Representing The Untouchables is Teresa Oblak
Representing the Commandos is Hannah Montana
Neither Teresa nor Hannah is very comfortable on the narrow ledge over the pit as they begin to walk near each other. As they get closer and closer Hannah says in a bubbly voice "Hey You, nice to finally meet you in person". She then directs a big smile toward the person that she is about to attempt to send to a brutal death on the pit's huge spikes. Teresa replies to the Southern charm with a small smirk not unlike the one that her sister Amy gives to Ryan after he has had about 9 Beers and starts dancing on a random couch. Teresa starts to feel very nervous walking on the ledge and starts to get down low on her knees. Hannah starts to rush her to take advantage of her apparent fear of heights when the new "dirtiest player in the game" Teresa Oblak pulls a small test tube out of her jeans pocket and throws it at Miley. On impact the small test tube which contained a green bubbly liquid causes a small explosion. The explosion does not cause any real harm but it does serve to distract the multi-talented star for a split second. In that time Teresa jumps up from her crouching position and runs over to Hannah Montana, she then crouches down and hears a mysterious voice out of nowhere yell "Finish Her" (The words also appear above her in scary red lettering). Teresa then lands an uppercut on Country Music's favorite daughter and sends her sailing off of the ledge to her death on the spikes below.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
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That was awesome. By the way, that look that Teresa gave Hannah is called the "D'Amico Women Look of Evil". It will strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest of men. I have felt it's wrath from all three of them. I am surprised that Hannah didn't just jump into the Pit after being shot that look.
I would have.
Hannah's a girl, she is immune to that look. Good one Son.
That look makes me coddle under the cover's sucking my thumb...there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'm going into battle after receiving that look (and I have first hand knowledge), better to just chalk one up as a defeat and live to fight another day, but Hannah fell victim to youth as well, as she did not know to turn and run.
Well put Matt.
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