The Outsiders Vs. The Untouchables

The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Apollo, Ares, Blue Wizard #1, Hercules, Blue Dragon #15, Red Dragon #15, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Jenna Jameson, Scorponok w/ Lord Zarock, Beast Wars Megatron, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Dr. Doom, Justin Oblak, Fin Fang Foom, Hrrm, Galactus w/ Nova, Ajax, Beast Boy, Marv, Voldemort, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Brandon Inge, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, & Dark Jedi #11 & 12.

The Untouchables are Mr. Fantastic (designated leader), Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing, Deadpool, Pyro, Mystique, White Queen, Punisher, Daredevil, Megatron, The Constructicons, The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, & Kickback, The Protectabots, Ratchet, Broadside, Aphrodite, Ras Al Ghul, Green Arrow & Black Canary, The Atom, Huntress, Dr. Light, Tomar Tu, Hawk, Dr. Polaris, Eclipso, Dr. Light, The WildC.A.T.S.: Spartan, Grifter, Voodoo, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, & Lord Emp, Legolas, Boromir, James Bond, The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull, The Men in Black: Jay & Kay, Purple Dragon #8, Tinkerbell, Maleficent, Merlin, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, & Matt & Teresa Oblak.

In a press conference before the match Jedi Master Mace Windu pushed the envelope of how much anger a Jedi can show when he was quoted as saying "That Deadpool guy better watch out. He got lucky last time but he had better stay away from me this time". When they asked Deadpool what he thought about that quote he replied with "I think I'm going to stay away from him". As the battle begins Voodoo crushes Dr. Doom inside his own suit and then crushes Cliff Jumper as if he was at an invisible junk yard, turning him into a metal cube. Dr. Polaris, does not wish to be shown up by the Wildcat and from the air picks up Scorponok. He pulls out his inside circuitry and parts making it look like it is raining metal. General Windu orders his team to put a stop to this. Hrrm runs at Voodoo, with his genetically enhanced powerful legs pumping he pounces on Voodoo and rips her apart. He acts on instinct to kill this person as she even looks a little bit like the Honored Matres that he was bred to kill. Hercules then grabs the half man/half beast and launches him into the air at Dr. Polaris. Hrrm rips him apart as they both plummet to their dooms. Ares, the god of war views Hrrm's death as a minor sacrifice for victory in this battle as he rushes at Pyro decapitating him with his axe. Until a couple of months ago Ares had never heard of a press conference or a number 1 draft pick but after hearing himself critcized on Fantasy Fantasy Center as being "a total bust" he is anxious to prove them wrong. He goes on a complete rage throwing caution to the wind as he continues his path of destruction. He hits White Queen with his shield so hard and fast that she does not have the time to put up any sort of defense against it. The force of this blow knocks her to the ground where she is stomped on by the metal boot of Ares. Mystique makes herself look exactly like Apollo, Ares teammate; but Ares does not even notice what she looks like as puts his oversized axe into her head. Only one thing stops the blood drunk rampage of Ares and that is when his fellow god Aphrodite walks onto the scene. He instantly stops as he sees her without her husband Hephaestus and walks over to her. The two of them then leave the battle to resume their age old affair in Mt. Olympus. No Fantasy Fantasy officials stop them as they leave due to the fact that this is a retreat week and that is technically permitted. Apollo and Hercules also feel obligated to see that the greek gods get their due as they attempt to pick up where the god of war left off. Hercules grabs Daredevil which causes the Punisher to turn around and try to help his teammate. As Punisher unloads his Full auto AK-47 at Hercules, the son of Zues picks up Daredevil and uses him as a human shield against the bullets. Hercules then disgards the dead body of Daredevil and rips Punisher's head from his body. Megatron and Mace Windu should have plenty of bad blood for each other after their first meeting but the two of them move right past each other on their ways to the real enemies they are targeting. Mace Windu has basically forgotten about his leadership role on this team as he searches out Deadpool; and Megatron sees in the distance the other Megatron. Megatron blasts the Beast Wars Megatron and then jumps on top of him screaming "imposter!" Megatron begins pounding on the leader of the Beast era Decepticons and then shoots him with his arm cannon. Then a small hatch opens on his back revealing Megatron's Team Untouchable BFF Deadpool. In a well rehearsed battle plan Deadpool jumps out and then catches Megatron as he transforms into gun form. Deadpool then blows the "fake" Megatron away. Megatron transforms into robot form and is trying to warn Deadpool but Deadpool will not shut up long enough for him to do so. Deadpool is saying "Did you see that homes! We wasted that dude Meggy! (Deadpool just gave him that nickname the other day; it hasn't really caught on yet). Deadpool said the last part but the when Megatron hears him say "Let's go kick so more...."! It isn't actually Deadpool saying it but just his head as it goes rolling around on the frozen ground. Mace Windu used his force speed to run up on Deadpool extremely fast but he does not go for Megatron as Megatron is already flying away saying "another time Jedi". The Predicons merge to form Prediking but The Protectabots merge to form Defensor and The Constructicons merge to form Devastator. They are thinking that they are going to be able to double team the Predicons but they forget about SkyLinx who comes flying in from behind Prediking. Sky Lynx attacks Devastator but Devastator brings his huge green hands down on top of the Lynx portion and then grabs the Sky part by the tail and smashes it into the ground destroying them both. Prediking jumps in toward Defensor and make pretty short work of the giant Autobot as he pins Defensor up against a glacier and then rips his arm off. He uses the arm as a weapon to demolish the other 4 Protectobots that make up Defensor. Prediking then uses that same dead Autobot to hit Devastator in the back as he is finishing off Sky Lynx. He knocks Devastator down but Devastator comes right back up with an uppercut which knocks Prediking on his back. Devastator takes full advantage of this as he jumps on top of Prediking and finishes him off with a flurry of "devastating" hits. Matt is assisting his wife Teresa with an improvised explosive device that her and Mr. Fantastic think may just be powerful enough to bring down Galactus, but Justin Oblak thinks that they might have something up their sleaves so he asks his friend Kup if he can get him their fast. Kup responds with "hop in little buddy" as he transforms into his Cybertronian truck (more like El Camino) form. Justin hops into the back and Kup starts racing through the icey landscapes to get there in time. Although when Matt and Teresa are within their sights they realize that they have set up camp on the other side of the small arctic lake. Kup says "its to big to jump it Justin" but Justin replies with a simple "don't worry". Justin Oblak then walks across the lake and tries to get the bomb away from his brother and sister in-law. They inadvertantly set off the bomb which blows up all 3 of them (what a beautiful family reunion). This explosion also blows up Lord Zarack and the 2 Dr. Lights who were fighting close by. Head Coach Comissioner Gordon and Mr. Fantastic decided before this battle that in order for them to achieve victory the Fantastic Four would have to somehow kill Galactus on their own while the rest of the team was fighting other people. The Fantastic Four work as a team as they begin their attack on Galactus. The only other help they are given is by the Insecticons whose job it is to lure Nova away from her master by bugging her (get it by "bugging her"). This plan works as the Insecticons fly in close to Galactus and he sends his herald of to deal with them. Another part of the plan was to have The WildC.A.T.S. try to take out Fin Fang Foom. They move against the 17 story tall monster but they are not very successful as he instantly crushes Lord Emp and Warblade. Maul begins to grow in size and strength but he can't get big enough to hurt the monster before his intelligence almost completely goes away. Maul is to dumb to evade Foom's foot as it comes down hard on his large body crushing all his bones. A huge magical fight ensues as Voldemort sends a wirlwind in that rips apart Maleficent but Merlin casts a spell that renders The Blue Wizard completely powerless. Merlin then moves against the one whose name is not supposed to be uttered but Lord Voldemort blows onto his wand creating a firestorm of power. The Dark Lord's magic then destroys Merlin. At the death of Merlin the Blue Wizard's powers seem to return. The Blue Dragon and The Red Dragon rip the Purple Dragon apart as the blue dragon bites its neck and the larger red dragon lands on the purple dragon's back using its claws to finish it off. Legolas begins firing arrows at the two dragons but then a green dragon (Beast Boy) flies in and bites off the head of Legolas. Boromir tries to defend him but Beast Boy flies away to fast. Ajax, in the biggest Cymek form of them all grabs the powerful Eclipso with his huge hook and then with an amazing amount of power pulls him apart. Nova blasts Shrapnell with her cosmic powers and completely obliterates him but the other 2 Insecticons keep up the fight. Jack Baur, along with Curtis Manning lead the group of 12 Dark Jedi's against The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull. Baur provides the best tactical advantage for them as he leads them up a hill giving them the high ground. He then gives the signal and the 10 Dark Jedi Masters and 2 Dark Jedi's suprise attack the Sorcoress. The Sorcoress manages to take out Dark Jedi Masters #33, 36, & 39 but the other dark jedi take her down. The Fantastic Four are doing a good job of keeping Galactus at bay while Mr. Fantastic is waiting for Matt & Teresa to deliver the weapon that they devised. When Mr. Fantastic finds out that they will not be recieving the weapon he orders the full attack. Mr. Fantastic stretches around the neck of Galactus while The Thing punches him in the bottom of the knee to knock him to the ground. They all clear away from him while Invisible Woman uses all of her power to put a shield over Galactus in an attempt to contain him. Galactus uses his cosmic might to blow the invisible shield apart which uses Invisible Woman's own powers against her as it blows her back hundreds of yards killing her. Mr. Fantastic creates a huge rubbery fist but it does not do much to the devourer of worlds. Galactus blasts Mr. Fantastic and melts him into goo. Galactus then picks up The Thing and crushes him into orange powder. Human Torch begins to fly away but the thing that is easy to forget when you see the huge size and might of Galactus is how fast he is. Galactus flies after Human Torch easily catching up to him. Once he catches Storm it is easy for him to simply knock Human Torch into the icey waters below causing his powers to go out and for him to frezze to death. James Bond jumps in off of a snowmobile to where the Dark Jedi have just defeated the Sorcoress. On the way off the machine he shoots Curtis in the head with a .380 and then rolls into action. He disarms Dark Jedi #11 and then kills Dark Jedi Master #37, but Jack Baur sees the threat of .007 as an imminent one and starts pumping the area full of bullets. He kills Bond but then is forced to give a dirty look to the Dark Jedi that he lead there when they actually seem mad that Baur shot Dark Jedi #11 as well during all the comotion. Fin Fang Foom has managed to destroy the remaining members of the WildC.A.T.S. but the rest of The untouchables are surrounding the giant monster with very high hopes of stopping him. Devastator, although smaller than the monster delivers a huge hit to Foom's stomach. Ras Al Ghul yells "we're about to bring him down" when all of the sudden Galactus appears to the left of the battle and Ajax to the right. They realize that the plans they had laid out prior to the match have obviousely failed so with no leader in sight Duncan Idaho and Megatron both order a retreat. Nova also destroys Kickback but Galactus has no need for useless destruction which is why he calls her back before she can get to Bombshell, who escapes. The Constructicons break apart and fly away, as does Megatron. Ras Al Ghul, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Atom, Huntress, Boromir, Jay, Kay, Tinkerbell, & Duncan Idaho all cram into Ratchet and Broadside to retreat as well, but simultaneousely from different ends of the battlefield Jack Baur, Mace Windu, & Apollo all order The Outsiders to push forward and not let their main rivals retreat. Which is why Tomar Tu and Hawk have volunteered to sacrifice themselves for the team. While everyone else is retreating Hawk stomps Marv and Inge on his way to getting pulverized by Ajax and Tomar Tu blows up Kup and Jenna Jameson before he is hit in the chest by both a purple lightsaber thrown by Master Windu and a mystical arrow fired from the bow of Apollo.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!