The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

The Right Wing is Zeus, Silver Surfer, John Stewart, Jedi Knight #16-27, Elite Stormtrooper #1-24, Storm, Capt. Panaka, Batwoman, Droid Fighter Ship #1-13, Gold Dragon #10-15, Wicked Witch of the West, Goliath, Slimer, Mike Huckabee, Athena, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Agent #1 & 2, Ulysses S. Grant, Nick & Bear, Jedi Padawan #2-7, & Scrappy-Doo.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Booster Gold, Brock Sampson, Ron Popeil, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, Jedi Master #20, Greedo, Jedi Youngling #39 & 40, Juggernaut, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Scooby-Doo, & Shaggy w/ Scooby Dumb, Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, &Suchi, Mecha Godzilla, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Zach &Trini, Power Puff Girls, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-42, & Ewok #4-9.


Using their power rings, the three Green Lanterns on Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies, transport their team into space. Prior to battle, Ron Popeil equipped his teammates all with the brand new Ronco Rocket Suits 5000’s. Most of The Right Wing is teleported onto a series of small asteroids. After five straight weeks of watching from the sidelines, Silver Surfer rips through space at the speed of light. And before anyone has the chance to react, Guy Gardner and G’Nort are blown in half by the Surfer’s cosmic blasts. This move sounds the charge for The Right Wing to attack. Confident in the sheer size of his team, Brock Sampson orders a counter attack. Elite Clone Troopers are taking the Clone Troopers out at a rate of two to one. It’s clone vs. clone in an absolute bloodbath. On one side, only Clone Troopers #26, 28, 32, 45, and 49 survive. And though they defeated many, the Elite Clone Troopers ranks are heavily decimated, with only #4, 9, and 23 living through the initial attack. Goliath then grabs a meteor like a softball and hurls it at the Power Rangers. They all manage to escape the attack and then Jason calls out, "We need Dinozord power now!" Goliath is then double teamed by Mecha Godzilla and Megazord. He is able to pull the Yellow Saber-toothed Tiger leg off the Megazord and drive it through its chest. Killing both the Zords and the Power Rangers. Mecha Godzilla uses his fire breath to then burn the giant Avenger alive. Zeus orders the six Jedi Padawans to attack the Planeteers. Due to the Padawans extensive studying of past battle footage of the Fighting Murderflies, they go right for the environmentalist kids’ hands, slicing them off with their lightsabers. They finish them off before any opportunity to call upon Captain Planet. Bear who has been hanging out with the Padawans in the locker room helps out by bircling-to-death Suchi the monkey. The Fighting Murderflies’ U.S. Marines have been working diligently on bringing down the Droid Fighter Ships that are flying above them. They manage to shoot down Droid Fighter Ships #1, 2, 7, 11, 12, and 13, but lose Marines #1-7, 15-24 and 36-41. Zeus is hit hard from behind by a charging Juggernaut. He attempts to get to his feet but is stomped on by Juggernaut massive foot. As he is flying to face Kyle Rayner in battle, John Stewart gives Juggernaut a quick blast which distracts the behemoth. This gives Zeus enough time to get back up. He fires several lightning bolts hitting Juggernaut square in the face. This knocks, Juggernaut to his knees and before he can shake the stars from his vision, Zeus plunges two lightning bolts into Juggernaut’s eyes, killing the once unstoppable force. Mystery Inc. hears that The Right Wing has a ghost in their ranks, and goes to investigate. Scooby Dumb, unfortunately, chewed through his oxygen hose and suffocates. Mecha Godzilla quickly slaughters the six Gold Dragons who cannot fly in space. Before it’s killed, Gold Dragon #15 is able to get off a blast of fire, incinerating Ewoks #4-9. Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles fly over to the asteroid carrying Mike Huckabee, Athena, Ulysses S. Grant, Storm, and Batwoman, and with their combined powers, blow it up. Killing all on it. The four remaining Elite Clone Troopers finish off the last of the Clone Troopers and move on to attach the U.S. Marines. The Elite Clone Troopers are out numbered almost five to one against the American soldiers. They end up gaining some major ground, when the twelve Jedi Knights join the fray. Blasters are one thing, but the Marines are completely outmatched against Jedi with lightsabers. They’re able to kill the Elite Clone Troopers and even Jedi Knights #23 and 26, before every last marine falls. Mystery Inc. meanwhile has been investigating the ghost on The Right Wing. Fred is all of a sudden kicked in his ascot and Velma begins to float away, because her Rocket Suit has been damaged. Daphne feels something jump up into her specially designed Ronco Rocket Skirt. Scrappy Doo bursts through Daphne’s suit, killing the redhead while yelling "Ta dadada ta daaa!” Slimer comes in and slimes Shaggy to death, but is then eaten by Scooby Doo. Scrappy Doo is waving his fists in the air at Scooby, but is punted into space by Brock Sampson. Off in the distance, you can see sparks of green energy shower the sky and mingle with the stars, as the Green Lanterns' battle rages. Booster Gold flies circles around the seven remaining Droid Fighter Ships, systematically taking them all out. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 and Beatrix Kiddo engage in a wicked crysknife and katana blade duel. Captain Panaka goes to help his teammate but is shot with an arrow by Ted Nugent, who is perched high above them on a passing by meteorite. Beatrix Kiddo slices the crysknife in half with her Hattori Hanzō sword and runs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 through. Green Goblin flies by and pumpkin bombs Jedi Younglings #39 and 40, laughing maniacally the entire time. Jedi Master #20 uses the Force to damage the Goblin’s glider and then turning it on its owner, killing Green Goblin. Greedo tries to confront Nick Houslander, but is instantly shot by “the Big House.” Nick looks over to Bear and says “Yeah, that’s right. I shot first.” Bear replies with an enthusiastic “Wa wa.” Silver Surfer, using the Power Cosmic, blasts Mecha Godzilla’s head clean off, and targets the Powerpuff Girls who have just triple teamed the Wicked Witch of the West, killing her. Silver Surfer attacks the three girls at amazing speed. He vaporizes Bubbles, melts Buttercup, and wilts Blossom in a blink of an eye. He then shoots a look of “beat that” to Zeus, who evidentially had been razzing the Sentinel of the Spaceways about riding the pine for the first half of the season. Zeus, not wanting to be out done, fires multiple lightning bolts killing Scooby Doo, Fred, Ted Nugent, Beatrix Kiddo, Ron Popeil, and Brock Sampson. Zeus needed to fire another bolt at Brock, who was still moving. Booster Gold is ambushed by Agents #1 and 2. He manages to blast Agent #1 away, but Jedi Knight #25 helps Agent #2 defeat him. The remaining Jedi Knights and Jedi Padawans converge on Jedi Master #20 who is able to strike down Jedi Knight #19 and Padawans #5-7, before he himself is falls in battle. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner continue their battle over who is the better Green Lantern. Experience is the deciding factor in this battle, as Kyle makes a fatal mistake, doubting himself for a moment. This moment is all John Stewart needs and finishes the last member of the Fighting Murderflies.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!