PlayOffs Round 1: Horsemen vs Commandos

"The Late" President Barack Obama and "Please let me Twerk in peace in honor of our fallen leader" Miley Cyrus' Touring Battalion of Commandos are: Earth 2 Superman, Martian Manhunter, Whizzy, the Super-Cat, Thanos w/Space Gem, Mind Gem & Reality Gem, Captain Marvel (Mar-Vel), Tracks (Tracksimus Prime), Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnel, Kick Back, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, Chop Shop, Luminara Unduli w/Blue Lantern Ring, Bellatrix LeStrange, Ginny Weasley w/Harry Potter's Wand, Luna Lovegood, Judah Ben Hur w/White Lantern Ring, Katniss Everdeen w/Green Lantern Ring, Helena Markos w/Red Lantern Ring, Madame Blanc w/Yellow Lantern Ring, Miss Tanner w/Red Lantern Ring, Suspiria Witch Coven Member #1 w/Indigo Lantern Ring, Suspiria Witch Coven Member #2-5, Jen Linley w/Star Sapphire Ring, Hermione Granger, Duke w/Green Lantern Ring, Black Lantern Dozer #1, The Spice Girls: Scary, Baby, Ginger, Sporty & Posh, David Beckham, Jack Kevorkian w/Death Mobile Van, Suicide Machine & VHS Camera, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Zhara Jolie-Pitt, Pax Jolie-Pitt, Knox Jolie-Pitt, Vivian Jolie-Pitt, Miley Cyrus w/Barack Obama's Two Blue Lightsabers, Robin Thicke w/Barack Obama's Two Green Lightsabers, Taylor Swift w/Sith Lanvorak, Growing Pains Cast: Alan Thicke, Joanna Kearns, Kirk Cameron, Tracey Gold, Jeremy Miller, Darth Binks, Black Lantern Jar Jar Binks, Xavier Harkonnen & Astro Droid #19 in a Z-95 Headhunter, Lazarus Long & Serena Butler w/Blaster in a F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter, The Captain (Immell #15) w/Captain America's Shield, Worm Becks, Anus The Touchable, and Doozer #13 

 

The Horsemen of Apokolips are: Darkseid, Damien Thorrn w/Lord Voldemort's Magic Wand, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Annihilus, Taskmaster, Havok, Percy Jackson w/Trident, Black Bolt w/Sinestro's Green Lantern Ring, Dazzler, The Demon: Gene Simmons, The Starchild: Paul Stanley, The Catman: Peter Criss, The Celestial: Ace Frehley, Optimus Prime w/Roller, Dark Archangel, Obi Wan Kenobi, Godzilla, Achilles, John McClane w/Mandalorian Armor, Green and Blue Lightsabers, Harry Potter

Stitch w/Green Lightsaber, Bugs Bunny w/Flamethrower, CM Punk w/Legion Flight Ring and Blue Lightsaber, Bruno Sammartino, and Brandon Inge w/Green Lantern Ring

 

"Come on, Kirk. Aren't you coming? This is a historic moment. A unity conecrt to kick off the play offs!" Alan Thicke excitedly gathers the rest of the group that played the Seavers "My boy Robin is kicking off the show! It's gonna be great"

 

"Sorry, Alan. But those filthy degenerates KISS are playing and I can't abide a group who is an acronym for 'Knights In Satan's Service. And as my numerous, numerous fines for insubordination say all I need to say about our illustrious leader Miley. Nope, it'll be just me and my boy J.C. tonight. Be well and I'll pray for your souls." Kirk smiles and waves as he watches his tv family depart.

 

The concert kicks off and is quite the show. Robin Thicke opens, followed by Taylor Swift. The Spice Girls reunite as David Beckham beams from sidestage, remembering why he fell in love with Posh in the first place. The crowd is loving it when the stage across from the opens and a loud voice booms 

"YOU WANTED THE BEST. YOU GOT THE BEST! THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD!! KISS!!!!" 

Miley Cyrus frowns as she was told she was scheduled to go on next, but gets caught up in the rocking sounds. The crowd goes nuts. Brad Pitt helps Maddox get up for his first crowd surfing experience as "Love Gun" thunders on. 

"Right now, we'd like to call on some special guests." says Paul Stanley and two hooded figures get on stage. Before the crowd can question who these people are, the opening chords of 'Rock and Roll All Night' kick in and whatever questions are quickly forgotten. The song gets going, then the robes are dropped and Dazzler and Black Bolt are revealed. Black Bolt opens his lips and screams 

"I WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT. AND PARTY EVERY DAY!" his lethal language is enhanced by Dazzler as is the music of the loudest band in the world and the crowd has the skin ripped from their very bones and they are liquified. 

The few Commandos who had some sort of protection via lantern ring or whatever, try to collect their wits, when they're besieged by the Horsemen who finish off the few stragglers.

Kirk Cameron watches horrified at home. "I-I tried to tell them. What do we do now Thanos??"

"We give the Horsemen first blood." he replies coldly.

"And now we respond"