The Horsemen of Apokolips vs. The Abomitrons

Although I am in a haze by overdosing on an OTC medication, I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 8 Match: The Horsemen of Apokolips vs. The Abomitrons.

As I try to figure out who is in the locker room for The Horsemen, I believe I see The Sentry, Calypso, The Seacons: Nautilator, Overbite, Seawing, Skalor, Snaptrap, & Tentakill, Sea Worms #1-8, The Tigersharks: Mako, Walro, Dolph, Octavia, Lorca, Bronc and Angel, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officers #1-6, Navy Seals #1-18 and Larry Reamer in a Swift Boat.

Calypso: I have seen the dead litter the waters in the match and a small crab being the last to remain standing.

Mako: That little crab better be the last one standing on their team and not in the final battle! We don’t have a crab on our team!

Calypso: The future is not clear on that issue. . .

I then peak in The Abomitrons’ locker room and see Leviathan, Pamela Voorhees, Batman, Robin (Dick Grayson), Ace the Bat Hound, Smaug, Mega Man, Rush, Mario, Luigi, Sebastian the Crab, Kirby, Hancock, Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Ratta the Hutt, Naboo Soldiers #1-24, Ben 10 Alien Force: Ben Tennyson, Gwen, Kevin, Zombies #1 and 2, Horri-Bull & Kreb and Starship Troopers #51-62.

Sebastian the Crab: We’re doomed! Doomed! How can we go against the Horsemen?!?! They are so powerful!!! Their owner is so awesome!!

Hancock: They’re a team just like any other team in this league. Anyone can defeat anyone!

I transport the teams to the warm Pacific waters. I provide no form of flotilla or landmass for the combatants. . .

From the water rises the Leviathan. Pamela Voorhees, Batman, Robin (Grayson), Ace the Bat Hound, Mega Man, Rush, Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Ratta the Hutt, Naboo Soldiers #1-24, Ben 10 Alien Force: Ben Tennyson, Gwen, Kevin, Zombies #1 and 2 and Starship Troopers #51-62 crawl upon and ride the beast. Smaug and Hancock take to the air. Sebastian and Horri-Bull and Kreb take to the water.

Pamela Vorhees, standing on the Leviathan, sees Navy Seals #1-18 jump off the Swift Boat and swim toward the Leviathan. She flashes back to the dirty teenagers who were not paying attention to her son. She reaches for her knife and jumps at the Seals. In a frenzy, she manages to slice Navy Seals #1 and 5. No matter how much she is strengthened by the memory of her son, the remaining Seals are still too much for the woman. They surround her and return the favor by sending her to a watery grave. . . as did the teenagers did to her son – or did they? Starship Troopers #51-62 see the skirmish and fire their weapons at the Navy Seals. The firefight is furious as the Troopers fire their guns and the Seals use their water-proofed weapons and spear guns to fight the Troopers. Bullets and spears fly. Both sides suffer casualties. Falling from the Leviathan, either dead or mortally wounded are Starship Troopers #51, 55-59. Floating in the water face down are Navy Seals #2-4 and #13-18. Navy Seals #6-12 begin to board the Leviathan when Horri-Bull and Kreb meet them and destroy all of the fighting men.

Navy Seal Chief Petty Officers #1-6 follow their Navy comrades and swim toward the Leviathan. While the Navy Seals were unable to board the beast, the Petty Officers are able to. They are met by Naboo Soldiers #1-24 and remaining Starship Troopers #52-54 and 60-62. Many men fall in battle. Navy Seal Chief Petty Officers #1-6 are killed as well as Starship Troopers #52-54 and Naboo Soldiers #3-8.

Larry Reamer, still in the Swift Boat, rides along the borders of the Leviathan’s form. He manages to single handedly take out Starship Troopers #60-62, as well as Naboo Soldiers #12-16. Reamer becomes cocky at having killed so many of the Abomitrons himself. Reamer fails to notice Smaug in the air above the boat. The dragon unleashes his fire breath. The boat’s engine room explodes and the boat is going to its watery grave. As it is going under the water, Reamer backs into the cabin. He saw George Clooney do this in “The Perfect Storm.” [Rumor is that he thinks himself like Clooney – just not as good looking, talented, or rich].

The Sentry meets Smaug in the Sky. The air is filled with blasts from the superhuman and fire from the dragon. The Sentry manages to grab Smaug by his tail and throw him to the warm waters below. The water sizzles as Smaug meets his fate. The Sentry, while focused on the dying dragon, fails to notice Hancock coming at him full speed. Hancock focuses all of his strength and speed into a blow to Sentry’s head. Sentry’s skull is crushed and he falls to his death.

The Tiger Sharks have already exposed themselves to the Fish Tank before the match. They are transformed into their hybrids. Mako is a human/mako shark, Walro is a human/walrus, Dolph is a human/dolphin, Octavia is a human/octopus, Lorca is a human/orca, Bronc is a human/seahorse and Angel is a human/angelfish. Still having their skills as expert swimmers, they storm the Leviathan. Their hybrid forms are too powerful for a majority of the remaining Abomitrons on the Leviathan. They easily shred the remaining Naboo Soldiers. Zombies #1 and 2 shamble toward an unsuspecting Angel and rip her apart. Bronc exacts revenge for his sister’s death and kills both Zombies #1-2. What follows is a Tiger Shark massacre. Phineas, Pherb and Perry are killed by Dolph. Walro kills Ratta the Hutt, but meets his maker when the Ben 10 Alien Force comes together and using their weapons, takes Walro out. Seeing their comrade being taken out by a bunch of kids enrages both Octavia and Lorca who kill off the entire Ben 10 Alien Force. Mako is seen killing Mega Man. Notwithstanding the spree of killing caused by the Tiger Sharks, Batman, Robin and Ace the Bat use their combined skills and weapons to kill Bronc and Dolph.

Calypso has determined that the Leviathan has to go. Riding Sea Worm #2, and followed by the entire Sea Worm clan, #1, #3-8, the Dune creatures and sea nymph storm from the water’s depths in a direct collision course with the Leviathan. The Leviathan sits on the water’s surface and is crashed into by all Sea Worms, instantly killing the beast. As the Leviathan dies, its inhabitants “abandon ship.” The Seacons, who have been idly swimming around and waiting to act, spring on the scene. The Seacons, like their teammates the Tiger Sharks before them, destroy the Abomitrons in the water with ease. Snap Trap kills Batman. Nautilator kills Ace the Bat Hound and Kirby. Overbite kills Robin. Seawing kills Rush. Skalor kills Mario and Luigi.

Hancock, who is still flying above, uses the Seacon’s focus and frenzy to take out Octavia and Lorca, who are both unaware of the hero. Hancock then focuses on Mako. Hancock is hovering above the water and knows exactly how he will kill the remaining Tiger Shark. As he begins his course of action, he is met by Calypso riding Sea Worm #2, who swallows Hancock whole.
Horri-Bull and Kreb, still at the scene, manage to destroy Skalor and Nautilator. The other Seacons band together (not in their gestalt form) and destroy Horri-Bull and Kreb.

Sebastian the Crab runs away and figures that even though it is a “death match,” he will escape to live another day. He is wrong. . . .as he runs into Calypso.

Calypso: Hello, little one!

Sebastian: Oh Calypso! I served King Triton! I can serve you!

Calypso: No, I think you are the only one who is going to be served. . .

In the Horsemen’s locker room:

Mako (in human form): It’s true what they say. There is a lot of crab meat in its claws.

Calypso: Give me the left one, will you?

Abomitrons: All dead.

Horsemen of Apokolips: Calypso, Overbite, Seawing, Snaptrap, Tentakill, Sea Worms #1-8 and Mako survive.

THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!