TEAM vs Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

TEAM is: Robin, the Toy Wonder , Lord Katsumoto w/Purple Lightsaber, Conan, Dixie Kong ,Pee Wee Herman (9 Deaths), Pterri (9 deaths) , Angus MacGuyver w/Red Lightsaber, Sif , Hogun, Volstagg, Fandral, Sin (Final Fantasy X), Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Supergirl (Linda Danavers)

Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are: Anti Monitor, Black Lantern Galactus, Terrax, Serpent, Skadi: Herald of the Serpent Merged w/ Shao Khan via hammer, Nul: Breaker of Worlds Merged w/ Beast Wars Megatron via hammer, Skirn: Breaker of Men Merged w/ Princess Leia via hammer , Mokk: Breaker of Faith Merged w/ Blanka via hammer , Predacon: Rampage

TEAM has secured transport aboard the Jurassic Park helicopters. The Kennelz shipped their players in the same crates they used to ship the dinosaurs. TEAM’s crew bonded during their long flight, mostly by making fun of Edward and Bella. The Kennelz didn’t have a whole lot of fun, but Anti Monitor did eat one of the Mexican guys that was unloading them. It boosted morale quite a bit.

TEAM was dropped off at the visitor center and from there they broke off into groups. Sif, The Warriors Three, and Supergirl head for the Tyrannosaurus paddock. The Serpent and his Worthy are waiting. It’s a five on five brawl and both sides are landing good shots. Supergirl dodges a few swings from Mokk’s hammer and lands a crushing left upper cut right cross combo stunning Mokk. She follows up with a spinning heel kick that decapitates Mokk and sends his head flying into the triceratops paddock. Skadi has Sif pined to a tree stump and is crushing her wind pipe with the shaft of his hammer when super girl punches a hole threw the back of his head.

Hogun and the Serpent are going back and forth, The serpent knocks Hoguns mace from his hand. Hogun counters by tackling the Serpent to the ground. The two wrestle back and forth each trying to get the upper hand, Serpent pins Hoguns arms with his knees and raises up to smash in his face. The Serpent notices that Hogun is looking behind him and rolls away just as Supergirl attempts the old punch to the back of the head trick. She misses her intended target and lodges her hand into her teammates head. The serpent grabs Hoguns mace and crushes Super girls head. Again the Serpent hears something behind him but when he turns, he turns right into Sif’s blade. The Serpent tries to strangle Sif but She easily shrugs him off and cuts him in half.

Nul and Skim are both to busy fighting with Fandral and Volstagg to notice Sif come up behind them and slit their throats.

Elsewhere Pee Wee And Pterri are moving through the dense prehistoric forest when they are confronted by Rampage. Pterri Flies away seemingly leaving his good friend for dead. Pee Wee has done his research and knows what this vicious transformers weakness is, and his weakness is Pee Wee’s greatest strength, Mindless Entertainment. As Pee Wee distracts Rampage with his act, Pterri swoops in and crushes the robot with a large bolder.

Pee Wee: Terri I love it when a plan comes together! HA HAA!

Pee Wee then hears what he described as a party off in the distance. Turns out Terrax has used his cosmic powers to create a huge Wrestling Ring in the middle of this forest. The Anti Monitor and Black Lantern Galactus have formed and intergalactic tag team and they are taking on all comers. Sif and the two remaining warriors are waiting outside the ring for there shot at glory. Currently The intergalactic super team are toying with Lord Katsumoto and Conan. The bodies of Edward and Bella Cullen, MacGuyver, Robin the Toy Wonder , and Dixie Kong are pilled up outside the ring. Pee Wee sneaks up behind Terrax who is acting as color commentator and snaps his neck. Pee Wee picks up the mic and begins giving his own brand of color commentating. This angers black lantern Galactus, so he picks Conan up by the ankle, rips his heart out and whips the corpse at Pterri killing him.

Pee Wee: TERRI NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Black Lantern Galactus: Yea that’s what I thought. Its not so nice to have somebody just killin your lackeys for no reason is it a**hole.

Katsumoto tries to hit Galactus while his back is turned but he eats a big boot courtesy of the Anti Monitor. He then drops a elbow on the samurai master’s stomach, which causes his guts to squirt out of his mouth.

Anti Monitor: Alright I am getting board, you three get in here so we can end this.

Sif, Volstagg, and Fandral climb into the ring and are rushed by the two behemoths. Sif and Fandral move out of the way but Volstagg is hit with a close line from hell and then a double leg drop that kills him instantly. Fandral jumps onto the Anti Monitors back and tries to choke him but his hands are to small. The Anti-Monitor effortlessly plucks Fandral from his back and then explodes his head with a piledriver. Sif is giving Black Lantern Galactus all he can handle, She is moving to fast for him but then he lands a punch that stagers her for a second. Just as Galactus winds up for a follow up shot Pee Wee reaches in and pulls his legs out from underneath him. Sif tries to capitalize but the Anti Monitor Comes from behind and puts her in a full nelson, he is so much stronger than her, that when he applied pressure he tore her arms out of the sockets. Galactus drags Pee Wee into the ring and sets him up for the Doomsday Device. The move doesn’t kill Pee Wee but when Black Lantern Galactus rips out his heart and celebrates like stone cold. That not only kills him but ends his FFL career.