Midgets vs Slaves

The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets are: Air Zimmell, Superboy (Clark Kent version), Dean Cain, Longshot, and Anthony "Tony" Dinozzo

George Washington's Slaves are: Runner, Wally Trollman (aka. Wallykazam!), Air Bud, AC Slater (with Iron Man suit and Laser gun), and Scorpion (with Heat axe and Red Lightsaber)


"Hello folks, I'm ESPN 8 correspondent Teri Hatcher, and we're coming to you LIVE at the Slaves psotgame press conference where we hope to hear from Wallace "Wallykazam!" Trollman. We're looking forward to getting his thoughts on this week's game where, for those who missed it, the Slaves came up victorious over the Midgets with a final score of 108-74, and there's no argument that Wallykazam was the main factor in this victory. "

"Wally's at the podium, so let's kick it over to him"

"Hi everybody! I'm Wally, Wallykazam! Boy, we sure had a fine time today teaching the Midgets all about the  "ruh" sound today! Like when we started off by teaching Mr Kent all about Red Radiation, which doesn't make him feel so good. Mr Longshot sure was having a good game, until his mutant gene went into Remission, and he stopped playing so well. The Rim Rejecting any shots from the other team was something else that really helped us with the victory, along with the basketball Running away from any of them."

"Mr Kazaam, what about Air Zimmel. Any comments on him, and what was clearly a foul that should have had you ejected from the game?"

"Mr Zimmel is a fantastic player, and I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. Is it my fault that his Achille's heel Ruptured when he Ran into my friend Scorpion? The Referee's didn't think so. In fact, the Ref's Reversed their initial Reaction of  calling that a foul."

"Wally, Wally! Going into the second half, the Midgets were actually leading 58-46. What happened during halftime to spur you guys on to such a decisive victory?"

"Well, in the lockerroom we were able to Re-energize ourselves and talked about how we could Reduce the Midgets lead. I saw I had to get Ruthless and Relentless to Reap the points we needed to win. In the end the Slaves were able to Really gel as a team and Rally our way to victory."

"Wally. Wally!"

"There will be no more time for questions. Thanks everybody! Have a magical day!"


"We now take you to the Midgets presser where  Dean Cain has taken the stand"

"Mr Cain. What are your thoughts on the game?"

"... Ridiculous."

*Dean Cain storms off, flipping off the Reporters as he leaves.*