As the divisional play continues, this is "Spoiler Sport" on ESPN eight-The Ocho! I'm Cotton McKnight. Let's see what people got for waking up in Vegas.
Lady Luck continues to smile upon the Commandos, as they continue their impressive undefeated streak against the equally mind boggling losing streak of the Tijuana Taco Benders. The Taco Benders have yet to garner a win this season, and their chances are looking stiff as they face George Washington's Slaves. However, the Slaves are coming off a heartbreaking Vegas loss to The Transfoamers, so the Benders may break the streak yet.
Looking elsewhere across the league, The mighty Horsemen of the Apokolips made good on their threats to crush Logical Genocide to maintain a grip on second place in the Steven Spielberg division. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets continues to have a one game lead on the Horsemen, but that lead could fade as the Midgets suffered a handy defeat at the hands of L.G. to kick off this week's aquatic action. The Horsemen just need to bring the same intensity they brought to their Vegas fight as they hit the waves against Better Than All of You.
Over in the Stan Lee conference, it looks like Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches have locked themselves into a play off berth by squeaking by Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies. The newest darling tag team of the FFL, Boba Fett and Wolverine, had an extraordinary match securing a victory by eviscerating another season five MVP, Murderfly Teddy Roosevelt.
Things were all blood and roses for the Barckyardigans this week, as not only did B3's Internal Liason and Event Coordinator Hermione Granger suffer her first death, but it was discovered the controversial, beloved Backyardigan Pablo was brutally murdered by the recently deceased Horsemen Ryan Poteracki. There's still been no response from the Commissioner's office to the ghastly murder, but will update you on the situation as soon as anything occurs.
That'll do it for this week. Join us as the week eight's seaside slaughter continues. We've already seen one upset, will there be others? Stay tuned.
I'm Cotton McKnight. Thank you, and good night.
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Great stuff as always Cotton.
The Commissioner's office is currently looking into the Backyardigans' findings. We plan on being thorough in our research, which may result on our statement regarding the situation not coming until after the conclusion of the season.
Glad to see you alive and well Cotton. I thought we mightve lost you in Vegas. Excellent reporting, good sir.
MVPs Week 8- 1.Sandworm10/2a 2. Boba-rine 3.Gandalf the Grey. Shout out to Cotton for nailin em last week and letting me catch the early flight to Vegas!
Nice work Cotton!
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