This is the Ocho. I'm Cotton, let's get to the action.
There's a new name getting a lot of attention in the FFL this week, and that name is Bryan Beckerman. After receiving an absolute curbstomping from "Michael Vick's Badnews Kennelz of Lurve" this week there was bit of friction between the Backyardigans and watcher Gryffilyn. Outspoken B3 member Pablo the Penguin added a bit of fuel to the fire with his usual outlandish comments, which cause Gryff to wonder if Pablo was perhaps being used as the mouthpiece for his team owner. Bryan Beckerman himself has, as of yet, had no response to these allegations.
However, Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman is not shy about his inability to rise above hate, as the black lantern lawyer had nothing but evil intentions for the Tijuana Taco Benders. The "Logical Genocide" team member proved once again to be an invaluable asset. Coming off the heels of sending veteran "George Wahington Slave" Santa Claus, he and his new found sidekick Centerion #8 Sue Yerazzov laid unholy amounts of destruction upon the now 0-3 "Taco Benders" culminating in a spot of sexual brutality involving BLBB and Dart Vegetariano that literally tore the Sith Lord inside out.
Elsewhere around the League, "George Washington's Slaves" made good on their promise last week to "F**K you up something fierce" when the met "Better Than All of You" in the desert. The field of perfection has slimmed down to three now, as the "Brotherhood of Evil Midgets" were denied continued perfection by the still undefeated" 'Pop Superstar' Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos", and "Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies" proved once again to be a "desert powerhouse" as they defeated "Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family".
Next week, we head to Isla Nublar, more commonly referred to as "Jurassic Park". To bring you some rumbles in a prehistoric jungle.
That's it for "Spoiler Sport" This has been Cotton McKnight, thank you and good night.
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Good stuff Cotton, informative as always.
I especially liked the part where you talked about the undefeated teams.
I liked that part too, Nick. It reminded me how awesome we are.
Good work, Cotton.
Josh really needs to fire beckerman and hire black lantern beckerman, that dude gets s**t done.
Good call Griffin. I just put him on "evil retainer"
he's a lawyer. all retainers are evil retainers.
i dont know the history, but all i see is a 3-0 team. i am concerned, but not afraid. i no longer feel fear after my team orientation w prof. Xavier. in fact, i dont feel much of anything anymore. i suspected telepathic tampering, but i have been assured this is not the case. LIVE FOR XAVIER! DIE FOR XAVIER! End communication.
Hell yeah NFG Mike!! I love your style and I wish you luck. I am rooting for you to make the play-offs!!
thanks! its tough being the new guy, even tougher when everybodys trying to kill you. well, well, well. look who's #177 on my roster. black lantern josh houselander, you just earned a trip to vegas in week 7. dont make any plans, because after the match, we're headin to the tables for endless booze and strippers, er "college students". ahem...
They are just trying to pay for an education.
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