TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

TEAM is Superman, Comet, Streaks, Thunderstrike, Ragnarok, Depa, Billaba & Jedi Padawan #16 in a Stealth Bomber, Yarael Poof, Max Ray, Jack Lalane, Godzilla, Zilla, Emerald Weapon, Phibian #1-10, Sharkticon #47-50, & Seaspray.

Alice’s Wonder Team is General Zod, Non, Apocalypse Alice, Alice, Alice Clones #1-3, Leeloo, Jill Valentine, Brawn, Joruus C’baoth, Joruus C’baoth, Surtur, (Silver Age) Blue Beetle, Sharkticon #11-22, & Treasure Troll #3.


As the battle begins, Apocalypse Alice telepathically blows the spark of the transformed Seaspray, which in essence turns him into nothing more than a free-floating vessel. With Seaspray’s lifeless hull floating in the water, Apocalypse Alice leads her fellow Alices, Leeloo, Jill Valentine, & both C’ baoths, on top of him where they fortify their position. Superman takes flight and travels high above the water with his pets where he is followed by Zod & Non in what is sure to be a long lasting battle in and of itself. Depa Billaba along with her apprentice/co-pilot Niw-de (that’s Jedi Padawan #16) fly in below radar (not that anyone on either team has a radar) inside their Stealth Bomber. Blue Beetle with the power of his scarab at full capacity hovers above the water with Brawn next to him. Blue Beetle is consulting the magical scarab for the best course of action against his opponents but before the scarab can lend any help to the situation, Dr. Daniel Garrett and his Autobot friend are blow away by a double dose of missiles from the Jedi duo in their American plane. Surtur tries to fight back the cooling sensation of the water but with his large body of fire has no where to go. The water dissipates his body make-up and he dies without even facing an enemy……… Am I missing something here? He’s a fire god in the water week, if I am, feel free to rip me a new butt hole on the comment board, I just don’t see how he is supposed to accomplish anything (maybe it’s me)?????? Thunderstrike and Ragnarok meet up with Yarael Poof and climb aboard what was once Seaspray. Yarael Poof pulls out his lightsaber and begins dueling with Jorus. The 4 armed Quermian switches his lightsaber amongst his various arms to throw off the Jedi, and eventually overpowers him; but when Joruus attacks the Jedi Council Member, things play out differently. The twisted clone shoots force lightning at Master Poof which he manages to block with his lightsaber, but once Joruus attacks with his lightsaber, he is just to fast for the aging Jedi Master, who is finished off by a head shot from Joruus. The 4 Sharkticons from TEAM attempt to attack the 12 from Alice’s Wonder Team, but they are in no way successful. The Sharkticons work best due to their strength in numbers, which is quickly proven when Sharkticons #47-50 only succeed in killing Sharkticon # 13 before they are all destroyed. Treasure Troll #3, in what will certainly be remembered as the most impressive kill in his career grabs a hold of a sharp piece of dead Sharkticon shrapnel and stabs it into the unsuspecting jugular vein of Phibian #3. Jack Lalane then grabs a hold of the troll and with his bear hands makes Treasure Troll #3 juice which is great with a hearty meal or for right after you work out (you can find this one and many other great juice recipes in The Juice Tiger booklet that comes free with every order). Thunderstrike and Ragnarok mow thru the 3 Alice Clones, as well as Jill Valentine. Alice and Leeloo attempt to attack the 2 Thors next but Thunderstrike manages to destroy Leeloo with a hammer to the head despite her being the perfect human and Ragnarok finishes off Alice with a similar kill. Ragnarok figures on more of the same as he moves against Apocalypse Alice but she is simply to quick for him to hit. She begins slicing him up with her Kukris to no avail and then finds that her pistols can’t seem to finish him off either. Apocalypse Alice decides to go for a different course of action as she works her way into his synthetic mind, causing him to freeze temporarily. With this second of advantage she puts her genetically enhanced strength into one final blow from her kukri knife that severs Ragnarok’s head clean off. Thunderstrike sees this happen and is in absolute shock, but it does not stop him from drilling the Odin empowered Thunderstrike hammer into her skull to finish her off for good. Thunderstrike flies high into the air while Emerald Weapon targets the shell that was once Seaspray and blows it to pieces killing Joruus C’baoth in the process, and destroying the ability of water reprieve for anyone. Thunderstrike flies up to aid Superman and his pets in their all Kryptonian fight which makes Zod decide that he and Non should fly back down closer to the water in hopes that they have remaining teammates to aid them. Zod is displeased to see that the only characters left alive on his team are the 11 Sharkticons but he still feels that that is plenty to defeat their opponents. Emerald Weapon destroys Sharkticon #16, but then finds himself completely destroyed by Non who launches himself into the water like a torpedo right thru him. Non flies back out of the water and resumes his battle with Comet the Super horse and Streaks the Super cat. Non, with his incredible strength (even by Kryptonian standards) seems to be able to keep both of the super powered animals at bay, but he encounters more trouble as Max Ray and The Phibians swim up to give them a hand. Non is by far the most powerful of the people involved in the fight, but he is severely outnumbered. Non is pushed into the water by Comet and Streaks, but he breaks Comet’s neck in the process. Non kills Phibians #1, 2, 4, & 8, but is pushed back by Max Ray’s plethora of weaponry. Streaks bites down hard on Non’s chest which causes him to give out an extra loud grunt before he squashes the cat between his fingers, but Max Ray uses this to his advantage. The Centurion targets the spot of the bite with all of his lasers and missiles while the daring Phibians race in with their knives and spears all driving them into the weakened spot on Non. Phibian #9 is collateral damage in this attack, but Non is eventually killed by Max Ray’s unrelentless and perfectly pinpointed laser blasts. The 10 remaining Sharkticons swim wildly toward the 2 looming threats of Godzilla and Zilla, who are slowly moving toward the battle. The Sharkticons swarm Zilla, who uses his fire breath and powerful body to kill Sharkticons #11, 12, 17, 18, 19, & 21 before he is finally killed as the powerful metal jaws of Sharkticon #14 dig deep into Zilla’s neck (not to mention his dozens of other Sharkticon inflicted wounds). Godzilla pulls Sharkticon #14 off of the neck of Zilla and crushes him in his grip; he then blasts a huge dose of his cosmic fire breath to destroy the 3 remaining Sharkticons. Thunderstrike flies up to try and help Superman in his fight with Zod but the Thor incarnation does not even know where he could jump in so he hangs back instead to let Superman fight Zod on his own. The 2 Kryptonians pound on each other with such ferocity because at this point they have actually given up on trying to damage each other with their identical heat vision and super breath powers. The 2 separate from each other briefly so Depa Billaba flies in, in her Stealth to try and help out. She targets Zod with a missile, but before she can fire it Zod punches the wing of the plane off. The Stealth is destroyed but Master Billaba and Niw-De eject safely into the water before the crash. Superman and Zod then reengage each other and the fight ensues. Zod gets Superman in a bear hug and begins squeezing with all of the strength he can muster. Superman feels the intense pain of this move but manages to break free of the hold and catch Zod with a fierce upper cut to the chin. Zod backs up and flies in fast toward his arch-enemy’s son but Superman times his next move perfectly. Superman uses the velocity that Zod has conjured with his attack and catches Zod in the neck with a close line like blow to the neck, cracking it and causing a sound similar to a sonic boom which ends Zod’s life.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!