Season 9, Round 2 Consolation - TEAM vs Moist Mafia

TEAM is: Mamaw, Papaw, and Bama

Moist Mafia is: Deadeye Duck w/ Red Lightsaber

Atop the Power Tower, Bama is trying to get Deadeye Duck to sign his mint in box, original pressing, ultra rare Deadeye Duck action figure. Deadeye has grown furiously annoyed with Bama who, armed with several different colors of sharpies, is throwing a fit that he not sign it in black.

"I have detailed the exact location that I wish for you to sign above the yellow post it note. Also keep your signature below the blue post it, I do not want too large of a signature." Bama says.

Deadeye Duck is angry but still willing to sign his first ever autograph when Bama sets his bag down on Deadeye Duck's lap. In a fit of rage not seen since Clive Revel, Deadeye ignites his lightsaber and slashes Bama multiple times, sending his parts scattering on the ground below.

"MUH GRAN-BABY!!" cries Mamaw. In a swift act of vengeance, Mamaw reaches over and grabs Papaw's weapon before anyone can react. Only Mamaw knows how to arm and get Papaw's weapon to shoot that quickly. She's been intimately familiar with his weapon for over half a century so she knows a few tricks. In a way, the meat spigot is more hers than his.

The feathers burn quickly and the smell is fowl. The Duck lets out violent screams of pain as the hot gravy has worked its way through his feathers and is now scorching his skin. He writhes in agony and loses his balance. He is still alive during the long fall down and his screams sends the crowd below scattering.

The hard cement is unforgiving; However, from his perspective, it shows him the mercy he desperately desired.