Oblivio Vs Team

Oblivio is

Space Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, Nightsister Sith Witch, and Golden Army #37-42

Team is…

Justice Legion Alpha: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Hourman, Starman, The Atom, and Resurrection Man ,Lor Zod, and Mr. Awesome


Its 12:20 on Sunday and I am just getting to metropolis, not five minutes after leaving hertz my car is smashed by a flying fire hydrant.

Griffin Poteracki: SON OF A B****! Dude come on I don’t even have an insurance agent anymore, he was shish ka bobbed the other day.

Jet Jaguar is being surrounded and rushed one at a time by the JLA, Batman is floored by a front kick, Resurrection Man is kicked clean in half, the Flash is snatched up as if he were sitting still and choked unconscious, and wonder woman is thrown over two buildings. Hourman, Starman, and The Atom all pounce on Jaguar and manage to hold him long enough for their team to regroup. But things didn’t end they way they had hoped, Nightsister Sith Witch #19 hit’s the JLA with a force blast she had been conjuring since the very start of the battle. As the Mightiest heroes of the 853rd century are stunned, the Golden army soldiers move in, hold them all down, and systematically begin to decapitate each one of them.

Its Beginning to look like a blow out …..until…suddenly a car pulls up. You can’t see inside because of all the smoke. Then the two occupant get out. Its none other than Lor Zod and Mr. Awesome, who have been clam baking in the car they just stole for about the pat twenty minutes.

Lor Zod: Dude they already killed our who F***in team.?

Mr. Awesome: Weak.

Lor Zod: Should we retreat?

Mr. Awesome; F*** that, we got this.

The Duo goes on the offensive. Lor zod fly’s over to the Sith Witch and squares up with her. The Sith switches on her light saber.

Lor Zod: hey, that’s a pretty cool d***o you got their, But I bet its not got at a distance.

Before she can ever think of charging, Zod melts her head with a short blast from his eyes.

Mr. Awesome sets his sight’s on space Godzilla. He runs full speed toward the lizard, dodging fire blasts the whole time. After reaching the gigantic monsters feet he runs even faster propelling himself vertically towards the monster kings head. Once our hero reaches Godzilla’s neck line he plunges himself into the monsters eye and then burst’s out the other eye holding a toddler size chunk of brain. As the Beast’s corpse falls Lor Zod grabs a hold and throws it at Jet Jaguar, trapping him underneath. The Two Team Teammates rush over and begin to stomp on jets head, after puncturing a hole, Mr. Awesome urinates into the hole and finally short circuit’s the robot.

The golden army is all that is left.
The duo begin to smash all 7 golden robots to bits, but they just keep putting themselves back together.

Mr. Awesome: I’ve got and idea. I will smash them up and you take the pieces as fast as you can to different pawn shops all around the city. They can’t put themselves back together if they are miles apart.

It took about 13 hours but they got the job done and are $38,000 richer for it.

TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

OBLIVIO: ALL DEAD!

TEAM: Lor Zod and Mr. Awesome Survive.