The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Legion of Doom

The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief (designated leader), Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4, Casey Jones, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael, Splinter, Nightcrawler, Venom, Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic & Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Fire Bros. #1-10, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, Xenomorph #85-100, Kree Soldier #1-38, & Little Goomba #1.

The Legion of Doom is Paul Atreides (designated leader), Eradicator, Spawn, Bain, The A-Team, Darth Bain, Gorilla Grodd, Prof. X, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, The Sinister 6, Jag Jaguar, Apocalypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Col. John Matrix, Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamamoto, Silverbolt, Air Raid, Firefight, Slingshot, Skydive, Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper, Sinnertwin, Mordor Horse #1, Metroplex, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker: Texas Ranger, The Leprechaun, Sarah Conner, Queen Xenomorph #1-3, Harry Tasker, & Al Gibson.

The Syracuse Valley is teleported to the frozen land of the Artic. Blood covers the snow already from previous battles. They notice that the Legion of Doom has already arrived and built up a base of operations. Seeing that they are their forces are outnumbered greatly, Legion of Doom leaders Paul Atreides and Professor X order Gladiator and Eradicator to attack at once. In one quick strike the two powerful aliens smash into the Syracuse Valley’s front line of Kree Soldiers. Their highly advanced energy weapons are no match, as Kree Soldiers #1-11, 23-28, and 34-38 all fall. “Whoa, did you see that guy’s mowhawk?” asks Michelangelo. Both teams now charge at each other. The Syracuse Valley’s Hammer Bros. #1-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, and Fire Bros, #1-10 are all part of the first wave with Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10 following closely behind. They are met by the unlikely combination of the Aerialbots and the Terrorcons. “Now!” Professor X shouts, as the two Transformers teams leap into the air and form Superion and Abominus. The forty “Brothers” start throwing their weapons at the huge transformers, to no avail. They might as well have been throwing toothpicks and matches. Superion and Abominus crush Hammer Bros #3-9, Boomerang Bros. #1-9, Fire Bros. #4-10 and Giant Hammer Bros. #2-5. Venom then engages Spawn in battle. (A Todd McFarlane fanboy’s wet dream.) Spawn fires his chains at Venom, but he is able to dodge them. Venom the tries to ensnare Spawn with several strands of webbing, but he cuts through all of them with a sword he created from his cape. Venom tackles Spawn to the ground. Spawn takes every blow that Venom delivers. Spawn then entangles Venom with his chains, which are now fashioned like the chain of a chainsaw. Spawn uses his chains to tear Venom into dozens of pieces. Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi are now surrounded by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The pair of video game ninjas put up a hell of a fight, even killing Donatello, but strength in numbers and experience in teamwork proved to be too much, as the Turtles eventually kill them. Shinobi’s dog, Yamamoto, was not there to help his friend, because his dog instincts had taken over and he was busy mauling Tails. Several times, Tails tried to fly away. But Yamamoto would just jump up and take him down. Star Fox seeing that his fellow fox and teammate was in peril, shoots the dog, killing it. Unfortunately, he is too late. The dog mauled Tails to death. The sixteen Xenomorphs begin to wildly attack everything in sight. Xenomorphs #97-100 overtake Mighty Joe Young and devour him, while Xenomorphs #85-96 attack the A-Team, Harry Tasker and Al Gibson. Before they are overcome and ripped apart, they are able to kill Xenomorphs #86, 89, 91, 92 and 96. They even attack and kill members of their own team. Little Goomba #1, Boomerang Bros. #10, and Fire Bros. #1-3 perish in the onslaught. Paul Atreides unleashes his personal bodyguard, Nemesis Enforcer, on the Syracuse Valley’s forces. He immediately attacks Omega Red, who tries to grab Nemesis Enforcer with one of his tentacles, but Nemesis Enforcer grabs it as it flings at his neck. He then yanks Omega Red over to him and wraps him in a powerful bear hug. Omega Red welcomes the close quarters. He begins to drain the life out of Nemesis Enforcer. In an effort to counter this attack, Nemesis Enforcer, with all his remaining energy, flies high up in the air and releases Omega Red. As the Russian mutant falls back to the frozen ground below, he snares his opponent by the ankle with his tentacles, pulling him down as well. They both crash into the ground killing both on impact. Master Chief calls Nightcrawler to him and gives him a Covenant Bomb. Nightcrawler grabs a hold of the large Antimatter bomb and teleports out of sight. Bane jumps into the middle of what’s left of the Kree Soldiers. Bane pummels Kree Soldiers #13, 15, and 20-22. The rest start to blast them with their guns, killing him. Darth Bane in a fury kills the remaining Kree Soldiers, showing no mercy whatsoever. He then is confronted by Darth Maul and his new apprentice which Maul has named, Darth Rave. “Ahhh, more unworthy opponents to fall at my feet,” growls an arrogant Darth Bane. In what can only be described as a deep bass voice with techno inflections throughout it, Darth Rave replies, “Such foolish confidence. My master and I will destroy you.” Darth Maul twirls his double-bladed lightsaber as he ignites it. Darth Rave pulls out two lightsabers and ignites both of them as well. Their handles are oddly longer than that of a normal lightsaber. Maul and Rave move fluidly circling Darth Bane and together, they both spin into the air and land dual kicks to the chest of the Sith Lord. Bane comes back with a force push and blows both master and apprentice several hundred feet back, almost to the edge of the cliff they were fighting on. While waiting for the two Sith Lords to return, Darth Bane attacks the remaining Xenomorphs who at the time are battling the Sinister Six. Bane slices through Xenomorphs #85, 87, 90, 93, and 95. Electro zaps Xenomorph #94, frying it. Dr. Octopus grabs Xenomorph #88 with two of his robotic arms and with the other two, drives them into its skull. The acid blood unfortunately eats away at the metal limbs. Xenomorph #100 leaps into the air and takes down Vulture, shredding him to pieces. Darth Maul and Darth Rave have returned to continue their attack on Darth Bane. With snow whipping in the air, the crimson blades twirl and clash in the dwindling daylight. Darth Bane is easily defeating the two Sith Lords, having already destroyed one half of Darth Maul’s lightsaber. He uses the force to knock Rave away, and lands a vicious roundhouse to Darth Maul, knocking him down. As Darth Bane goes to finish off Maul, Darth Rave clicks two buttons on the sides of his lightsaber and launches them at Bane. The top half of his blades release and fly through the air, attached by chains to the bottom part of their handles. They stab Bane in both shoulders, dropping him to his knees. Maul and Rave move to finish Bane off one and for all, but the enraged Sith has other plans. With a loud terrifying primal scream, he uses his sith lightning in a massive burst that lights up the Artic sky. He pulls Darth Rave’s lightsabers out of his shoulders and tosses them at the charred remains of his to opponents. Legion of Doom’s three Queen Xenomorphs have been attacking each other for dominance ever since they were teleported to this frozen land. Master Chief sends the remaining Xenomorphs and Hammer Bros. to capitalize on this opportunity. Acid blood sears the ground and melts hammers and Koopa shells alike, with only Queen Xenomorph #2 still standing. Master Chief using his SRS99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle takes out the last Queen Xenomorph. Rash, Pimple and Zit all break off huge icicles to use as clubs as they prepare themselves for Texas Ranger Cordell Walker and Sarah Connor who are riding Mordor Horse #1. Walker and Sarah are firing their guns at the Battletoads, who are using their ice clubs to deflect the bullets. Rash ducks and breaks the legs of the horse with his icicle, knocking its riders to the ground. The three Battletoads beat Sarah Connor to death with their ice bats. Walker then roundhouse kicks all three icicles in half. He then takes his Ranger badge off and throws it into Zit’s forehead. Col. John Matrix comes to the Texas Ranger’s aid, not that much is needed. They both beat the ever-living life out of Rash and Pimple. Matrix pulls Rash’s tongue out and chokes him to death with it, and Walker kicks a hole right through Pimple’s chest. Leonardo, Raphael and Michelangelo come in and attempt some retribution for their fallen amphibian friends. Leonardo cuts Walker in half as Michelangelo restrains him with his nunchaku. Raphael is however blown away by Matrix’s rocket launcher. “Mmmmm, turtle soup,” quips Col. Matrix. The six remaining Giant Hammer Bros. join the fray and crush Col. Matrix with their huge hammers. Master Chief sends Soundwave out to attack the Legion of Doom. Soundwave ejects Rumble and Frenzy, who start driving their piston arms into the ground causing an avalanche. The ensuing wave of snow covers the Legion of Doom’s base, killing Professor X, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Mysterio, and Hobgoblin. This is just the advantage the Syracuse Valley was hoping for. All of a sudden though, the ground begins to shake and with snow and ice exploding into the air, the Legion of Doom’s base transforms itself into Metroplex. The gigantic transformer stomps on Giant Hammer Bros. #1, 6-10 and Star Fox. Paul Atreides now orders a final assault on the heavily depleted Syracuse Valley. T-X guts Casey Jones and Weapon Omega blast Ratbat out of the sky. Lockheed pursues Sonic the Hedgehog from the air but is double teamed by Laserbeak and Buzzsaw. Laserbeak blast the purple dragon with his back mounted lasers and Buzzsaw finishes him off by slicing through him with his micro-serrated beak. Superion breaks apart into the Aerialbots as they hunt down the two Decepticon tapes through the clouds. The numbers game catches up with Laserbeak and Buzzsaw as they are shot out of the sky by the Autobot planes. Jet Jaguar grows to twice the size of Soundwave and flies directly into the Decepticon. Frenzy and Rumble fly up and land on Jet’s back, and with their piston arms, they break Jet Jaguar’s back sending him crashing into Abominus, killing them both. Rumble and Frenzy land on the ground and were about to conjure up another avalanche. But before they could, Electro hits them with massive arcs of electricity. This allows the Leprechaun to use his magic to destroy the Decepticon twins. Soundwave gets up from being knocked down by Jet Jaguar, but is knocked down again by Apocalypse and Gorilla Grodd. Soundwave grabs Grodd and crushes him. Apocalypse is continuing to punch and tear his way through Soundwave’s chest. He finally gets to his spark but is pounced on by Ravage. Paul Atreides leaps onto Soundwave and plunges his crysknife into Soundwave’s spark, extinguishing the Decepticon. Vigo the Carpathian attempts to assist Apocalypse but is intercepted by Leonardo and Michelangelo. Apocalypse snaps Ravage’s neck and launches the transformer’s body at Michelangelo, killing the Ninja Turtle. Sonic the Hedgehog saves Leonardo from attack and whisks him away. Nightcrawler teleports back to Master Chief. Before he can inform Master Chief on whether or not his mission was a success, Nightcrawler is killed by the combined eye beams of Eradicator and Gladiator. Now, not knowing if Nightcrawler was successful, Master Chief has no choice but to order the retreat. Splinter, Leonardo, Sonic the Hedgehog and Master Chief flee so they can fight another day. Moments after the retreat, an unbelievable explosion rips from Metroplex and through the Artic battlefield. The force of the blast is over thirteen times more powerful than that of an H-Bomb. When the dust clears, and as the snow continues to fall, not one of the Legion of Doom is left standing. Gladiator tries to make it to his feet, but falls beside his teammate. Nightcrawler accomplished his mission. He succeeded in planting the Covenant Bomb deep inside Metroplex. But, yet there is still movement amongst the carnage. Shadowcat was able to phase a fraction of a second before the blast. Before she leaves, Kitty Pryde sees Paul Atreides’ cryknife lying in the snow. Before it disintegrates she picks it up, and cuts her hand with it, swearing vengeance for her fallen team. With a heavy head, she leaves the icy battlefield triumphant.
LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!