Season 4 week 8 Team SP vs The Kennelz of Lurve

Team SP is: The Watchmen:  Rorschach, Dr. Manhattan, Comedian, Ozymandias, Nite Owl II, Captain Metropolis and Silk Spectre II;  The Minutemen:  Nite Owl I, Silk Spectre I, Dollar Bill, Mothman, Silhouette, Young Comedian, Young Captain Metropolis and Hooded Justice; Bubastis,  Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase and The Drummer; Dirty Harry Callahan, Snake Plissken, Paul Kersey, Black Cat and the Smoking Man.  

The Kennelz are: Galactus, Terrax, Fin Fang Foom, Dr. Doomsday, Green Lantern #2, Oa Guardians #1-4, Daniel LaRusso w/Green Lantern Ring, Olivia Munn.

 

Some places in the universe are what I like to call "event magnets." Important things just happen there, all the time. Gotham City, Bayside High, the surprisingly roomy back seat of Josh's Jeep Wrangler… you get the idea.

Our battle begins in one such place: The top of the Giant globe on the Daily Planet.

"WHAT?!!!" shouts Snake to Elijah.

"I SAID, IT'S REALLY WINDY SO IT WILL BE DIFFICULT TO COMMUNICATE UP HERE, WE SHOULD MOVE!" he responded.

"NO I DON'T THINK THE BEST DISNEY MOVIE WAS EMPERORS NEW GROOVE! WHY IS THAT RELEVANT?" snake said.

At this moment a looming shadow fell across the land and the wind suddenly died down.

"ah crap… well you know what old Snake Plissken says when the wind is howling and the demons are bangin at the gates…" snake began to ramble.

"None of those things are happening Snake, besides that's not even your shtick.." replied Elijah.

The ground roared at this moment and the daily planet globe became unhinged from its anchors and plummeted toward the Metropolis street below landing with a deafening crash on the head of Olivia Munn.

"HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT! Crushed her like a bug!" shouted the green lanternified karate kid.

"Yeah.. heh, I don't care how pretty you are, gravity always seems to ruin it." says Green Lantern #2

What they were unaware of, was what caused the quake that shook the globe loose from the building.

Galactus had sunk his gigantic fingers into the sides of the planet (not "The Planet" like Jimmy refers to his workplace as… I mean the planet… like Earth)

His giant mouth was bearing down on metropolis to try and end the fight once and for all when every single flight control system on earth sent all of their planes into high orbit at that location, all the missile defense systems around the globe simultaneously launched their payloads in the giant's direction. The resulting explosion of planes caused the giant to hesitate, long enough for the missiles to land and leave his smoldering purple hat the only thing that remained to cover the bleeding stump between his shoulders.

Dr. Doomsday immediately stepped up to face the attack he felt was inevitable during the chaos… but none came…

At least not right away: the Fing Fang Foom was making its way down the street towards his teammates who had gathered at the impact site of the globe when it happened.

"Was that a train whistle?" said Oa Guardian #1…

"Impossible," replied Guardian #2 "the nearest train track is miles away from here…"

"WOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOH" the train's PA system emits an almost human whistle as it slams into the back of the giant three headed dragon/lizard/dinosaur/whateverthehell sending Fing Fang Foom flying through the streets, his tail and wings slamming into cars and parking meters.

The giant green monster comes to a dead stop as he slams into the globe digging it further into the ground and obliterating Green Lantern #2 who was standing a little too close.

"Who is doing this?! It's like the city itself is attacking us!" Shouted Danny through the clouds of dust.

"CHHHKK attention, May I have your attention Please CChhhkkk" a disembodied voice came from the nearest emergency broadcast system antenna.

"is he making the chhkk noises with his mouth?" terrax asked nobody in particular…

"CCHHHKKK uuhh shut up Terrax. Now, sweep the leg Johnny… chhkkk" said the voice.

At this point Rorschach emerged from the haze and kicked the side of Daniel's knee so hard that he instantly crumpled. A wild blast from his ring struck Ozymandias in the head killing him instantly. The rest of team SP then moved in for the kill.

Gunfire rips through the street striking a distracted Daniel Laruso and mortally wounding him. The willful boy is able to channel his focus through his ring and lash out at his nearest enemies he kills Black Cat and the Smoking Man before succumbing to his fatal injuries.

A man emerges from the dust. And Squares off with Dr. Doomsday.

"Man you're ugly" he says.

"I thought you'd be taller." Replies Dr. Doomsday. Who then moves in to attack the figure.

"I get that a lot!" Snake responds as he dodges the Dr.'s double axe handle swing and rolls out of the way of a kick that would have shattered his spine.

"Mr. Smarmy's got backup son…" says Dirty Harry as he unloads his revolver into the chest of the armored behemoth. The .357 magnum rounds punch easily through the steel plated armor of Dr. Doomsday and he collapses.

The Oan Guardians form a protective circle around Terrax . Terrax uses his powers to haul giant boulders out of the shattered street and hurls them at Plissken. The boulders crush Snake and Dirty Harry both.

"CHHHKkkkk:" The loud speaker grinds again. "Now you're asking yourself… did I throw 430 planes at Galactus or 429?"

Terrax responds "Please, another plane? I think we can manage" Terrax then pulls the earth and huge chunks of concrete around himself and the guardians creating an insulated cocoon protecting them from any impact.

"Who are you anyway!?"

The names Drummer…. And I'm not really limited to hitting you from above.

Drummer then taps into the city's utilities server and creates a vacuum at the water filtration plants, he uses the Vaccuum to route boiling water from every building in the city to the section of pipes underneath Terrax and the Guardians, boiling them alive like shellfish in a dutch oven.

Team SP is Victorious!

Dirty Harry, Snake Plissken, Black Cat, The Smoking Man, and Ozymandias have fallen.