Sunday, June 8, 2008

Consolation Match-Round 3: Reign Supremacy Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips

Reign Supremacy is Jared Pilkinton
The Horsemen are Julie Artrip

Round 1: Fight! The ninety-nine second timer starts while Julie and Jared are just standing there on the ledge above the pit. “I feel kind of weird standing up here with you. Are we really going to fight each other”? As Jared says this he is hit in the head with a pink cell phone and then is quickly kicked right in the balls by the vicious nurse. Jared looked up at Julie and said in between kicks to his Kidney, “O.K, I guess we are going to fight.” Jared was still lying on the ground while Julie was kicking him when she jumped over his body and crushed his head in with her foot. Flawless victory.

Round 2: Fight! “What the hell” a very angry Julie shouted, “I didn’t know this shit was a best of three.” Jared now looking at her with a smile on his face and revenge in his heart made his way over to the much smaller Julie Artrip. Julie made a quick kick towards his stomach but Jared backed away from it. She then tried to punch him in the face, but he easily caught her fist and threw it down. He then kicked her in the knee, which dropped her for a moment. He then gave her an upper cut to the chin that sent her flying through the air. He walked over to Julie was lying on the ground dazed and he put his hands around her neck. Julie tried her hardest to break free from Jared’s grip, but Jared continued to squeeze harder and harder until the nurse was no longer fighting him. As Julie finally died Jared let go of her neck and gave a worried look as he looked down at her hand, which was holding a scalpel in it. “Oh shit, I really hope she didn’t bring more of those”. Flawless Victory.

Round 3: Fight! “I can’t believe you chocked me to death. You know how much I hate that,” a very irate Julie said. “Oh yes, and you know how much I enjoy getting my head crushed in. Give me a break Julie. Let’s just get this thing over with.” Jared then walked towards Julie as she gave out a big scream and ran towards him as well. Jared’s plan was to knock the nurse down as she ran towards him, but before he was able to do anything she dropped to the ground and while he was running over top of her she jammed a scalpel into the inner part of his thigh. This naturally caused Jared to fall over in pain as he felt the scalpel dig deep into his leg. Julie got up quickly and started to kick Jared in the side, but this time Jared was not going to go quietly. As he was being wailed in the side by he sadistic nurse, he pulled the scalpel out of his leg and swept Julies feet out from underneath her. She fell to the ground and received a punch to the gut from Jared. She coughed up blood due to the hit but was still able to block Jared’s attempt at putting the scalpel into her gut, which surprised her much bigger opponent. Julie was then able to knock the scalpel out of his hands, but as she did this Jared got back onto his feet and said, “I think your going to need one of your tech’s to get out of this one”. Julie, who was now on her knees looked up at Jared and said, “For the last time, I do not need a god damn tech”. As she said this she pulled out another scalpel from her nurses gown and threw it into the gut of Jared Pilkinton. Jared looked down at his now bleeding stomach and before he even had time to pull the scalpel out, Julie had run over to him and sliced open his entire stomach, spilling his intestines all over the ledge. FINSH HIM! Julie answered the ominous voice with “It would be my pleasure”. She then pushed his body off of the ledge and watched as his corpse pierced the metal spikes. She gained much pleasure from seeing this sight, proving to herself that as a nurse she was able to take anything that came her way.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are victorious!

4 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Vicious!

Artifact said...

Good work Jules! or should i say ryan?

-Z

Ryan said...

And that is why I drafted the Fizzles. Pure ruthlessness.

Mrs. Fizzle said...

Damn- I had no idea I was such a bad ass- Thanks Nick!!!