through the water with the help of his penguin suit towards Black Bolt. Before he can yell out again, Chuck Norris snaps Black Bolt’s neck. The rest of the inhumans are outraged, seeing their leader fall, and attack Chuck Norris but not before the surviving Tiger Sharks come to his aid. Crystal, in the background, able to control water and air removes all oxygen from Chuck Norris’ surroundings making him suffocate. The Tiger Sharks with the help of Steppenwolf make quick work of the Inhumans brutally killing all of them.

Bizarro Superman, watching his teammates getting slaughtered, heat visions Steppenwolf and one punches him into space unintentionally right through the Halo Ring causing catastrophic damage and the end of Steppenwolf. Then another Atomic Ray goes off right through the Halo Ring which puts an end to the useless ship in space for a battle happening underwater. Bizarro Superman then goes back to finish off the Tiger Sharks, but realizes they mean nothing to him and that he needs to take care of Beerus who has been carefully watching the whole battle. They stare each other down from afar, neither making the first move, so they just stand there for a long time as destruction happens around them.

Granny Goodness has been making good use of her time since her warriors are dead, she is able to convince the remaining Terrorcons, Tiger Sharks, and Carnage to fight for her through her use of persuasion. Seeing her master’s son on the opposing team, Orion, she knows his every weakness. Sending her new minions after him, they attempt to take him down but the Tiger Sharks except for Mako and his Yellow Lantern Ring are overwhelmed and easily destroyed by his brute force strength. Mangy Mouse, a super mouse?, soon comes to help Orion. They’re combined powers is too much for the 3 Terrorcons and get ripped to spare parts. Granny Goodness enraged at the failure of her new minions decides to take care of Orion herself, as Namorita comes back out of the shadows and steps on Mangy Mouse crushing the powerful little creature. Namorita soon paralyzes Orion with her toxin allowing Granny Goodness to go crazy on the unmoving god. distracted by beating the pulp out of Orion, she doesn’t realize Qui-Gon Jinn Come behind her and with one swipe, slices her in two.

Now Carnage, who didn’t attack on Goodness’ earlier command, attaches to Qui-Gon Jinn taking him as a host body and taking complete control over his actions. Carnage now with a lightsaber, sees the large Seaworm coming right at him and makes a skillful step to the side, barely missing getting eaten. As the Seaworm passes, Carnage drags his new saber through the whole side of the body of the beast. While this is occuring, Kratos, God of War, notices Lion-o and attacks violently towards him with haste. Before kratos reaches Lion-o, they both stop and realize Beerus and Bizarro Superman are making steps towards each other. They watch together in awe of what may happen. Beerus, God of Destruction, slowly walks up to his foe eye to eye, only a couple feet from each other. Beerus makes a swift punch that Bizarro Superman makes no move to stop, thinking it cannot harm his invulnerable kryptonian body, what a mistake. Beerus decided to go with his max strength on this punch which was so powerful it instantly vaporized the entire planet and surrounding solar system, killing all located in it.

Looking at the few remain of his destruction, Beerus notices another alive. It seems Mako used his Yellow Lantern Ring to create a bubble around him, and it held due to him having such an immense fear of Beerus’ power. Beerus then noticed a partial piece of an S from Bizarro Superman’s suit, of course somehow a piece of the suit survives.