Consolation Match-Round 3: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Syracuse Valley

The Brotherhood is Bill Kelley
The Syracuse Valley is Fire Bros. #1

Round 1: Fight! The Fire Brother began to shoot a constant stream of fireballs at the sider/roofer, which caught his clothes on fire. Bill rolled around on the ground but because of the constant attack from his opponent was unable to put it out. Eventually the fire consumed Bill and soon enough he was just a heaped of flesh lying on fire. Flawless victory.

Round 2: Fight! “What the shit was that” a very pissed off Bill Kelley said. The Fire Brother once again began to shot fire at the tough as nails Irishman but this time Bill was able to duck from the fire. While on the ground Bill looked at his tool belt around his waist and saw that he had his straight blade and a tape measure. As soon as he saw these tools he knew what he was going to do with them. The Fire Brother had stopped shooting fire, just like they do in the video game, which gave Bill the time he needed to get back onto his feet. Once on his feet again, Bill grabbed his tape measure out of his pouch and stretched it out to the neck of the Fire Brother. Once the tape measure was caught on the neck of the Fire Brother, Bill yelled out “Get over here” as he reeled the Fire Brother over to himself. Once he had the brother right in front of him he took out the straight blade from his pouch and sliced his neck open, which killed him. Bill waited to hear the flawless victory tag until he looked down at his boots and realized that they were both on fire. Making this a victory, just not a flawless one.

Round 3: Fight! “Well let’s end this now. That last one took way to long” Bill said as the match began. “In fact, let’s do this shit like they did it in the 80’s”. Bill then ran up to the brother and jumped on his head, which as you know kills him. FINISH HIM! Bill looked confused because the fire brother had already disappeared like they do in the video game, “Um, I think I already did”.

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is victorious!