Red army vs nutbusters

President Barack Obama & Taylor Swift's Red Army is Whizzy the Super-Cat, Batzarro, Raven, The Atom, Human Bomb, Heimdall, Jared Nomak w/Despotellis's Yellow Lantern Ring, Reaper #1-6,Tracks, Warpath, Movie Blackout w/Atrocitus's Red Lantern Ring, Insecticons: Bombshell ,Shrapnel , Kickback, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, Chop Shop, Tarful, Duke (GI Joe) w/Green Lantern Ring, Paul Atreides Ghola, Jack Crowe w/Red Lightsaber, Ardeth Bay w/Blue Lightsaber, Mandalorian Armor, Rick Deckard, T-3 Terminator, Captain Steven Hiller, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Sucker Punch CrewJudah Ben Hur w/White Lantern Ring, Tenderheart Bear, Cheer Bear, Herculoids, Black Lantern Doozer #1, Muhammed Ali w/Power Infinity Gem (Red), Life Model Decoy #1: Iron Mike Tyson

The Nut Busters are: The Circle of Fire Pel Tavin, Ali Rayner-West, Hunter and Forest Rayner, G.L. 71776, Alexandra Dewitt, Teneb Kel, Maggot,Heat Man (Shining Force (comic, not video game),Vampire Hal Jordan, Slym and Red Dayspring, Gambit,(Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, Pepper Potts (w/ rescue armor), Jarvis, Exal Kresh, Sharkticon #1-6,Dark Side Marauder #1-6, Evan Sabahnur,(Age of Apocalypse) Blob,Talon, Batwing, Ecthelion of the Fountain, Dexter, Annoying Orange, Sentinel #1-6, Droid Fighter Ship #15-20

The teams square off near the FFL stadium. The nut busters begin to hurl insults and yo mama jokes at their opponents. Suddenly someone announces that the champ is here, and out walks Muhammed Ali wearing a championship belt with a large red gem in the middle. The nut busters go silent. Both Pepper Potts and Jarvis realize what Ali has in his possession and die out of shear fear. Nightcrawler teleports behind the greatest but is hit with a sharp back fist and dies. The Blob rushes Ali and is hit with a right hook to the body and then dies. Hunter and Forest Rayner are given an angry look from the champ this kills them. Gambit throws a card at Ali and knocks him down. When Gambit moves in for the kill the champ springs back to his feet and leaves gambit just enough time to realize the he had been played before he is killed by a jab. Vampire Hal Jordan commits suicide.

No note has been found.

A recall has been issued on Sentinel’s #1-6. Exal Kresh and Talon both ate some bad meat before the match and die a few minutes in as a result. Heat Man has shark aids. I Don’t know what the f**K G.L. 71776 is, if it’s the vending machine in the break room then yea that things dead, otherwise I don’t know what happened to that dude. Dexter tried to kill bill but fell in a well and died. Ecthelion of the Fountain was drowned in a Fountain by the two carebears. The circle of fire actually caught fire and all died. The 5 droid fighter ship’s were parked in a bad part of the planet and are now on blocks. The Sharkticons and Dark side Marauders charge Ali but he hits them with a three stooges style slap killing them all. Alexandra Dewitt, Teneb Kel and Maggot were all killed for having stupid names. Oh yea and Evan Sabahnur, really didn’t like his name so he got it with a hammer. Batwing died of complications from a hangnail.

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