Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Layander's Super-Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are (Kingdom Come) Superman, Power Girl, The Stranger, Proteus, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Kid Omega, Gor-Gor, The Predator Crew: "Dutch Shaefer, George Dillon, Billy Sole, Mac Elliot, Blaine Cooper, Jorge "Poncho" Rodriguez, and Rick Hawkins, and Snoopy and Woodstock in an M1 Abrams Tank.

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are White Lantern Batman, (Kingdom Come) Wonder Woman, (Kingdom Come) Green Lantern, (Kingdom Come) Power Woman, (Kingdom Come) Donna Troy, (Kingdom Come) Red Arrow on a 4-Wheeler, Don-El, Van-Zee, Vitar, Superman Emergency Squad #1-5, Dark Supergirl, Red X Robin on a Speeder Bike, and Knives Chow (w/ a Demon Rod and a Star Sapphire Ring).


On the way to Jurassic Park The Super-Kitties are extremely annoyed with the bickering between Power Woman and Dark Supergirl. The two of them are debating which of them is from the "real" reality; so therefore which one of them is better. Wonder Woman interjects by saying: "It seems to me that very few of us in this League are from what the powers that be consider the "real" or "normal" reality; but that doesn't make us any less powerful. So you two cut it out. We didn't come here to fight each other". "Hmm, too bad" replies Dark Supergirl sarcastically. As the Super-Kitties land on Isla Nublar, they are almost instantly charged by a Triceratops protecting its young, but The Superman Emergency Squad makes quick work of the dinosaur. The Dope Fiends on the other hand have split up in order to search out the home base of The Super-Kitties in order to formulate an attack. Power Girl makes a quick fly-over of their camp; but is spotted by Wonder Woman. She shouts: "Supergirl!!... It looks like you get your chance to fight Power Girl after all". Dark Supergirl takes off after Power Girl; but not before Power Girl can notify the rest of the Dope Fiends of the Super-Kitties whereabouts. From this point on, a melee begins which has even the island's T-Rexs and Velociraptors running for cover (pretty clever way to make it so I don't have to include any more dinosaurs in the story... huh?). The battle covers not a huge area, but the area it does cover includes not only the ground and the trees above it, but the air far above those trees as well. Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are not people who will openly exhibit fear; but that emotion is close as they see their Justice League Captain Superman emerge from The Dope Fiends place of hiding. Wonder Woman does not allow one of her "Kingdom Come" Followers to seek out other skirmishes once she lays eyes on Superman. Superman rushes in as he takes on Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Power Woman, Donna Troy, and Red Arrow on his 4-Wheeler. Power Girl and Dark Supergirl fiercely battle one another high above the Costa Rican Trees, while White Lantern Batman levitates towards The Stranger. Kid Omega, Proteus, and The Leader singularly square off against Don-El, Van-Zee, and Vitar; while the rest of The Superman Emergency Squad surrounds Gor-Gor. Red X teams up with Knives Chow as they fly in (Red X Robin with the aid of his Speeder Bike and Knives Chow with the aid of her Star Sapphire Ring) toward Dutch Shaeffer and his Special Forces Crew. The Stranger's cosmic abilities fall short of being able to take out Batman's White Lantern Powers. Although Bruce Wayne may not be able to completely control his new found powers the ring itself is able to absorb the matter manipulation and then abolish The Stranger from this plane of existance. Kid Omega witnesses this feat and decides to take control of the mind of not only Batman but also of Don-El. Kid Omega is able to get Batman to physically remove the White Ring from his finger, and then cast it aside. As Batman begins free-falling, his own teammate Don-El whose mind is not his own as well, puts his fist through the head of Batman, just for good measure. Kid Omega then focuses his powers in to mindblocking Don-El. Kid Omega is successful in his use of his mutant ability; but Van-Zee quickly dishes out an attack similar to the one that was used on Batman, when he puts his own fist into the highly advanced brain of Kid Omega. Gor-Gor feels right at home amongst his fellow dinosaurs on Isla Nublar, but he doesn't much care for the alien scum that is attacking him. Gor-Gor is actually able to take out two of his Kryptonian Powered attackers (#2 and #4) with his massive and powerful jaws; but the Gwar T-Rex can't quite take the beating that the other three put him through. Gor-Gor inevitably falls to the might of the Superman Emergency Squad. The Leader knows that he cannot withstand the attacks that Vitar is about to inflict on him, which is why he chooses the only probable location to hide from her at the exact right moment. He also mentally projects that The Dope Fiends are going to need to have Superman have one stellar match if they are going to beat The Super-Kitties Squad that has been pitted against them. The Leader hides in the shadows; and does not quite take control of Superman's mind but guides it against the forthcoming attacks from Wonder Woman and her crew. Vitar is unsuccessful in finding The Leader, but she does manage to get a hold of Proteus. Despite his shape-shifiting abilities, Vitar manages to shift his shape in to that of a dead guy. While Power Girl and Dark Supergirl beat the crap out of each other in the air, and The Predator Crew move deeper and deeper in to the jungle; Superman is surrounded by his own team (from the comics that is, not in the world of FFL). Superman easily anticipates the attack of Red Arrow (which was merely a diversion designed by Wonder Woman anyway). Red Arrow's 4-Wheeler comes flying directly at the head of Superman, but The Last Son of Krypton ducks out of the way and destroys the Polaris 4x4 with one punch. This sends Red Arrow flying hard in to a nearby tree to end his life. This battle continues, while Knives Chow and Red X finally catch up to Dutch Shaeffer and his team. Knives Chow moves in quickly; but Red X is taken off guard when his Speeder Bike is shot from under him by an M1 Abrams Tank. Woodstock and Snoopy are elated in blasting Grayson off of his bike; but he is not out of the game just yet. Red X puts on his temporary invisibility belt and rushes the tank. He easily blows a hole in the top before his invisibility wears off and then jumps inside the tank. I can't see what exactly happens; but I am certain that The Dope Fiends "most powerful character" and his mentor Snoopy put up an amazing fight before Red X popped out of the top of the tank unscathed. Knives Chow attacks with her Demon Rod and instantly removes all of Rick Hawkins hit points. She then uses her Star Sapphire Ring to slice Pancho in half; and then delivers a good-old fashioned (but Star Sapphire and evil magic infused) kick to the head Billy Sole, which does him in as well. Blaine Cooper sees this transpire and decides to let Ol' Painless do what he does best: kill lesser soldiers. Which is exactly what the mini-gun does to Knives Chow. Red X rejoins the battle and uses his trillium based weaponry to take the preoccupied Blaine off guard. He sends one of his Red Xs through Cooper's neck. Dick Grayson uses his heavily powered suit to deal a similar death to Mac Elliot. Red X moves against George Dillon next, knocking him to the ground; but Dutch has got his back. He blows the young hero away just in the knick of time to save Dillon's life; which sparks a handshake of epic proportions between the two of them. Power Girl and Dark Supergirl are visibly tired from the beating that they have given one another; but neither of them are slowing down. The amount of hate that can be spawned by two such similar characters is staggering to my eyes, yet it continues to grow. Power Girl sends a potent blast of heat vision towards Dark Supergirl, who manages to fight through the heat and painto deliver an uppercut that snaps her rivals neck. Down on and around the ground Green Lantern is focusing every bit of energy he can muster towards Superman; but his power set falls short as his ring and his body are overcome by Superman's intense burst of heat vision. With the death of Green Lantern; Power Woman, Wonder Woman, and Donna Troy rush in towards the grounded Superman and begin punding on him until their fists are throbbing with pain. Superman hates not only the idea of fighting women, but also of fighting his former trusted team; but he does not hold back one bit because he knows better than anyone that these are women that are not to be taken lightly. Van-Zee and the remaining members of The Superman Emergency Squad rush in at this very moment to lend a hand while the exhausted Dark Supergirl manages to cut off Dutch and his bromantic friend George before they can lend Superman a hand. Dark Supergirl easily finishes off the two former Green Berets; while in the meantime Vitar finally tracks down The Leader. The Leader sees her coming and ignites his red lightsaber; but it is too little too late for the Gamma-infected genius. "Vitar SMASH"!! She yells as she pulverizes The Leader. Superman manages to get a hold of the necks of Power Woman and Donna Troy and smash their two heads together, but Wonder Woman then knocks him to the ground just in time to be joined by The Superman Emergency Squad. Superman, from his crouched position on the ground sends some freeze breath towards the S.E.S. which is so powerful that it freezes and cracks S.E.S. #1 and #5. He then pops up and grabs a hold of Van-Zee, cracking his old friend's neck. Superman has fought so valiantly, that a tear of pure respect comes to the eye of Wonder Woman as she delivers a double fisted blow to the back of Superman's neck which puts him down on the ground for good.
LAYANDER'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!

**Epilogue After Wonder Woman has regrouped with her team Dark Supergirl and Vitar insist that they go back to the scene of Superman's death and makes sure that he is finished. But The Watchers escort them back to the locker rooms. A few hours later Superman's eyes open wide as he jumps back in to action; but the match has already been called for The Super-Kitties.

7 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Super-Kitties: (Kingdom Come) Wonder Woman, Vitar, Superman Emergency Squad #3, and Dark Supergirl survive.

Dope Fiends: (Kingdom Come) Superman lives

Ryan said...

Clever girl.

Nice twist at the end there Josh.

Ryan said...

Nichol Valdez got the Jetpack.

Artifact said...

Damn, Josh. I think I have it figured out. Your man crush on Dean Cain runs so deep that you can't even bring yourself to just kill Superman off.

News flash: Superman was a giant wuss who was afraid of rocks.

Good work though and congrats to the super Kitties

Lickolas said...

Way to pass out Superman, what a jerk.

Great win Laya, that was one heck of a team you put up.

Nice work Josh and tough luck Gryff, I sure am glad I'm not in your division.

gryfflin said...

Josh's man crush on Dean Cain is irrelevant and completely understandable, WHAT I WANA KNOW IS WHAT F**K YOU GOT AGAINST WOODSTOCK!?!

Nice Win Laya and Alex

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