The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. Reign Supremacy

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Robert Muldoon, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Super Battle Droid #1 & 2, Hammer Brothers #13 & 14 & Gobo.

Reign Supremacy is Thaddeus, Starship Trooper #30 & 31, Zombie #3 & 4, Orc #66, Stormtrooper #29 and Lil’ Scrimmell.

Thaddeus was starving. He was very hungry, as he had not eaten in days. In fact the entire Reign Supremacy team was malnourished. Luckily for them though, they arrived at that hall around dinnertime. The Brotherhood knew this and let the former team eat as much food as they wanted, to which they all did. There was everything you could possibly imagine from Chicken and meatballs to Lasagna and Taco Salad. The feast lasted a little over an hour and let me tell you, feast is exactly what they did.

Thaddeus ate two full plates of food, plus a large salad. Both Starship Trooper’s ate a decent amount as well, but the Stormtrooper was just ridiculous. He started off with three pieces of chicken, twelve meatballs and one and a half pieces of lasagna. For his second plate, he got two more pieces of chicken and literally half of the entire pan of broccoli casserole. He then ate the entire vegetable spread and four pieces of chocolate cake. It was pretty awesome to watch. Especially since I didn’t want to watch the Zombie’s, who were really just trying to eat the cooks in the kitchen. Orc #66 ate some food as well, but watching him eat was so disgusting that I just couldn’t stomach the sight. Lil’ Scrimmell ate as well, but after one piece of chicken and a cookie, he claimed he was full.

On the other side, the Midgets were just waiting. They knew if they could get their opponents to eat them selves sick, this match would be a cake walk (Ha Ha, that’s so hilarious right). Despite the simplicity of this plan by Robert Muldoon, it was basically full proof. As Reign Supremacy laid back in their gluttonous haze, the Midgets began to reign an ungodly hell upon them.

The first wave saw both Super Battle Droids come in the side door near the kid’s stairway and the back door saw both Hammer Brothers marching down towards them. As Reign Supremacy felt their world closing in very quickly, they began to hear a horrible noise coming from above. At first they thought there might have just been another party going on upstairs, but as soon as they saw the ceiling begin to crack, they knew it was something else.

Thaddeus, Lil’ Scrimmell and the Troopers were all underneath their table at this point, as they were getting blasted from both sides now. The Troopers knew they could take out the Battle Droids, so they decided to head towards the other way. Stormtrooper #29 stayed with Thad and Scrimmell, but was so full that he was having trouble moving in his suit. He did manage to get a few shots off, but they did not hit anything. Thad figured this match was going to be over quick now, but he had no idea what he was about to get into.

The crack in the ceiling was now opening and it carried a firestorm of death with it. Once the ceiling completely collapsed, the rest of the Midgets team jumped down into the fight. Thad looked up at what had caused the gaping whole in the ceiling; what he saw was his death looking him straight in the eyes. Before anyone could do anything about it, the Sith Witch had torn Thaddeus’s throat out, Swayze style. The Stormtrooper at this point did manage to hit and injure Hammer Brother #13, but in turn lost his life to the Dark Side adept, who had knocked him to the ground and crushed his skull.

The Starship Troopers, who had finally killed the Super Battle Droid’s, knew this match was going to be impossible to win. In knowing this, they decided to go out in a blaze of glory, opening fire on the entire Midgets squad. The rain of bullets killed both Hammer Brothers, but it wasn’t long before the Sith Witch hit both troopers with a sick amount of Sith Lightening. Both Troopers dropped their weapons and despite the amazing abilities of their suits, the Sith lightening had shorted out anything electrical that they were planning on doing.

As they lied there on the ground in pain, they were trying to think of something to do. Trooper #30 looked at his teammate and quickly started to tell him his plan.
“What we need to do is figure out a way to get our suit’s back online. When we do that, I can reverse the polarity of the suits electrical current and make it so the next time we get hit, it gives us even more power.”

Trooper #31: Do you think this can work?

Trooper #32: Yeah, I know it will. In fact, I might even be able to make it so the next time she hits us, it will backfire on her completely. Turning our suits into our very own controllable Sith Lord.

Trooper #31: Great, what do we need to do to get this thing working again?

Trooper #32: That’s the tricky part. We are going to have to find the main power grid in the area and hook our suits up to it. From there, I can rewire the original mainframe of our suits and get them powered back up again.

Nightsister Sith Witch #2: Are you girls done talking yet?

She then sent enough Sith Lightening towards the Troopers to kill twelve Jedi Masters. With them out of the way, the Zombie’s and Orc#66 were basically done for. Robert Muldoon took care of the Zombie’s using a 30/30 he had with him. Gobo the Fraggle had been keeping a close eye on Lil’ Scrimmell, which is why he was now following him outside. Orc #66 tried to take on the Dark Side adept, but the fight didn’t last very long. Though it probably could of taken a little less time if the Dark Side adept would have just killed him normally, instead of seeing how many times he could kick the Orc before he died. It was forty-seven kicks if you were wondering.

That only left Lil’ Scrimmell, who was now wandering outside of the hall. He thought he was alone, as Gobo was very small and hard to see. Muldoon, who at this point has become great friends with the Fraggle, was hiding up on the roof. He was hoping to get a clear shot at the small clone, a shot that would give his team another victory. He waited for a while until the time was right, until Scrimmell’s death was a done deal. It only took about ten minutes for Scrimmell to walk into the perfect spot, but once he did he was all done. Muldoon had his gun ready, but before he could get off a shot he noticed the Sith Witch running as quickly as possible towards the clone with light saber in tow. Before Muldoon could even say “Clever girl”, the Sith witch had cut Scrimmell’s small body in two. Though Muldoon was bummed he could not solidify the victory for his team, he knew that in the long run, it mattered very little. A victory is a victory, regardless of how you get it.

Reign Supremacy: All Dead

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Super Battle Droid’s #1 & 2 and Hammer Brothers #13 & 14 are dead.

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are victorious!