Welcome everyone to episode number, well not really an episode now but a breaking news segment,I am your host and new FFL correspondent -the WWE Internet Champion! "Long Island Iced Z" Zack Ryder. I'll be replacing the Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks, who unfortunately will be unable to report on this year's activites due to the fact that they've both decided to leave the announce booth and head in to the battle field this year. Wait, the newcasters are fighting this year? ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO??!!!
Anyway, we've just received word that Logical Genocide has replaced the Champion of the Universe as the general manager of their team and has given the position to new member "Fear Lantern" Bryan Beckerman. Logical Genocide owner Chris Seeney was quoted as saying "Based on the pedigree the recently disbanded 'Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches' has within this league, how could I not put Mr Beckerman in the position of General Manager? He brings with him a wealth of knowledge, plus a sentient city and a planet sized green lantern to say the least. Mr Beckerman was a true champion in this league, unlike another alleged 'Champion' we have around here, and I look forward to seeing what he and his fellow teammates can do for us here."
This news from the Logical Genocide main office, is just the beginning. According to a spokesman for the team, the acquisition of the various former Backyardigans, along with Mr Beckerman's acceptance of the team position of General Manager has come with a few conditions. The most game changing of which is that the franchise can no longer be named "Logical Genocide". We have been told that the team will from here on our be known as "Beckerman presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse" both to honor Mr Beckerman's past accomplishments and because "It just feels wrong to not have a franchised named after Beckerman in the FFL". Hopefully this new Beckerman fronted team will show the same amount of poise, brutality and drug addled kiddie show characters as the Backyardigans gave the league over their legendary run.
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I am both touched and honored by this announcement. I hope to make the owner of this prestigious team proud of my efforts. If not, I am sure I will be jettisoned to the graveyard in an expeditious fashion.
-Becks
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