Saturday, March 1, 2008

Reign Supremacy Vs. Team Pete

Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Ax-battler, Gilleus Thunderhead, Tyrius Flare, Mega Man, Rush, Sledgehammer, Iron Man, Star Fire, Elite Clone Trooper #21, Zoe Washburne, and Naboo Soldier #1.

Team Pete is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Apocylypse Alice, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, and Goblin #1.

Just like any other time somebody uses Ax-battler for the first time he accidentally uses his magic right off the bat. Tyler Derdon being a closet Sega dork assumes this and tells everyone to take cover. They all do except for Lucca Brazzi who is to slow, he dies. Now the battle truly begins, Goblin #1 runs toward Naboo Soldier #1 and chops his head off, but the Elite Clone Trooper has his back (sort of) and blasts the goblin. Chuck Norris who is a "lead by example" kind of guy knocks Carlos Olivera's gun out of his hand catches it in mid-air then shoots him with his own gun. Chuck then drops the gun (to be fair) and runs toward Kimbo Slice and Tyler Derdon who have become fast friends in the locker room over the past few days. Norris then blocks a punch from Kimbo, pulls him in front of his own body and cracks his neck. Chuck Norris then round house kicks Derdon in the head causing fatal head trauma; Norris then exclaims "the third rule of fight club is: don't fight Chuck Norris". Ram Man then "rams Ax-battler in his six pack abs killing him. Ram Man and Gilleus Tunderhead get into a pretty evenly matched ax fight but Tyrius Flare, who always has Gilleus' back stabs Ram Man in the weak armor spot under his arm (look at the toy if you don't believe me). Zoe, Sledgehammer, and The Elite Clone Trooper have taken cover and are shooting at Leeloo but she keeps dodging the bullets. She runs toward them and knocks Sledgehammers magnum revolver out of his hands and then grabs it off the ground before they can react and shoots the Elite Clone Trooper with it. Zoe thinks that they are done for but Sledgehammer pushes her out of the way, then pulls out a grenade and bearhugs Leeloo killing both Leeloo and himself. Meanwhile Iron Man and Starfire are joined in a truly cataclismic battle with Extinction Alice; so cataclismic that I can't even think of anything to write about it; and Mega Man with with his faithful dog Rush is fighting Apocylypse Alice. Apocylypse Alice karate kicks Mega Man off of Rush and then while on top of the robot dog turns and shoots it in the back of the head. This sends Mega Man into a fury reminding him of his life before Rush and how good his video games were back then. He powers up his heat gun and completely melts the lesser Alice. Iron Man and Star Fire are speedily flying around Ex. Alice but are unable to hit her with any shots due to her superhuman speed. Ex. Alice then locks into Iron Man's brain waves and begins to take over his mind. There is an inner struggle causing Iron Man's suit to go into emergency shut-down but it is to late. Iron Man's brain explodes although Ex. Alice has destroyed one of her formidable oponents she seems to have forgotten about the super powered alien, Starfire whom she was also fighting. Starfire blasts her in the back with her cosmic powers and then punches her in the back of the head, killing her.
REIGN SUPREMACY IS VICTORIOUS!

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