EPISODE IX:
THE KINDLING
PRESSURE
Head
Coach Batman of the Royal Highness has vanished. In his discovered absence between the Playoffs
and Universe Bowl, the sinister Darth Shemalyah has risen to new heights in
both power and significance with her team, George Washington’s Slaves. The Sith Lord has now thoroughly entrenched herself
with her teammates and has claimed the mantle of the Slaves’ Head Coach. Shemalyah dispels the rhetoric that she will not
rest until the entire Royal Highness squad has been destroyed in the Universe
Bowl.
Meanwhile,
with the support of his crew, Reed Richards of the Royal Highness attempts to
lead a brave resistance against George Washington’s Slaves in order to usurp the
throne claimed by their foe during the regular FFL season. Richards is desperate to find his trusted
friend and head coach in order to gain his essential help in restoring the
Royal Highness to its rightful place as champions of the Fantasy Fantasy
League.
Richards has sent his most daring
soldier, Old Man Logan, on a secret mission on the Playoff Planet, where an old
ally discovered a clue to not only Darth Shemalyah’s weakness, but a
vulnerability of the entire Slaves’ team . . .
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3 comments:
Oh Batman, you left, but you gave me a Logan. Let's see what Reed has to say!
Oh Slaaaaaves, you came, and fought me, with a tranny. Now there's Hell to paaaay!!!
I read this with the star wars theme in my head. Made it better.
Absolutely!
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