Monday, March 1, 2010

The Untouchables vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches

The Untouchables are Legolas, Ent #1, Elven Soldier #1, Wily Kit, Wily Kat, & Pikachu.

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Holocaust, Predator X #1, & Nightbird.


The team of Legolas, Elven Soldier #1, Pikachu, Wily Kit and Wily Kat carefully make their way down the side of a mountain and into the thick forest of Kashyyyk. “Thunder kittens, be careful, I sense danger ahead,” warns Legolas. But before they could even react, Predator X #1 burst through and attacks both Wily Kit and Wily Kat. The savage beast slashes and rips through Wily Kat’s torso as if it were warm butter. Wily Kit attempts to make a run for it, but Predator X #1 snatches down and bites the lower half of her body off. “Grrr, PIKA!!” shouts Pikachu as Wily Kit’s lifeless upper half falls next to him on the ground with the Thunder kitten’s dead eyes still staring at the Pokémon. Pikachu then in retaliation launches a massive bolt of electricity that knocks Predator X #1 into a worshyr tree. Legolas then leaps on top of it and fires several arrows into the mutant’s mercury covered hide. Predator X smacks the Elf off of it as it regains its footing. “Everyone fall back now!” orders Legolas as he continues to fire arrow after arrow into Predator X as it continues it’s hunt. The rest of B3’s team leaps out of the trees to attack as well. The robot ninja know as Nightbird flips out from high above as viciously kicks Elven Soldier #1 down. She the quickly swings her nunchaku down and crushes the Elven Soldier before he can even pull his sword from his sheath. Holocaust then sneaks up behind Legolas, who is still being tracked by Predator X #1. Holocaust takes aim on the Elf, but Legolas senses this and leaps out of the way of the energy blast, which ends up connecting with Predator X #1. Legolas then back flips up onto Holocaust’s crystalline exo-armor and fires three arrows into the base of his helmet. He then jumps off of it as his secret weapon reveals himself. Ent #1 raises his might leg and stomps Holocaust into the ground, killing him. Nightbird then starts climbing up Ent #1 and changes one of her hands into a saw blade. She then begins to cut through many of Ent #1’s branches, including his left arm. Ent #1 then grabs a hold of Nightbird and crushes her within his grasp. Then wounded Predator X isn’t about to give up and charges right at Legolas. Pikachu, however, leaps right at the snarling beast and is swallowed whole. This unfortunately was Pikachu’s plan all along, as in a brave sacrifice unloads a massive amount of electricity inside Predator X #1, frying it from the inside out.

THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!

4 comments:

Solobeck said...

WEAK! LAME! I WAITED FOR THAT!
BULLS@#T!!!!-Pablo

Anonymous said...

don't be hating...

Josh the Commish said...

Darth Reknit personally constructed all 3 of the lightsabers. The red one was stolen by Deadpool, before it could be given to anyone else, and the blue and green ones were given to Tinkerbell (it's minitaure) and Aphrodite. Plus 3 points for all 3 characters.

Solobeck said...

Hey "Anonymous," why don't you man or woman up! Quit hiding behind that "Anonymous" moniker of yours and name yourself - you coward!!!!
-Pablo