Thursday, June 19, 2014

George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter II


The locker room mood for the Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets is somber.  The focus on the faces of the combatants is readily apparent and the tension is almost palpable such that one would need a lightsaber to cut through.   Unlike the Horsemen, the Midgets’ attitude toward this match is more fixated upon how to defeat, piece by piece, a monstrosity of a team as fronted by the enemy. 

Deadpool, Deadshot, Darth Talon, Boba Fett and Aayla Secura stand by their respective vehicles, inspecting each for any issues that will hamper their effectiveness in the match.  The Phoenix Force Entity, Emperor Joker, Mr. Mxyztplk, Eradicator, Zombie Supergirl, He-Man and Black Lantern Omega Supreme discuss strategic strikes to be placed upon the more troublesome Horsemen characters.  Hermes, Beppo, Ganthet, Star Sapphire #2, Mangy Mouse and Magneto inspect the areas which their teammates will fight for any flaws in the terrain.  Black Lantern Aunt May, Blue/Green Lantern Hal Jordan, The Wicket Witch of the East, Black Lantern Ryan Poteracki, Adam Warlock and Megalon converse regarding certain combatants.  Finally, Age of Apocalypse Weapon X, X--23, Vampire X-23 and Baby Wolverine discuss other relevant issues. 

Magneto:  All.  ALL!

The conversations throughout the locker room cease as Magneto’s call to attention is followed by silence. 

Magneto: We must honor the memory of those lost in battle before us who gave their lives to allow us to reach this point.  So say we all.

Emperor Joker:  So say we ALL!

Ganthet:  So say WE ALL!

Adam Warlock: So SAY WE ALL!

Black Lantern Ryan Poteracki: SO SAY WE ALL!

The entire Midgets’ team chants in unison: SO SAY WE ALL!  SO SAY WE ALL!

Magneto:  So say we all. . .

 

6 comments:

Ryan said...

A worthy team. Much respect shown for the concern.

They will not be taken lightly.

Solobeck said...

Too late! Your pu$$y stance now will not change the tone of the match! HA! HA! F@#king HA!
-Pablo (ghost writer for Bryatu)

Josh the Commish said...

Edge of my seat!!

Artifact said...

So say we all.

Ryan said...

Pablo -

My confidence in my team has not changed one iota. I was merely appreciating the respect the Midgets were showing the Horsemen for being concerned. They have a strong team. That doesn't change my belief that the Horsemen are stronger. If I were to think anything less, then I would have already lost.... You f$#%ing Penguin.

Josh the Commish said...

I am proud that The Horsemen find me to be as worthy of an opponent as I find them. The battle should be epic.