Emperor Joker: What
the hell do we have here? Hey little
guys, what do you think you’re here for?
No children’s birthday party today, chaps.
Wish Bear: Hey, f#$k you clown!
Friend Bear: Yeah,
why don’t you suck on my flowered taint!
Emperor Joker is shocked at the abrasiveness of the pair.
Emperor Joker:
You’re colored f@#king bears! How
serious do I have to take you? You’re
f@#king colored stuffed animals!
Emperor Joker begins to swish his hands and the bears are
sucked up in a vortex that shoots them across the sky and through the windows
of a nearby skyscraper.
Emperor Joker: F@#king bears. Now where are you Superman?
Superman: Directly behind you Joker.
The plan worked perfectly as the bears distracted Emperor
Joker enough so that the psychopath failed to recognize Superman flying behind him. Before Emperor Joker can open his mouth to
dispel an obnoxious quip, Superman drives his hand through Emperor Joker’s
skull. Emperor Joker falls to the
ground, dead. Superman then flies toward
his teammates and soars above the window to which the bears stand.
Superman: Nicely
done, Friend and Wish.
Friend Bear: Our pleasure, Soops!
Wish Bear: Now get
it done, Superman!
Superman flies toward the Phoenix
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2 comments:
One more Midget to go.
Just so happens to be the most powerful one. Might as well save the best for last.
I am confident in The Phoenix Force's ability to take out anybody in the league. I mean it's not like it's going against the most popular character ever with 9 deaths.....
OH CRAP!!!!!
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