B3 is Tyrone, Austin, & Tasha
The Right Wing is Nick Houslander
Round 1: Fight! “Wow, you guys are really kinda cute. The only thing that would make you cuter would be to see your dead bodies lying on the ground of the pit.” The not so subtle Nick was saying this as he was pumping Tyrone, Austin and Tasha full of 12 gauge shells from his double barrel shotgun that he always has with him. Flawless Victory!
Round 2: Fight! Nick once again began to fire his weapon off at the animals, which in this case only killed Tyrone. Austin and Tasha knew that they had to not only be quick but work as a team on this one. Austin made a run for it as Nick was firing and missing at the Kangaroo, who was now behind him. Nick then turned around and unloaded a quick shot to the face of the now dead Kangaroo. Nick was very happy by this until he felt a sharp pain in between his legs, as Tasha had kicked him directly in the crotch. Nick fell to the ground in blinding pain but before Tasha was even able to do anything else Nick threw something at the yellow hippos face. She looked down at the item, which looked like a bag of Halls Mentho Lyptus Cough Suppressants. “What was that for Nick?” Tasha said.
“Nothing, but it got you to look away for a second which is apparently all it takes you stupid little freak.” Nick then pulled the trigger of his gun one last time and blew the now dead hippo off of the ledge, sending her down to an even bloodier death then her friends had already experienced.
The Right Wing is Victorious!
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Great Job Nick!
Great Job Nick!
(The first one was for real life Nick Houslander on a well-written match, the second was for Fantasy Nick Houslander on a well-fought match).
Congrats Shan!
Press Conference:
Tyrone the Impaler: Complete and utter b*llsh*t!!!! I've met Nick on several occasions before and I can safely say that he sure isn't the pinnacle of the male species; probably because he drinks too g*dd*mn much!!!
Tasha the Terrible: Why the f*ck did that p*ssy have a shotgun!?!?! I don't see us using weapons because we ARE the weapons! Nick needed the gun because he couldn't take us mano-a-mano. That's a cold, hard fact! You F*CK!!!
Awesomo Austin: I think Tasha and Tyrone said it all. I have nothing further to add. . . but this: Nice match Nick. Look forward to decapitating you, sh*tting down your neck, shaving your hairy back and balls and feeding your remains to Supergirl.
(heard she likes that). . .
That is the greatest compliment you could have possibly given me. I honestly have tears in my eye. Thank You!
If offended was something I could be, oh never mind it was hilarious.
Supergirl had this to say after hearing Austin's cheapshots after his loss in the Consolation Match:
What the F*CK?!? How the Hell did I brought into this mess?? Christ, someone needs to spank these preschoolers.
Oh wait, we already did. Oh and so did The Right Wing. TEAM would have as well, if those kids wouldn't have been soiling their diapers on the bench.
Babies.
The gloves are off now, you must have hit a sour note with Supergirl, if she is siding with TEAM.
Hell hath no fury, Josh. Hell hath no fury.
Reply to Supergirl by Austin:
Sorry for the slam Supergirl. I never meant to hurt your feelings like that. I'm hoping in the future that you'll fly with me as I snuggle up to your ample bosoms. What I meant to say was "Achilles"; that long haired b*tch looks like a girl and throws a spear like Lamar from "Revenge of the Nerds". . .
Revenge of the Nerds reference, I like it. I think I might draft him next year.
You're right he does throw a spear like Lamar, and the only time we ever saw Lamar throw a javelin, he won... just like Achilles.
P.S. Austin (and the rest of B3), keep dreaming of snuggling up against Supergirl's bosom, cause it ain't gonna happen.
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