Monday, May 26, 2008

Consolation Match-Round 2: The Syracuse Valley -vs- Team Fred

Syracuse Valley is Tails & Hammer Bros. #1

Team Fred is Compy #29 & 30, & Boober

Boober was not very happy with the fact that he would be spending his entire car ride with two dinosaurs, a fox and a hammer brother. Boober is also not too hot on the idea of riding in a strange vehicle for any long periods of time, as he is very susceptible to becoming carsick. The later is the reason why Boober is in the drivers seat and not in the back, where it is quite bouncy. The rest of the teams are in the backseat, basically doing whatever they can to ignore the always grumpy and depressed Boober.
The two compy’s are in the back trying the bite the feet of Miles Prower and the hammer brother. This is of course annoying the hell out of the Syracuse Valley, who just like team Fred have no real idea of what they are supposed to be doing in this van. All they were told, as all the teams were, was that once you were inside the vehicle, the van itself would let you know what to do. So far, there was no sign of a mission for them to accomplish, only the increasingly grumpy Boober to ignore.
After a while even the very persistent compy’s decided to stop biting and just sat there waiting for their instructions. After about a half hour of driving down the road Tails decided to try to lighten the mood in the van by starting up a conversation with Boober about how well the Dozer’s had been fairing so far in the league. This was naturally a bad move on Tails part as it only started Boober on a rant about how the Dozer’s were nothing but lazy and useless and should be expelled from the league. This instantly put the hammer brother over the edge as he started to pelt the disgruntled Fraggle with hammers. As the hammers started hitting the windows in the van, glass began to start flying everywhere, cutting Boober in the face and arm.
This angered the once calm compy’s into a rage that sent them lashing out towards the Syracuse Valley. The compy’s ran over to the hammer brother and each started to bite the feet of the especially odorous hammer brother. This instantly made the hammer brother start smashing one of the compy’s in the head, knocking it unconscious. The other compy however managed to run over to the usually fast fox and grab hold of his left tail. Miles let out a very loud yell as the compy bit down as hard as possible on the tail. Tails, who because of the confined space of the van was not able to move very fast, wagged his tail furiously up and down before the compy lost his grip and went flying out of one of the broken windows. This left just one compy left, which was quickly disposed of as the hammer brother picked up one of his weapons and in one violent motion crushed the skull of the small, yet vicious dinosaur.
Both Tails and the Hammer Brother were shocked at how much damage the dinosaurs were able to create in such a small space. Now with plenty of space in the back for the two of them, Tails and the hammer brother took a seat and a breather for a moment. The two of them seemed increasingly tired from this ordeal. So tired in fact that they both looked at each other as if a nap was in order. They naturally would not take a nap but did joke about it with each other due to the fact that anything would be better than listening to Boober whine about his seemingly good life. They even talked about how getting bite was actually a nice distraction from the depressing Fraggle.
Just then, the glove box from up front sprung right open, revealing a white piece of paper. Tails turned his head and tried to get up, but he found it almost impossible for him to do. Now worried that something may actually be wrong, he looked over at the hammer brother and realized his eyes were closed. Now almost scared to make a move, Tails asked the Fraggle what was on the piece of paper. Boober reached over from his drivers seat and picked up the now blood stained paper and read it aloud.
“Your mission that we are forcing you to except is this: The last person to be able to stand Boober’s grumpiness and live to tell the tale is the victor. We hope you enjoy your stay in the van, though, we doubt you will.” –FFL
Boober then looked at the letter with great offense and chucked it out the window. He then looked in the rear view mirror and noticed that the hammer brother and Tails were both lying down in the back seat motionless. Tails then looked over at his fellow comrade and realized that he is not just sleeping, but that he was lying dead on the seat next to him. Tails then lifted his head up one more time and said to the Fraggle, “Well, I guess that makes me the winner.”
Boober then turned his head and looked at the sickly fox and said, “The last one to be able to stand me, yes; the victor on the other hand, well, that goes to me.”
“You, what are you talking about?”
“Well, the note said the last person to live to tell the tale and the last time I checked, those compy’s pack a mean punch, especially when you take a bite like you did.”
Tail’s now realizing why his teammate and him felt the way they did looked over at the grumpy Fraggle and wished he had not been so nice to him.
“All I had to do was not talk to you and I would have won.”
“I suppose that’s true fox, but you did and now you’re dead.”
As Boober was finishing his final remark, Tails finally fell out of consciousness and handed Boober the first positive thing that happened to him all day; A car ride all to himself.

Team Fred is Victorious!

4 comments:

Lickolas said...

Sorry about the depressing match guys, I'll try to bring back the humor for the next match.

Artifact said...

I liked it. It was dark humor.

Josh the Commish said...

I'm down with Fraggle Rock; and
for all you people out there who were sniping for him, the now 1 and 0 Boober is back on the waiver wires.

ematejoca said...

It was so much dark humor for my soft soul!!!

Josh, are you fan of the RED WINGS?

:):):)