Due to technical difficulties, this week's edition of Spoiler Sport could not be completed in time. Hopefully our rehersal footage will shed light on our situation. Rest assured, loyal viewers, the Spoiler Sport that you know and love will be back and better than ever!
"Okay, Evan, my main man, we've got a lot riding on you and the new Spoiler Sport!" exclaims Ocho Producer #17. "No worries, sir. Evan Strong always delivers!" says the young anchor. "You have a great attitude, kid. You're gonna go far! OK, Quiet on the set. Lights, camera, action!"
"Hel....................................................." mumbles Evan.
"CUT!!! What the hell was that?!? screams Ocho Producer #17. "Just a bad take, don't worry boss, I got this." reassures Evan. "Fine. We'll try again." says an increasingly nervous Producer #17. "Action!" he says.
"..............................................." Evan Strong freezes instantly.
"Cut! Dammit!!! You said you were comfortable doing this!!! You were picked for your impressive acting experience!!! What is your problem?!?" asks Producer #17. "Sooooo..... turns out I'm a great actor on stage, so I figured it would translate seamlessly to screen. Looks like... I'm camera shy." says an embarassed Evan Strong. "CAMERA SHY?!? Get out of my face, you useless hack!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!" yells Ocho Producer #17. Evan Strong leaves the set sheepishly as Producer #17 reluctantly dials his phone.
"Cotton? Cotton, my main man, how have you been? ... Wait, you knew I'd call? Ha!!! Good one, Cotton! So... How about you come back home where you belong? ..... Okay, okay. No more propaganda. ..... EVER! I PROMISE!!!...... okay...... double your normal rate, but I .......... Cotton, be reasonable ....... Fine, fine. Pepper can come back too. ............ No, thank YOU, the pleasure was all mine, sir. Have a nice d..." says Produer #17 before Cotton McKnight hangs up on him. Ocho producer #17 smiles to himself while he puts the phone down. "Welcome home, Cotton..."
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MVPs Week 1. 1:WallyKazam. 2:Tigger. 3: Luchador Assassin Chris Seeney.
It'll be great to have you back Cotton and Pepper!!
I hear Red Son Superman is filing a complaint against the MVP Council after his 49 points the other night!! Then again, that gut always was an A-Hole!!
No one likes that commie bastard.
Superman I mean. Not Cott N' Pepa. Those boys rock.
They should make a new Red Son Superman arc where he is becomes Superman under Putin. That dude would really be an A-Hole!!
We here at the MVP Council value your input, and as such, we have reviewed Red Son Superman's complaint. It has been rejected, and he will be exempted from future MVP consideration. We welcome any and all suggestions and respect your opinions. Thank you.
Maybe the MVP Council could make a note of it and possibly submit him for the All-Star game.
We appreciate your idea! All Royal Highness members have been exempted from future MVP consideration.
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