This year's Draft Lottery will take place the same day as Season Four's Draft. It will start at 10:00 am sharp. Here is a breakdown on how many balls your team will have in the Lottery. Good Luck to everyone!
(1) Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
(2) Former Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Battalion of Commandos
(3) TEAM
(4) Better Than All of You
(5) Horsemen of Apokolips
(6) George Washington's Slaves
(7) The Right Wing
(8) The Untouchables
(9) Xavier's Annihilation Squad
(10)Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
(11)Alice's Wonder Team
(12)Hayley's Comets (Now known as Tijuana Taco Benders)
(13)Logical Genocide
(14)Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies
(15)Le' Napoleon's Brigade
(16)Team S.P.
(17)The Syracuse Valley
(18)The Abomitrons
(19)Brotherhood of Evil Midgets* (1st Round Draft Pick rights traded to TEAM)
(20)The Transfoamers
(21)Built Ford Tough
(22)Bruce's Bodacious Bullies (Now known as Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers)
(23)Oblivio
(24)P.M.S. (Under new ownership, Name to be announced later)* (1st Round Draft Pick rights traded to Horsemen of Apokolips)
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I've heard "shenanigans" are ensuing. . . for shame. . . for shame. . .
"shenanigans" indeed....BTW, congrats on being the Lance Armstrong of this year's lottery.
Are you making fun of the fact that Pablo only has one testicle!!! For shame. . .once again!!!
Just as a reminder, all 16 teams that made the play-offs last year won a piece of kryptonite. Which color your team will recieve will be decided during the draft lottery as well.
Please let it be known that the following statements made by Pablo of B3 do not necessarily reflect the beliefs of his fellow teammates or the owner. . .
To the former champions known as both TEAM and Horsemen of Apokolips-Let it be known that as the only remaining honorable champion,we will accept our place in the lottery with only one ball-and we. . . I mean, I am not talking about my one remaining testicle! It is clear that your two team's owners aren't "man enough" to accept their current positions in the FFL! You disgusting MOFOs can suck my sack and lick my penguin taint!
As for the teams known as the "Midgets" and f/k/a "PMS"- I re-iterate my previous statements- FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! It is too bad that the once mighty, powerful and respected Commissioner and his heirs have to be entangled in what is now deemed "DRAFTGATE 2011"! This event is more spectacular than "BLIZZARD 2011" which ripped across the great state of Michigan delivering almost four inches of shovelable snow!
In the immortal words of those political pundits from prior days-based upon what has occurred- it is "time for change"!!!
-Pablo P. Backyardigan
Again with this loud mouth?! Someone needs to put that little penguin to sleep.
As for your comments about "honor," there was nothing dishonorable about making necessary changes to hopefully ensure that the Championship returns back to its rightful home, the Ryan Poteracki Division.
I actually commend TEAM's decision to part ways with such All-Stars as Set, He-Man and Space Ghost to increase their chances on a number one draft pick.
Both the Midgets and the newly named Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family were generously compensated for their first round drafting rights.
In all honesty, it seems to me that the Backyardigans are actually scared to death in making any changes to their rosters, regardless on if it can help their team possibly repeat as Champions. Time and time again, the Backyardigans shy away from even hearing the word "trade."
It seems to me Pablo, that the one ball you have remaining, isn't in very good working order. See you in Week One punk.
Pablo responds as follows-
Phrase used by HOA: "See you in Week One punk."
Translation: "I look forward to starting off 1-0 in the new season, not due to my teams' natural abilities, but because I bought off the Commissioner. . . oops. . .I mean because I'm going to start both the Commissioner and his children's avatars in the first match against you. Boy, I have such great creativity and skills! It took me almost a whole month deciding what would be a great match against another former champion. . . I mean, after the Commissioner drank a couple of beers he found by a dumpster, he told me how I could win this match easily if I started his avatar family!"
HOA- Hope you like fighting an ewok, a couple care bears and Belle 'cuz that's all you're going to face!!!! Punk!!!!
Collusion between the Commish's Office and The Horsemen is nothing new, nor is it unexpected. The Horsemen are an ailing, out of touch, franchise desperate to regain their former glory. Hell, they're not even the most hated team in the FFL anymore, those hansdsome, clever, craft bastards Logical Genocide are. I'm here to protest the callous, cruel vulgar name of the former P.M.S. the "Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family".
As a "Orange Kitty" myself, I personally am shocked and appalled at the blatant racism that is being shown towards my people. The "Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family"? This is a heinous, vulgar slur against not only cats of my color, but living beings of all races, creeds and colors. Are orange kitty's so vile and repulsive that they couldn't live with other cats before this team formed? Are orange kitty's not super enough just on their own? Heck, why do they have to be orange? Why can't it be just "Kitties"? Shame on you Commish, shame.
What's next? The San Francisco Homosexuals? The Holy White Upper Class Christians? The North Blutarian Flungleblarts? Where will the hate end Commissioner? Where will it end?
In protest of this offense, let it be know that I, RiffRaff, formally refuse to play not only this "Super Orange Kitty" family, but any team that supports this cruel racial slur against my people. The most persecuted of all cats.
We finally shook off the stereotype of Garfield, but yet again we're reduced to nothing more than a gross, misinformed caricature of what we as a feline people truly are.
I thought it was a pretty funny name that two children came up with all on their own.
Riff Raff is now one of my favorite people on this Earth! Well said, Riff Raff, well said!
And I saw an opportunity to possibly educate young minds on the evils on intolerance. But I guess I'M the bad guy for trying to inform them of the plight of my people.
I guess I'll just shuffle on back to the junkyard with my lasagna and hate me some Mondays. That's all an orange cat is good for round here. No use tryin' to be all educated and diverse.
As the first ever draft pick of The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets, I feel compelled to not only prove that there are plenty of loud-mouthed midgets in this league capable of spouting off; but also to defend the identity of our honorable Commish. Now granted, I agree with the vast majority of the league in saying that Josh the Commish should be respected for turning the other cheak and not defending himself against such heinous and childish accusations laid out by heinous and childish individuals such as Pablo and RiffRaff. I simply raise the following questions: If the commish were corrupt, why would he put up with loud-mouthed retards such as Pablo and RiffRaff, when the all-powerful Commish could easily remove not only their text-wasting posts; but also their very being from this league. Would The Backyardigans be the current Universe Bowl Champions if The Commish didn't use his superior story-telling abilities to relay the story for your enjoyment? Would the virtually talentless Logical Genocide (Speaking of dumb names: RiffRaff) be one of the 2 (lesser of the 2 I might add)expansion teams to make the play-offs last year? And most importantly, would the commish keep the pictures he has proving Pablo and RiffRaff's blatant homosexuality a secret if he wasn't such a class act? Not that me or the commish has any problems with homosexuals... It is just that we know that they are both dudes, and we know that we have pictures of the 2 of them sucking face with 2 dudes named Bryan and Chris... But I digress. All I know, is that if I were the all-powerful Commish, I would kick any loud-mouthed, punk-a**ed, smack-talkin Beeyatches out of the league if they wanted to come on the comment board and rip on people for making trades that they were to lazy to make themselves because they don't think about the league all year. In fact it doesn't cross their minds until they feel the need to come on the blog the week before the draft and whine like a bum who's beer just got stolen out the dumpster that he calls home. Or... is it just that they are to scared to part with any of the characters on their teams, because they feel that their clan of self-proclamed "world-wreckers" can't possibly be defeated by anyone? Personally, I don't think it is either of these. I just think that if they did something in the off-season to better their teams, than it wouldn't give them anything to bi**h about come February. But this is just me talking, I'm sure the commish will just allow this all to transpire as he has always done, because he has more important things to do than stoop to our level.
Peace Out
-Mxy
As the newest member of Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to form a New Family, I would like to say that I fully agree with everything Mxy had to say and believe that The Commish is truly the most honorable of men.
P.S. Eff you Pablo and RiffRaff.
-X Out
RiffRaff wanted me 2 come here and tell you guyz he's mad that you make fun of oarnge cats. that they iz as gud as othur catz and dont be mean to him.
he says that the little yelluw and purpel guy is a mean fibber and other stuff i forget.
RiffRaff is in a speciul hospital called rehab cuz hes so mad he drinks mean juice and smells white powders to not be mad at peeple and so he stops hitting me and wordswoth and hector and cleo. I dont like Riffs mean juice. it makes me sad :*(
I like peeple.
Sorry to hear that Mungo. Unfortunetely the substance abuse problems in The American League are ongoing. I will make an effort as Commissioner to fix these issues. If only George Bush were still President, so he could get Congress involved to stop the rampant drug use in the league, like he did in The MLB. I would love to see The Congressional hearings with Pablo, RiffRaff, and the spice-addicted Juggernaut on the stand.
I am very surprised at the Commissioner's comments regarding the American League's substance abuse problems. This is actually a problem for both Leagues. Juggernaut's Spice addiction began when he was a part of Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies. In fact both entire rosters of the Murderflies and George Washington's Slaves are heavily addicted to the Spice. And must we bring up the now deceased several times over, Al Dogg? At no point am I dismissing Juggernaut's problem or the addictions that many of our competitors have. But this is a League wide issue. I myself have tried in vain to bring this to the attention of the upper management within my organization, only to be brushed away with but a single comment, "As long as we keep winning."
It's sickening... but I am just one man.
Teh Mr Josh mans talked 2 me!! :)
I have a new freind!!!!
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