As always, The All Star Ballot will be open to anyone who wishes to participate (but please only vote once).
You may vote for up to fifteen characters from each league (thirty total). You do not have to vote from a character from each team, but when the final tally is taken, we will make sure that every team is represented with at least one character. You can vote here in the comment section, or send me an email, a text, a voicemail, a facebook message, tweet, FedEx, psychic message, certified mail, or you can stop by my house and give it to me in person where I will be sure to trade you at least one beer for it. Happy voting everybody, and remember you don't need to be in the league to vote, so if you want your girlfriend, husband, grandmother, roommate, or chiropractor to vote in this, than feel free.
Oh, and don't forget... Write in candidates are not only welcome; but you are also welcome to campaign for them, right here on the message board. This is the only match in the league where the deaths don't count; so have fun with it everybody.
Here is the ballot...
Lucas Conference
The Horsemen of Apokolips
1. Lord Voldemort
2. Superman
3. Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger
4. The Joker
5. Black Lantern Yoda
Shemalabama's Shit-Kickers
1. White Lantern Kyle Rayner
2.(Zombie) Galactus
3. Real Man
4. Predator #33
5. Flamebird
Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse
1. Nekron
2. Han Solo: Rogue Jedi
3. Black Lantern Mike Sroka
4. Chris Seney
5. Red Lantern and Star Sapphire Guy Gardner
The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets
1. Emperor Joker
2. Walter Day
3. White Lantern Hal Jordan
4. Bowser: King of Koopa (w/ Orange Lantern Ring)
5. Space Ghost
George Washington's Slaves
1. Prowl(imus Prime)
2. Sauron
3. George Washington
4. Skaar: Son of Hulk
5. Black Lantern Han Solo
President Barack Obama and Taylor Swift's Red Army
1. Earth 2 Superman
2. Force Adept #6
3. Jasper Hale
4. Dora The Explorer
5. Jen Linley
Real Man's Rabble-Rousers
1. Veronica Mars
2. Maria Hill
3. Phil Coulson
4. Darth Maul (w/ Droid legs)
5. Robimus Prime
The Empire
1. Superman Jr.
2. Rick Grimes
3. Black Zero (DC)
4. Black Zero (Mega Man)
5. White Lantern Swamp Thing
Lee Conference
TEAM
1. Red Son Superman
2. (Justice Legion Alpha) Batman
3. Black Lantern Incredible Hulk
4. (Justice Legion Alpha) Superman
5. Black Lantern Darth Vader
Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers
1. Red Hulk
2. Fantastic Max
3. FX
4. Poseidon
5. Vampire Yoda
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
1. Spartacus
2. The Lochness Monster
3. General Dorf
4. Lobo the Duck
5. Crixus
Griswold's Nut-busters
1. Slym Dayspring
2. Dexter Morgan
3. Annoying Orange
4. Gambit
5. (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler
Team Sleeping Pussy
1. (Adult) Kid Marvelman
2. Skrull #23
3. Skrull #26
4. Mimic
5. Spider-girl (Mattie Franklin)
The Royal Highness
1. Yoda
2. Vampire Kang
3. Apollo
4. Prof. X
5. The Phantom Stranger
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
1. C.M. Punk
2. Allia Atreides
3. Black Bolt
4. Navy SEAL #47
5. Mandalorian Justin Oblak
Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family
1. Velma
2. Eugene H. Krabs
3. White Lantern Batman
4. Green Arrow
5. Juggernaut
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Just in case it affects voting, Josh has entrusted me with writing the All-Star game.
And I've got a pretty cool idea of where this is gonna go.
Greetings FFL. I stand... sit before you to campaign for Royal Highness member The Eradicatoras a write-in candidate. Surely he gave all a show to behold in The Universe Bowl, as he again proved his worth by doing what he does best. Namely, Eradicating. Surely you can find it in your hearts to give him one last run before he heads off into the sunset of the Graveyard. If not, enjoy this telepathic attack... I AM IN YOUR MIND... VOTE ERADICATOR. THANK YOU
No.
I agree with Xavier- that Eradicator guy kicks butt!
The Eradicator can eat a bowl of dicks.
Why the swearing? Not very sportsmanlike for an alleged "Champion."
I don't feel "dicks" is swearing.
I respect the performance he displayed in the UB. Doesn't mean I have to like it. The Highness got a full ballot worth of votes from the Horsemen.
Alleged, nothing. Check the records.
Plus the All Star Game is a validation and recognition of regular season achievements. Not the Playoffs.
Just saying.
Ryan:
I will agree with your assessment that our All-Star match should reflect a validation of the achievements during the normal year, not the UB. NOTWITHSTANDING, I disagree with your view that "dick" is not a swear word as it is recognized as a slang term for the male genitals, i.e., "I loved the feel of his dick inside me." Next time, please use the correct vernacular of "penis". Thank you.
Politically Correct Becks f/k/a Beckerdick
The Eradicator can eat a bowl of penises.
Better?
Yes; much better!
......Dick.
Did somebody say bowl?
Let's go with next Sunday (the 15th) as the deadline. Safe.
Started reading Universe Bowls back from the beginning. Interesting spins on beloved characters. I really like what you guys did with the storylines. Keep up the work. Im looking forward to next season reading. Wen does the season begin?
-Rob
Season 7 should start in the first or second week of March. But before then, we will have The All Star Game snd there may be a few off-season tournaments as well.
Looking forward to some fun reading in the future. -Rob
Wondering if this blog can be gotten in England. Moving and want to keep up, but don't think that has same system over there. Any answer? Thanks. -Rob
According to our tracking stats, we've had views all across the world. So you should be able to.
Plus, you can use google to translate the text into Englandian.
I hope you will be back Real soon Rob C. I can be very friendly...
Just landed in Merry Old London and am thinking about hitting up a pub. I am hoping to have a couple of pints and then end up in the flat of a young bloke so he can plug me up with his huge knob. I'm going to take it all in.
By the way, what is this the off season. Post some more stories.
Bored in London.
??Huh??
Not me. Some jerkoff posted as me.
I figured as much. We get that sometimes. Everybody's a comedian.
I could go for a pint in a London Pub though.
Not left yet, but will invite you over in the future.
Hell yeah!! I'm there!! My wife has been to London a couple of times; but I've never been. It is one of my dream destinations.
FFL ROAD TRIP!!!
This time I really did land in England. Came across an Old English Sheepdog and brought him into my new apartment. I slathered peanut butter all over my unit and let him lick it all off. Can't wait for the entire FFL to come over so I can do the same with real people! Toodles.
Rob C
If you supply the butter, I'll be the bread...
Another jerk. Not me. Not funny.
Rob
Wouldn't it be Olde English sheepdog? Don't worry Rob, everyone gets their balls busted around here. Did I ever tell you about the time they gave me SuperAIDS? Its a good group, although I may now know the reason why we havent branched out more quickly...
Pip pip and cheerio. I am really in England this time and just wanted to tell everyone that I grabbed my first Guiness at a local pub. Decided to join a club with a mate and his older male friends that's really given me a great perspective on young pre-pubescent boys. Hope to see you all over here and I'm sure I can introduce you to some real great choir lads here.
Toodles.
-Rob C
To the real Rob C,
Please don't listen to the moron mocking you. We truly do appreciate you finding this page and taking the time to read from it. I hope the dumbass who is ripping on you doesn't scare you away. If you would like more info on the league, you can send me a private email at squirrel@groudy.com
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