Spoiler Sport- FFL Week Five Wrap Up

And then there was one.

Greetings everyone, Cotton McKnight here with your weekly FFL wrap up "Spoiler Sport", right here! On ESPN 8-The Ocho. Let's get right to the wrap up. That's right folks. The field of the unbeaten has been culled down to one remaining team. Our top story. In what has to be considered a stunning upset, "Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies" finally tasted the bitter fruit of defeat at the hands of "Logical Genocide". Team owner Goof Juice took the loss in strike saying "It's an honor to lose to Fozzie Bear"

Things don't look to be getting easier for the Murderflies, as next week they'll be meeting another member of the Stephen Spielberg division, the always feared "Horsemen of Apokolips" The Horsemen utterly and completely decimated "Xavier's Annihilation Squad", in a near perfect match for the Horsemen. We at the Ocho wish a speedy recovery to Squad owner NFG Mike, who ended up contracting every STD known to man as a side affect to this contest.

One team that's not suffering from any ailment is " 'Pop Superstar' Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos" who retained their golden touch handing TEAM yet another loss this season. The winning streak isn't the only big story with the Commandos at the center, as right before we went on the air, a huge trade went through which saw the black sheep of "Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers" Kingdome Come Superman sent to the Commandos for a variety of players including King Laufey, E.T., and a green lantern ring. This trade is sure to be a game changer, but the fallout won't really be seen until week seven as the deal was pushed through just under the roster deadline for week six. Speaking of week six, we'll bring all the deep space carnage later on in the week. But that'll do it for now. This has been "Spoiler Sport". I'm Cotton McKnight. Thank you, and good night.