Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. The Syracuse Valley

Team Sleeping Pussy is Xenomorph #1-10, Brood Alien #1-5, Brood Queen, Khan Noonian Sighn, Unus the Untouchable, Deathbird, Darryl Revoc, War Skrull #1-5, Super Skrull, Skrull #23-27, & Kilowag.

The Syracuse Valley is (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, Casey Jones, Splinter, Nightcrawler, Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Venom, Sith Lord #4 & Sith Lord #5, The Battletoads: Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Sonic, Knuckles, Bossk, Dash Rendar & Leebo in an AT-ST, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden w/ Kid Thunder, Rob Bartlett, Mr. Game & Watch, Crasher, Scooter, Wald, Hammer Bros. #2-7, Boomerang Bros. #1-6, Fire Bros. #2-7, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-6, Little Goomba #3-5, & Treasure Troll #4.


The queenless Xenomorphs seem to have taken to the Brood Queen and become completely assimilated with the Brood (I don’t want to get into who copied off of who, I am just saying what all us dorks already know, that they are basically the same thing). Deathbird instantly releases all her aliens as the first wave of offense which is exactly what they act as towards the Syracuse Valley’s front line of Defense. Megatron and Starscream transform and take flight while Super Skrull and Kilowag both take to the air to meet them in battle. Fire Bros. #2 attempts to hold the line by rallying all of his “something or other” Bros. brethren, but their weapons are simply no match for the Brood/Xenomorph combination. The Brood Queen herself takes out Fire Bros. #2 who finds that his fire power is of no use against these particular foes while the Queen’s 15 followers mop the floor with the 6 Hammer Bros., Boomerang Bros., & 5 other Fire Bros. The 6 Giant Hammer Bros. have enough power to take out Xenomorph #3, but once the surge of aliens comes thru the Giant Hammer Bros. toughness is dwarfed by their opponents. The Aliens then continue their rampage by finishing off the 3 goombas, Treasure Troll #4, Wald, & even Scooter. Rob Bartlett delivers a wicked shot to the head of Brood Alien #2 with his hockey stick, but it does little damage as he is finished off as well. Nightcrawler notices the 5 original X-Men on Team Sleeping Pussy and says to Nocturne: “Coach Mcgruff told me that he had perfect Intel, on their starting line-up and that they didn’t play the X-Men, but there they are”. Nocturne replies with “you actually got Mcgruff to say something to you. All he said to me was to “take a bite out of Team Sleeping Pussy””. The 5 members of the original X-Men are of course actually War Skrull #1-5, who have been genetically engineered to employ the powers of their teammates the X-Men. Crasher and Mr. Game & Watch team up to try and put a stop to the alien rampage but they are not very successful either. With a little help from Mr. Game & Watch, running interference; Crasher is able to transform into her robot form and crush in the head of Xenomorph #6 before the rest of the aliens kill both her and Mr. Game & Watch. Kahn leads Unus the Untouchable, and the fake Iceman and Beast against the Ninja Turtles, while Deathbird takes to the air along with the fake Jean Gray & Angel to help out Kilowag and Super Skrull. The fake Cyclops then leads a team of 5 more Cyclopses to do battle with the Battletoads. In the air battle, Super Skrull and Kilowag end up teaming up on Megatron while Deathbird keeps tight with her team against Starscream. Starscream uses his machine guns to target Angel (War Skrull #5) out of the sky, but the dogfight with the other combatants continues to heat up. Darryl Revoc gets into the mind of Sub-Zero, to take him out; but the scanner makes a mistake when he does the same thing to Kid Thunder. The attack works fine on the little friendship token, but it sends Raiden into a frenzy. Raiden focuses his lightning power on Revoc to completely fry him. Jazz leads an offensive against the aliens with Dash Rendar in his AT-ST, Sonic, Knuckles, & Bossk. Jazz takes out Brood Alien #3 but is then over taken by the rest of the aliens. Megatron lands in a large forest clearing but is soon met by the Kilowag/Super Skrull team-up. Megatron attempts to blast the 2 of them with his laser cannon, but the 2 of them evade the attack. Super Skrull flies in with his Human Torch powers and then uses his big orange rock fist to put a decent size hole in the chest of the Decepticon. With just this little bit of damage, Kilowag is able to take full advantage, by pumping the weak spot full of enough green energy to extinguish the spark of the Decepticon leader. Dash Rendar, with the help of his trusty droid Leebo, from inside their AT-ST are doing more damage to the aliens than anyone else on their team has been able to do. With their powerful laser blasts, they have been able to take out Xenomorph #1 & 8, as well as Brood Alien #5. The aliens attack the legs of the AT-ST and are able to bring down the walker. Dash Rendar is able to escape the walker before it blows up, but Leebo is not fast enough. The banged up Rendar, now unprotected by the AT-ST, pulls out his side arm, and is able to take out Xenomorph #10 before the other aliens kill him as well. Bossk, is quite the skilled alien killer, which is why he uses numerous dirty tactics to take out Xenomorph #7, and then perfectly target the Brood Queen, to kill her as well. With the death of their queen the aliens lose what little sense of direction they had, but they lose none of their fierceness. The other aliens rip apart Bossk, before he can do any more damage. It is very hard for the aliens to catch Knuckles, but when they do, there is little that Knuckles can do to defend himself. Brood Alien #2 easily rips Knuckles apart, once he is finally caught. The 5 Cyclopses attempt to engage The Battletoads in hand to hand combat, but they are outmatched by the Toads. Zit kills Skrull #23 & 25 while Pimple pops Skrull #26. Rash kills Skrull #24 & 27, but is then hit by an optic blast from War Skrull #1 that rips thru him to end his life. War Skrull #1 is then sliced apart, not by Darth Rave but by his new apprentice Darth Techno. Darth Rave has by no means gotten over the loss of his master Darth Maul, but he is doing his best to relay the fierce fighting style that was taught to him, to his new apprentice. Lord Rave has noticed that Lord Techno is strong with the force but he is not without problems. Darth Techno, who was briefly instructed by Count Dooku during Season 1, was kicked off of The Brotherhood for former member of Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches: Darth Yardigan. Lord Tyranus claimed that Darth Techno spent too much time partying instead of learning the true meaning of the force. But under the more exciting tutelage of Darth Rave, perhaps Lord Techno will fare a little better. Starscream targets Deathbird with one of his missiles and blows her out of the air but Jean Gray (still a War Skrull at heart) flies head first into Starscream and takes him out in true kamikaze fashion. Khan uses his superior strength and speed to dodge the attacks of Donatello and steal away the turtle’s weapon. With Don’s bo in hand, Khan is able to crack the turtle in the head and kill him. The 2 remaining Battletoads come to help out the Turtles but Khan is able to use Donatello’s weapon on Pimple, to finish him off as well. Raiden pumps Xemomorph #5 and Brood Alien #2 with enough lightning to blow them to pieces, but the acid spray from Xenomorph #5 puts an end to Raiden as well. Sonic the Hedgehog uses his spin attack to take out Xenomorph #2, and is then actually fast enough to avoid the acid spray despite the close proximity of the attack. Darth Rave and Darth Techno jump in with their lightsabers to take out the last 2 remaining Xenomorphs, but Darth Techno gets cocky for just a second to long, which causes him to not notice Brood Alien #4, who rips the Sith Lord apart. Splinter uses his superior martial arts skills to take out the final 2 Brood Aliens, but once the last of the aliens are defeated Unus takes advantage of the exhausted old sensei and uses one of Darth Techno’s 2 fallen lightsabers to kill Splinter. Casey Jones goes into a rage after seeing the death of Splinter and starts swinging his hockey stick like a man possessed. Casey, with the help of his equally infuriated pal Raphael take out both the fake Ice Man, and the fake Beast. Super Skrull then flies down and wraps his elastic leg around the neck of Casey Jones and breaks it, before the thug/hero can do any more damage. Kilowag returns to the heart of the battle and destroys Baby Nightcrawler with a giant green fist, he then turns his ring on Michelangelo and runs him thru with a sword made entirely of green energy. Kilowag then attempts to attack Venom but Venom is able to jump out of the way of the green lantern’s attacks. Venom then jumps into the air and drop kicks the powerful Kilowag to the ground. Venom then uses his symbiote suit to cover the mouth of Kilowag and then pound on his stomach with his powerful legs until Kilowag can no longer breathe at all and is killed. Super Skrull uses his power of invisibility to sneak up behind Venom while he is still getting off Kilowag and attack him. Venom fights back fiercely but once Super Skrull uses his fire powers, backed with the strength of The Thing, Venom is no longer able to compete, and he dies at the hands of the ultimate War Skrull. Raphael, Nightcrawler, Darth Rave, Zit, & Sonic begin pounding on Unus’ forcefield with everything they have got but it is of no avail. Nocturne then begins trying her hardest to teleport inside of the forcefield but Unus keeps making the forcefield smaller and smaller to keep her out. In the end Unus makes the field so small that Nocturne is trapped inside and killed but with the field so small and out of control even the oxygen that Unus needs to survive is repelled which kills him as well. With Unus the Untouchable finally defeated Super Skrull and Khan see that they are both surrounded and outnumbered, which is why Khan gives a signal to Super Skrull for him to protect Khan with his invisible force field and retreat from the battle by air.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!