B3 Press Conference: The Murder of Pablo

It has been almost three weeks since I, Darth Vader, last addressed both the members of this league and the media regarding the death of our beloved, Pablo.  It is my intention to advise you of the most recent and relevant events which have transpired during this time period.  First and foremost, I would like to thank the current FFL Commissioner for the forensic team he provided to B3 to investigate this matter. With that said. . .   

 Be advised that the initial evidence has indicated that the death of Pablo was not an accident, as first thought.  Additionally, the incident was not self inflicted as has been rumored throughout the league.  Science has affirmed that this incident was one of. . . murder- murder most foul.  What is extremely alarming is the fact that the evidence appears to indicate that a particular family was involved with the death of our fair penguin.   The family. . . is the Poteracki family.  Please.  PLEASE.  PLEASE!  Let me finish.  Let me finish.

Although the Poteracki family has been implicated in this matter, an additional allele analysis must be conducted to uncover the true culprit behind this devastating event.  Once we have our results, we will contact the Commissioner, as a courtesy, before requesting action upon same and addressing you, once again. 

 Pablo. . . you will be avenged.  No questions at this time.