“Does anybody else feel like we are going to get our butts handed to us today?” asks a concerned Captain N. “We fight on until the end, no matter what we have to overcome,” sternly replies Duncan Idaho Ghola #5. Just then, Duke the Dog yelps and is dragged underwater to his death by Jaws. Mere moments after that, there is a massive eruption out of the Atlantic as the Lochness Monster and The Sando Aqua Monster both reveal themselves and swallow all six Hammer Bros, Salacious B. Crumb, Smurf #2, Peppermint Patti and Marci. “Your road to the playoffs ends here Brotherhood!” exclaims Wonder Woman as she flies overhead with Alan Scott and Guy Gardner flanking her. Six Silver Dragons follow them closely behind. There is a sonic boom heard as Thundercracker flies in fast towards the Brigade. “I’ll take care of him,” Skyfire says as he rockets after the Decepticon. They engage in a fierce dogfight, but Thundercracker just cannot match Skyfire’s abilities and eventually is shot out of the sky. “Ok for crying out loud! We are getting killed out here!” yells Captain N. He sends Dragons #1-6 and Purple Dragons #13 and 14 to attack the Brigade’s Silver Dragons. The combined efforts of the Purple Dragons’ psychic attacks and the Dragons’ fire breath overwhelms the Silver Dragons, but they manage to take down Dragon #4 and 5 before they all fall in to the dark waters. Guy Gardner has been order to stay back and use his yellow ring to create a giant yellow platform for the rest of his team to stand on. From there Emperor Palpatine blasts Beachcomber with Sith Lightning and shorts out his circuitry, killing the pacifist Autobot. Mighty Mouse shoots into this battle with great intensity. He first, without hesitation, flies right through The Penguin’s face and then rocks Power Girl right in the jaw. “What the hell just hit me?!” exclaims Power Girl as she is rubbing her jaw. “Here I come to kick you ass!” shouts Might Mouse. Power Girl is having serious trouble catching the small powerhouse, but then Mighty Mouse makes a fatal mistake. He flies in too close and gets sandwiched in between Power Girl’s heaving bosom. She then uses them to literally crush the life out of Might Mouse. “Wow, never thought I’d use these things to actually kill someone,” Power Girl says to herself. “That was disturbing,” Alan Scott says as he flies by. N.S. 5 #35 and 36 leap onto the yellow platform and quickly sneak up and kill Courtney Cox, and try to attack Darth Nihilus, but both receive several lightsaber swipes for their troubles. Glinda the Good With floats over the water in her pink bubble and overwhelms Vampire #100 with good, wholesome magic that it destroys his dark heart. Allia Atreides and Duncan Idaho Ghola #12 ride in on their Swift Boat. Toad, Captain N, and Kermit the Frog all climb out of the water and board the Swift Boat. Toad flings his tongue at Duncan Idaho Ghola #12, but the Kwisatz Haderach is far too skilled for Toad to handle and before he even realizes that his tongue has been cut off in mid-air by a crysknife, he finds that same crysknife deep in his chest. Allia then disposes of Kermit the Frog in what I can only describe as one of the most vicious and stomach turning acts that I will be forever burned into my memory. Captain N tries his best to hit one of them with his blaster, but they are both too much for him to handle and he receives a crysknife to the back of the neck. They then dump the bodies overboard as they continue their assault. Jaws then makes another pass and eats Simmell. Megalon and Gamera then surface from underwater and try to even the odds. Jaws swims through the water at great ease, but Megalon impales the Great White Shark with his drill like appendage. The Sando Aqua Monster then attacks Gamera. The two giant creatures battle in the water, which is causing massive waves. Duncan Idaho Ghola #12 and Allia Atredies are both tossed from their Swift Boat, which drives out of control and crashes into the side of Gamera. This hardly even affects the giant turtle. However the Sith Lightning that Emperor Palpatine shoots at Gamera does affect him. This attack allows the Sando Aqua Monster to bite down and pull Gamera deep down into the depths of the ocean and finishes him off. Atrocitus flies in filled with rage, and blasts Avian #1 out of the sky. He is then double teamed by Amantia and Larvox. Though they are both valiant Green Lanterns, The Red Lantern’s hate filled power is too much for them and they both are ripped to shreds by an energy blast from Atrocitus’s red ring. Glinda is then confronted by the mischievous Bat-Mite. They duel with their magic capabilities, with Bat-Mite gaining the advantage. He finally gets the better of her, when she takes too long to cast her next spell, and he vaporizes her (or at least, that’s what I think happened, since she just vanished). The Purple Dragons fly low to the water, but this ends up being as mistake. The Lochness Monster snatches Purple Dragon #13 out of the air and pulls it into the ocean. Wheelie uses his slingshot and flings an energon pellet at Wonder Woman, which really just pisses her off. She flies fast down towards the water and with one quick motion; she rips the head off of the annoying Transformer. Skyfire soars in and attacks the remaining Dragons. His advanced technology and expert flying abilities are more than enough for him to take care of Dragons #1-3, 6 and Purple Dragon #14. “Alright Power Girl lets end this fight,” Wonder Woman says to her teammate. Guy Gardner flies in, eager to actually start fighting, which causes Emperor Palpatine and Darth Nihilus to drop in the water. The Brotherhood though is not prepared to go down without a fight. Megalon blasts Duncan Idaho Ghola #12 and Allia Atreides away with his red napalm bombs. He is then attacked by Alan Scott, Guy Gardner, Atrocitus (what a weird combination!). The three lanterns use their rings in a combined effort and bring down the giant monster. Power Girl swoops in and picks Duncan Idaho Ghola #5 out of the water and launches him into the atmosphere. Bat-Mite then turns Darth Nihilus into a Limited Edition Action Figure (which will be auctioned off for Heroes Without Homes immediately follow this match). Bat-Mite then feels something strange. That something is Emperor Palpatine’s lightsaber sticking through his chest. Squirtle then finds himself alone against Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade. He tries with all his might and lets loose a powerful stream of water towards them. But it is not enough, Wonder Woman flies up behind him and viciously rips his shell right off his back.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
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That was a good old fashioned Motor City Beat down if I ever saw one. Good win Sister.
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