Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Season 7, Week 6 Match: George Washington's Slaves vs. Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors

Some say that Darth Shemalya was the fiercest of all the Sith.  I believe it to be true.”

            -Darth Skceb [Diary of the Sith]

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 7, Week 6 Match located at the outskirts of Arakeen.  They are as follows:

Mitchy’s Luminous Tentacle Warriors: Dust, Sandworms #2A and #10, Parademons #1-4, Terminator #39, White Dragons #16-19, Green Dragon #23, Red Dragons #25 and #26 and Sharkticon #12.

George Washington’s Slaves: Darth Shamalya, Kryptonian Army Soldier #1, Jedi Masters #1C-6C, Ancient Ginaz Swordmasters #7-12, Ginaz Swordmasters #1-6 and Sandworms #17-19.

Warriors’ locker room. . .

Dust: All we are is dust in the wind.

Terminator #39: Not all of us.

Slaves locker room. . .

Jedi Master #1C:  Look at her.  Shemalya sits in the corner, talking to no one.  What is she doing?

Jedi Master #3C:  She meditates upon the match, my friend.

Jedi Master #1C:  That is what frightens me, Master 1C.  That is what frightens me.

THE TRUMPETING OF A HORN IS HEARD THROUGHOUT THE ARAKEEN SANDS.

Let the match begin. . .

Shemalya. . .

The lean man has his stingbeam focused on Pinn. 

Bama Jorden:  Ani, don’t make me do this!

Shemalya:  Pinn is no more.  Where she was, now stands Shemalya.

Jorden:  No.  No.  No!!!!

Shemalya:  Yes!

Shemalya raises her arms and holds her hands out.  Lightning bursts forth from her fingers, encasing Jorden.  The man screams and falls to the floor in sheer agony.  Shemalya is relentless as the dark side races through Jorden’s body.  Shemalya smiles as she burns her former lover.  Jorden’s eyes glaze over and he dies.  Shemalya looks at Jorden’s body and feels nothing.

Arakeen. . .

Terminator #39 locates his specified half dozen prey.  Ginaz Swordmasters #1-6 slowly creep along the sandy ground and encircle the robotic combatant.  The swordsmen repeatedly use precision strikes against Terminator #39.  The Dune warriors manage to shred the living tissue surrounding the armor in various places, but it is not enough for the Tentacle Warrior to succumb.  Throughout the melee, Terminator #39 manages to crush the larynx of Ginaz Swordmaster #1, rip the heart out of Ginaz Swordmaster #2, decimate the skull of Ginaz Swordmaster #3, devastate the chest of Ginaz Swordmaster #4, decapitate Ginaz Swordmaster #5 and break the back and neck of Ginaz Swordmaster #6.  Terminator #39 scans the carnage formerly known as Ginaz Swordmasters #1-6.  The robot turns around only to see Kryptonian Army Soldier #1.  In a matter of seconds, the Kryptonian rips the head off of Terminator #39, who then sinks to the ground, destroyed.

Shemalya. . .

The troopers surround Shemalya, knowing that she is a Sith Lord.  Nonetheless, she is still only one person against a full regiment of men.  Shemalya licks her lips as the squad begins to fire.  Shemalya’s red lightsaber blade dances through the night as her catlike eyes adjust to the duskiness of the dark sky.  Her skillful treachery does not disappoint as she remains the only one standing at the end of the melee.

Arakeen. . .

The monstrous sandworms of both teams focus on one another.  Sandworms #2A and #10 battle against Sandworms #17 and #19.  At the end of the fray, only immense carcasses remain, entrails scattered throughout the sands.  Meanwhile, the Warriors’ “Dragon Squad” faces remaining Sandworm #18.  Although White Dragons #16 and 19, along with Red Dragon #25 perish in the battle, the remaining dragons, with the combination of frost, fire and gas manage to kill Sandworm #18. 

Shemalya. . .

The facility attendants talk to one another while keeping an eye on young Pinn.

Rovis:  She has shown a tremendous ability to manipulate the Force.

Fermons:  More than any other who have come to this facility.

Rovis:  We must test her limits.

Fermons:  She is only nine years old.

Rovis:  She may be only nine, but she is the wielder of immense power.  We need to see if she can harness it and in turn, we her.

Fermons: We are playing with fire, Rovis.

Rovis:  My dear Fermons, I am not playing.

Arakeen. . .

Ancient Ginaz Swordmasters #7-12 face Parademons #1-4.  The Parademons’ Apokaliptian armor affords them the protection needed against the swords, but also allows them to fly back and forth from the fray when becoming too heated.  Although the battle lasts tens of minutes, its is the eventuality that the Parademons overwhelm the Ancient Ginaz Swordmasters with their superior technology.  Thus, although Parademon #3 falls in the skirmish, all Ancient Ginaz Swordmasters #7-12 fall in battle.    Jedi Masters #1C-6C run to fight against the Parademons.  Using the Force and their lightsabers, it is only a matter of time before the Jedi gain the upper hand over the Parademons and kill remaining Parademons #1, 2 and 4.  Only Jedi Master #3C falls in the fight.    

Shemalya. . .

Pinn:  I love you Bama.

Bama Jorden:  I love you too Ani.

The two individuals embrace and their soft kisses morph into a probing of tongues and spittle.  Their clothes are torn off by one another and the two’s passion ignites as they become one.

Arakeen. . . 

White Dragons #17 and #18, along with Green Dragon #23 and Red Dragon #26 joins Sharkticon #12 in a battle against Kryptonian Army Soldier #1 and Jedi Masters #1C, 2C and 4C-6C.  Jedi Masters #1C and 4C join forces and manage to kill Red Dragon #26.  Both fall to the frost spewed forth by the gullets of White Dragons #17 and 18.  Both of the White Dragons are killed by Kryptonian Army Solider #1, with the assistance of Jedi Masters #2C and 5C.  Sharkticon #12 rips apart Jedi Masters #5C and 6C, but is crushed by Kryptonian Army Solider #1.  At the end of the battle Green Dragon #23 and the remaining Jedi Master #2C is killed; only Kryptonian Army Solider #1 remains alive.

Shemalya. . .

The cloaked figure strides across the tundra.  She is searching for the facility that she believes created who she is today.  Shemalya sees a reflective glimmer off a structure ahead.  She trudges forward, anticipating as to what she will find and what answers may be granted through her search.

Arakeen. . .

Dust stands alone against Shemalya and Kryptonian Army Soldier #1.  Dust immediately begins to control the sands, whipping them into a frenzied cyclone which swirls about both Shemalya and KAS#1.  Nothing is seen or heard through the wind until a red bladed lightsaber shoots through the gale, slicing off Dust’s head.  Dust’s headless body falls to the ground and the winds immediately dissipate.  Shemalya turns to KAS#1.

Shemalya:  From this day forward you shall be known by your true name – Zor-Ek.  You shall be my instrument of destruction.  You shall be mine. . .

 
 

 

9 comments:

Solobeck said...

George Washington’s Slaves: Darth Shamalya and Kryptonian Army Solider #1 survive.

Mitchy’s Luminous Tentacle Warriors: All dead.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!


Ryan said...

Damn looks like Dragon's on the menu tonight in the Slaves' locker room! Sends 7 to the Graveyard with a side of Sharkticon!

Artifact said...

Fantastic. I could read stories of Shamalya for hours.

I got stiff when Jorden and Pinn became one.

Josh the Commish said...

Good stuff Becks!! Those were two damn good squads!! Can The Slaves make a comeback, and keep their play off dreams alive?? I think they've got it in the bag!??!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is a Shemalay?

Josh the Commish said...

Who the fuck is anonymous?? Put your real name and maybe people will give a shit what you think.

Artifact said...

I like him being secretive.

It's sexy.

Josh the Commish said...

Maybe Anonymous is Darth Shemalya?? Her powers are far reaching??...??

Artifact said...

That would explain all the reckless hate.