Monday, January 11, 2010

Murderflies (Team 1) Vs. Commandos (Team 2) (there full names won't fit in the title box)

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Harry Potter, Jedi Master #23 & 24, Sardakaur #13 & 14, Gungan #3 & 4, & Mrs. Doubtfire.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies is Hellboy, Marine #4-8, & Ewok #6-8.
 
Harry Potter’s squad begins in the lower level kitchen. Harry carefully puts together a plan in which a Jedi and a gungan each cover one of the doors heading into the back room, Sardakaur #13 & Mrs. Doubtfire (armed with limes from the bar) cover the stairway exit to the outside and the back upper floor exit and Harry, along with Sardakaur #14 are located just to the right of the bar, in front of the Christmas tree so they can see all possible attack routes and so Harry can still direct his team during the battle. Hellboy is already leading his team down the stairs from their start point when Marine #5 asks “what’s the plan Captain”? Hellboy answers “follow me”. Harry speaks to his team and says that they will wait where they are at for their opponents to attack first: “they have to come in one of the doors we have guarded” says Harry to his team of much older followers. “And when they do we’ll be rea“…… But the young wizard’s sentence is cut off as Hellboy comes crashing thru the wall and on to the stage, knocking over Santa’s chair. Before they even realize what is going on, JedI Master #23 & Gungan #4 are gunned down by Hellboy and the Samaritan. Sardakaur #14 instantly jumps into action and takes out both Marines #5 & 8, as well as Ewok #6 with his lasgun as they first follow their team captain Hellboy thru his makeshift doorway. Marine #7 takes out Gungan #3, but not before the gungan takes out Ewok #7. Sardakaur #14 & Mrs. Doubtfire run back down the stairs to join the battle that is going on without them, and the Imperial terror troop takes out Marine #6 immediately as he runs thru the doorway. Mrs. Doubtfire rocks Ewok #8 in the head with a lime, but if anything it just knocks some sense into the little genius, as he turns and throws his spear with an Olympic-like javelin toss right into the neck of Mrs. Doubtfire. The absolutely hilarious cross-dresser does manage to belt out one last anecdote as he/she says “run by fruity…… stopped with……. Old woman on a stick” before he dies (both teams ignite in uproarious laughter). Harry casts a spell that blasts Marine #8 into oblivion, and then fries Ewok #8 as if it were an after thought, but Hellboy dodges the attacks of the remaining Commandos and goes in for the kill with Harry. He knocks the little brit hard in the chest and then rockets him up over the bar. Before Harry even lands Hellboy is over top of him deciding whether to blast him with the Samaritan or bring his huge fist into Harry’s dome, Jedi Master #24 force leaps onto the bar and removes Hellboy’s head with his light saber. The Jedi looks down at his frightened team captain below him and says “Merry Christmas”
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!

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